You will live forever
but
So will all your exes, and they will permanently stalk you
I will not


AsuraShun3 years ago
no exes

SapixIV2 years ago
Same

Javongod3 years ago
I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker8 years ago
all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Good for you

Guizoc7 years ago
Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
I agree

Highschool1238 years ago
but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Good for you
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Avery Luna Delost12 years ago
i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer20114 years ago
Me neither
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Leafs347 years ago
i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Me too
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DontPressButton8 years ago
I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello98 years ago
I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton8 years ago
Hai

JordanTurner7 years ago
if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates7 years ago
ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ...[Show full comment]

Dannywwelover8 years ago
Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal7 years ago
*stab*
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pontus9998 years ago
yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods8 years ago
A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly8 years ago
Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod8 years ago
*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

Aero Kijjaroenvisal12 years ago
So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

KyleFukui8 years ago
Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

PhoenixAshes8 years ago
No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma9 years ago
They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack39 years ago
It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;amp;Cheese9 years ago
Yea cause they want this dick

2hello98 years ago
Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil4 years ago
Ah yes
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Cameron Nash12 years ago
Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer9 years ago
You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields12 years ago
I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

kindParodox9 years ago
So my life forever... Whatever

oldnotweak10 years ago
cage those crazy bitches

AnyaSingh7 years ago
I have no problem with the exes(i don't have any 😝) and their stalking. the thing is, i don't wanna be immortal

Trent Richards9 years ago
what if I can't get over my ex and she so hot

Crabking138 years ago
Living forever would be terrible everyone would die around you eventually you would go insane from living eventually if your living for miIllions of years at one point you would want to die and you couldn't when the sun exposes you float in space in consta...[Show full comment]

Urocjon8 years ago
You got a point but I also think living forever is like being not able to suffer pain. I mean... To live forever You have to be immortal, right? To be immortal, You have to be immune to any harm. You can't then feel cold cause You can't get hypothermia to ...[Show full comment]

Luke2459 years ago
Dont care I learnd to ignore them.

orlext7 years ago
as long as i can change my age

SO KAWAII9 years ago
Just don't get any exes

WoodsRunner8 years ago
More sex? Lmao

TheWildernessClan9 years ago
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Lucky Tom949 years ago
i have three and then ill murderer them except one

Shana Beals12 years ago
I don't have, nor plan on having and exes anyway, so I guess I'd just live forever.

Halo Prime9 years ago
No exes so no problems.

DA-WAE5 years ago
Jokes on you, im lonely >:D

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
Hah! Joke's on you! To have an ex, you have to have a girlfriend in the first place!

Iamsuasidal7 years ago
I already stalk them though

lolalola9 years ago
i dont have any exes

FrostbiteDST7 years ago
I wanna die

Elliephant 9 years ago
I have no ex husband s but ex boyfriend yes

WeedCard8 years ago
FUCK

xXSHARKYXx9 years ago
If I lived forever my life would be boring.especially when the world ends and I will be floating in the cosmos

Weird_Cat_Person8 years ago
What if you dont have any exes???? ^_^

TsaddeAndGemini10 years ago
What the fuck noone, what the fuck.

WingDingGaster8 years ago
The question is why stalk you?

Traeval9 years ago
So meet your dream person, date them, dump them and then get back together? Doesn't say you can't do that lol.

SmugRocklast year
I’m a villain, not a monster. I won’t give them such a punishment out of nowhere, living forever.
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