Will You Press The Button?

Maharid22 days ago

Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

z1sm1u9 months ago

超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

_SlytherinROX10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Hello18 years ago

you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...

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Merilille9 years ago

YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous7 years ago

Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan8 years ago

well i dont wanna have sex

Toast_Box4 years ago

Being asexual is great in this situation

dollschmidt9 years ago

i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies7 years ago

most of the games are free though

damo9999 years ago

Just masturebate

krios9 years ago

fingering and touching is enough

USGC7 years ago

Hah

ShadowSpirit8 years ago

Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwinlast year

it means ever

The Boeing Kid9 years ago

screw sex!

Alice Natalie Shepherd12 years ago

I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong2 years ago

agree

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SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight9 years ago

Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS9 years ago

Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn369 years ago

I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox10 years ago

Asexual laughter

NeatCrown10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago

I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 9 years ago

Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP9 years ago

Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus9 years ago

never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer8 years ago

I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham12 years ago

There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy12348 years ago

Other than mine

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Brssps19 years ago

Define "Sex"

rainbow will not...9 years ago

wet dreams

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zero the joker9 years ago

Of course

Perrygames9 years ago

Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO9 years ago

That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 9 years ago

Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond9 years ago

I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry12 years ago

What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez12 years ago

Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

LadyAngel8 years ago

You know, children are priceless.

EastonPolnick8 years ago

Yeah but we"re talking 5 mil a year, a healthy person can live for 80 years, 80x5=400 MILLION, are you willing to waste 400 millin dollars for kids?

SomethingFromSpace10 years ago

There is literally no loss here for me

RookBailey2 years ago

*laughs in aro/ace*

alexjackson1323439 years ago

im to yong

tibytab_7 years ago

Theres IVF anyways so if i ever wanna get pregantae when im older ill go ivf lmao So its a win win xD

VioletNocte4 years ago

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

will da boss9 years ago

me 12 I want kids

ScarlettRoseSparks7 years ago

Nope.

brianguy9 years ago

Nooooooooooooooooo

Rekt Much Bro?8 years ago

Not worth it

trashley238 years ago

le asexual laughter >:D

fitetoon10 years ago

Ace is fun

ImJustHim9 years ago

Still can masturbate :^)

CoffeDragon695 years ago

Never gonna get sex anyways so...

TheMuchSwagDogelast month

I think no sex is a good price for getting 78x the national average salary

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Couldn't you just use the money to pay for head.

Bluef00d7 years ago

adopt children

JamZHate8 years ago

No worth it but I'll think of a way around this

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