Will You Press The Button?

Javongod 4 years ago

I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker 10 years ago

all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Good for you

Guizoc 8 years ago

Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

I agree

Avery Luna Delost 13 years ago

i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer2011 6 years ago

Me neither

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AsuraShun 4 years ago

no exes

SapixIV 3 years ago

Same

Highschool123 10 years ago

but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Good for you

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Leafs34 8 years ago

i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Me too

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DontPressButton 10 years ago

I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello9 10 years ago

I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton 10 years ago

Hai

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago

So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

JordanTurner 9 years ago

if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates 9 years ago

ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ... [Show full comment]

Dannywwelover 9 years ago

Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

*stab*

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pontus999 9 years ago

yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods 9 years ago

A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly 9 years ago

Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod 10 years ago

*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

KyleFukui 10 years ago

Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

PhoenixAshes 10 years ago

No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma 10 years ago

They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack3 10 years ago

It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;Cheese 11 years ago

Yea cause they want this dick

2hello9 10 years ago

Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....

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Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil 6 years ago

Ah yes

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Cameron Nash 13 years ago

Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer 11 years ago

You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields 13 years ago

I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

akron2314 11 years ago

So if I stay with them they dont live forever? So... if I want to break up I am better off killing them? -presses button-

JoshTheScrub 10 years ago

my only ex already stalks me

Loafer_Graham4977 9 years ago

Kill all the exes, problem solved.

assassin072 11 years ago

kill all the exes

ApatheticRenegade 10 years ago

One of my exes is this girl who constantly talks about wanting to die. Too bad I hate her.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

no upside

chellybubbles 11 years ago

Easy - Just have them arrested for a terrible crime they didn't commit and they get sentenced to life in prison! Problem solved.

Raging Buffalo 11 years ago

I could date a girl I really like and then break up with her and then get back together

mrcheese 6 years ago

shotgun

MGGoku 9 years ago

But I got no exes.. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

AlonzoCG 11 years ago

OK with me.

EmilyAngstadt 10 years ago

All one (1) of them

AnnaLovesYuu 11 years ago

No downside, I still like my ex anyways. LOL

69rzoI6rzy9g 8 years ago

I only have one and she broke up with me😄😃😀🙂😐😥

MapleNinja830 11 years ago

4ever alone

Raspiansy last year

那我是这个👍

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago

Does it count if that ex(s) kill me? Will I regenerate or something?

thatdrunkindwarf 12 years ago

well all of mine are nice to me

PotatoCat 11 years ago

If you are human, then you can't see yourself again!

Mister-E 9 years ago

Relationships don't apply to immortals

TheCom15 11 years ago

i dont want to live forever

orlext 9 years ago

u can just find ur crush dump them

Erentheghoul2 11 years ago

So they become yuno gasai?

Boss9806 9 years ago

O dont have any exes

jef 11 years ago

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Myturn98 5 years ago

Basically two consequences.

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