You get five million dollars every year on your birthday
but
You can never have sex again
I will not


Maharid22 days ago
Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

z1sm1u9 months ago
超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

_SlytherinROX10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Hello18 years ago
you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...
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Merilille9 years ago
YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous7 years ago
Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan8 years ago
well i dont wanna have sex

Toast_Box4 years ago
Being asexual is great in this situation

dollschmidt9 years ago
i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies7 years ago
most of the games are free though

damo9999 years ago
Just masturebate

krios9 years ago
fingering and touching is enough

USGC7 years ago
Hah

ShadowSpirit8 years ago
Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwinlast year
it means ever

The Boeing Kid9 years ago
screw sex!

Alice Natalie Shepherd12 years ago
I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong2 years ago
agree
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SteamPunkMoon10 years ago
*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago
*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight9 years ago
Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS9 years ago
Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn369 years ago
I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox10 years ago
Asexual laughter

NeatCrown10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago
I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 9 years ago
Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP9 years ago
Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus9 years ago
never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer8 years ago
I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham12 years ago
There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy12348 years ago
Other than mine
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Brssps19 years ago
Define "Sex"

rainbow will not...9 years ago
wet dreams
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zero the joker9 years ago
Of course

Perrygames9 years ago
Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO9 years ago
That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 9 years ago
Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond9 years ago
I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry12 years ago
What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez12 years ago
Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

trashley238 years ago
le asexual laughter >:D

fitetoon10 years ago
Ace is fun

ImJustHim9 years ago
Still can masturbate :^)

CoffeDragon695 years ago
Never gonna get sex anyways so...

TheMuchSwagDogelast month
I think no sex is a good price for getting 78x the national average salary

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Couldn't you just use the money to pay for head.

Bluef00d7 years ago
adopt children

JamZHate8 years ago
No worth it but I'll think of a way around this

BLUEDRAGON17 years ago
Forget money :)

melonlord9 years ago
i don't like sex anyway soooooo...i win

TeamKobus28 years ago
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TeamKobus28 years ago
Because i want to attract 0 year olds crying
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IWannaBeACassetteTape10 years ago
There's also masturbating........Why not?

BioMadMan3163 years ago
Hah they think I’ll ever do it anyways

PoopyPotato9 years ago
Mastubation is key ^-^

King ThickDick9 years ago
Who the fucks gonna stop me...

AllastroS489 years ago
I could buy one of that realistic sex dolls and put and a japaneses girl friend AI in it

LenAuphydas8 years ago
where the downside.

ArmedSpirit9 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!
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