I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever
DontPressButton8 years ago
Hai
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JordanTurner7 years ago
if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.
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ShellyBates7 years ago
ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ...[Show full comment]
Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.
Gozzer9 years ago
You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy
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Wednesday Fields12 years ago
I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue
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SmugRocklast year
I’m a villain, not a monster. I won’t give them such a punishment out of nowhere, living forever.
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mpgami9 years ago
wouldn't want to live forever anyway
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
this is just overall terrible
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Eldeuqe7 years ago
All my exes are cool and gay.
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ShockingChunks9 years ago
living forever would be the worst thing ever
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WingDingGaster8 years ago
The question is why stalk you?
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Traeval9 years ago
So meet your dream person, date them, dump them and then get back together? Doesn't say you can't do that lol.
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Cocoacuphead7 years ago
Forever single 😥
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TheDestroyerButton9 years ago
"Yandere-Dev! Yandere-Dev! Can you please make your game less influential to the women in my life?"
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TeedsDeeEm8 years ago
What exes.
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jimdogg9 years ago
don't got an ex
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b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago
good thing im 14 and dont have any yet
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Black_Is_Here9 years ago
I HAVE ZERO EXES EHEHEHEHEHEHE! But if you live forever it's horrible your friends die you can't your family dies you can't I'd take my token of death instead of living on
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Remón Straten12 years ago
i don't have any exes! ha jokes on you!.... ;_;
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atrus10 years ago
Immortality isn't so much living forever. It's everyone else dying.
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Saltybanana6 years ago
I have no exes im 12
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TheFurryGamer9 years ago
Then just burry them? You're all still alive, only now no stalking issues for your tissues. Win win.
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SquidGirl8 years ago
I have no exes
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Hiiva9 years ago
I dont jave exes
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satan-sama9 years ago
just the one, hehehe
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animetime8 years ago
no one will love me I fine
Iamsuasidal7 years ago
SAME
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rebot4499 years ago
I will just place them in a black hole
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Thebestroll200169 years ago
Ditto
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oswin10 years ago
No exes, dgaf.
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sleigee8 years ago
Jokes on you Im alone forever
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TheWildernessClan9 years ago
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