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You will live forever
but
So will all your exes, and they will permanently stalk you
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AsuraShun3 years ago
no exes

SapixIV2 years ago
Same

Javongod3 years ago
I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker8 years ago
all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Good for you

Guizoc7 years ago
Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
I agree

Highschool1238 years ago
but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Good for you
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Avery Luna Delost12 years ago
i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer20114 years ago
Me neither
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Leafs347 years ago
i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Me too
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DontPressButton8 years ago
I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello98 years ago
I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton8 years ago
Hai

JordanTurner7 years ago
if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates7 years ago
ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ...[Show full comment]

Dannywwelover8 years ago
Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal7 years ago
*stab*
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pontus9998 years ago
yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods8 years ago
A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly8 years ago
Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod8 years ago
*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

Aero Kijjaroenvisal12 years ago
So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

KyleFukui8 years ago
Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

PhoenixAshes8 years ago
No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma9 years ago
They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack39 years ago
It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;amp;Cheese9 years ago
Yea cause they want this dick

2hello98 years ago
Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil4 years ago
Ah yes
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Cameron Nash12 years ago
Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer9 years ago
You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields12 years ago
I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

SmugRocklast year
I’m a villain, not a monster. I won’t give them such a punishment out of nowhere, living forever.

mpgami9 years ago
wouldn't want to live forever anyway

Grace Horaski12 years ago
this is just overall terrible

Eldeuqe7 years ago
All my exes are cool and gay.

ShockingChunks9 years ago
living forever would be the worst thing ever

WingDingGaster8 years ago
The question is why stalk you?

Traeval9 years ago
So meet your dream person, date them, dump them and then get back together? Doesn't say you can't do that lol.

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
Forever single 😥

TheDestroyerButton9 years ago
"Yandere-Dev! Yandere-Dev! Can you please make your game less influential to the women in my life?"

TeedsDeeEm8 years ago
What exes.

jimdogg9 years ago
don't got an ex

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago
good thing im 14 and dont have any yet

Black_Is_Here9 years ago
I HAVE ZERO EXES EHEHEHEHEHEHE! But if you live forever it's horrible your friends die you can't your family dies you can't I'd take my token of death instead of living on

Remón Straten12 years ago
i don't have any exes! ha jokes on you!.... ;_;

atrus10 years ago
Immortality isn't so much living forever. It's everyone else dying.

Saltybanana6 years ago
I have no exes im 12

TheFurryGamer9 years ago
Then just burry them? You're all still alive, only now no stalking issues for your tissues. Win win.

SquidGirl8 years ago
I have no exes

Hiiva9 years ago
I dont jave exes

satan-sama9 years ago
just the one, hehehe

animetime8 years ago
no one will love me I fine

Iamsuasidal7 years ago
SAME

rebot4499 years ago
I will just place them in a black hole

Thebestroll200169 years ago
Ditto

oswin10 years ago
No exes, dgaf.

sleigee8 years ago
Jokes on you Im alone forever

TheWildernessClan9 years ago
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