Will You Press The Button?

Javongod 4 years ago

I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker 10 years ago

all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Good for you

Guizoc 8 years ago

Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

I agree

Avery Luna Delost 13 years ago

i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer2011 6 years ago

Me neither

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AsuraShun 4 years ago

no exes

SapixIV 3 years ago

Same

Highschool123 10 years ago

but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Good for you

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Leafs34 8 years ago

i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Me too

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DontPressButton 10 years ago

I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello9 10 years ago

I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton 10 years ago

Hai

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago

So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

JordanTurner 9 years ago

if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates 9 years ago

ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ... [Show full comment]

Dannywwelover 9 years ago

Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

*stab*

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pontus999 9 years ago

yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods 9 years ago

A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly 9 years ago

Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod 10 years ago

*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

KyleFukui 10 years ago

Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

PhoenixAshes 10 years ago

No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma 10 years ago

They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack3 10 years ago

It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;Cheese 11 years ago

Yea cause they want this dick

2hello9 10 years ago

Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....

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Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil 6 years ago

Ah yes

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Cameron Nash 13 years ago

Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer 11 years ago

You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields 13 years ago

I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

SmugRock 3 years ago

I’m a villain, not a monster. I won’t give them such a punishment out of nowhere, living forever.

mpgami 10 years ago

wouldn't want to live forever anyway

Grace Horaski 13 years ago

this is just overall terrible

Eldeuqe 9 years ago

All my exes are cool and gay.

ShockingChunks 11 years ago

living forever would be the worst thing ever

WingDingGaster 9 years ago

The question is why stalk you?

Traeval 11 years ago

So meet your dream person, date them, dump them and then get back together? Doesn't say you can't do that lol.

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

Forever single 😥

TheDestroyerButton 11 years ago

"Yandere-Dev! Yandere-Dev! Can you please make your game less influential to the women in my life?"

TeedsDeeEm 9 years ago

What exes.

jimdogg 11 years ago

don't got an ex

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago

good thing im 14 and dont have any yet

Black_Is_Here 10 years ago

I HAVE ZERO EXES EHEHEHEHEHEHE! But if you live forever it's horrible your friends die you can't your family dies you can't I'd take my token of death instead of living on

RemÃ³n Straten 13 years ago

i don't have any exes! ha jokes on you!.... ;_;

atrus 11 years ago

Immortality isn't so much living forever. It's everyone else dying.

Saltybanana 7 years ago

I have no exes im 12

TheFurryGamer 11 years ago

Then just burry them? You're all still alive, only now no stalking issues for your tissues. Win win.

SquidGirl 9 years ago

I have no exes

Hiiva 11 years ago

I dont jave exes

satan-sama 11 years ago

just the one, hehehe

animetime 9 years ago

no one will love me I fine

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

SAME

rebot449 11 years ago

I will just place them in a black hole

Thebestroll20016 10 years ago

Ditto

oswin 12 years ago

No exes, dgaf.

sleigee 9 years ago

Jokes on you Im alone forever

TheWildernessClan 11 years ago

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