Will You Press The Button?

You have pressed

The Button

43284 (49%) 45428 (51%)

43284 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 45428 (51%) did not.

You get five million dollars every year on your birthday

but

You can never have sex again

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Maharid22 days ago

Oh well, i will still not leave a monk life.

z1sm1u9 months ago

超过的繁殖的欲望自是一种疾病

_SlytherinROX10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Hello18 years ago

you heard that!? wow I need to dial it down a notch...

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Merilille9 years ago

YES! Free money. Asexuality is the best.

Sous7 years ago

Woooo!

lineny jacksepticeye fan8 years ago

well i dont wanna have sex

Toast_Box4 years ago

Being asexual is great in this situation

dollschmidt9 years ago

i just need the money....... i could buy ever fnaf game and 100000 cats.......

Box-O-Cookies7 years ago

most of the games are free though

damo9999 years ago

Just masturebate

krios9 years ago

fingering and touching is enough

USGC7 years ago

Hah

ShadowSpirit8 years ago

Dude, i am under 16

Pandalf_Darwinlast year

it means ever

The Boeing Kid9 years ago

screw sex!

Alice Natalie Shepherd12 years ago

I'm asexual, anyway. thanks for the free cash!

ReefChong2 years ago

agree

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SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

*laughs asexually*

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

*laughs asexually*

ThePryceAintRight9 years ago

Asexual, ftw!!

HPWAS9 years ago

Man I love sex so much

Sydlyn369 years ago

I'm asexual so no problems here

Lenrox10 years ago

Asexual laughter

NeatCrown10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago

I am planning on being virgin so....the for making me rich!!!!!!!☺

Mzeeserket 9 years ago

Artificial insemination for your own kids. And free money. I can still have a husband or wif just can't have sex. But free money...

POOOOOOP9 years ago

Who wouldn't press the bottom. You'd be living the high life!!!!!

ocean andrus9 years ago

never had sex. never want to have sex

thericegamer8 years ago

I haven't had sex in the first place, so when I press the button, it says again, and so I get 5mil a year and sex (does that make sense?)

Julia Cunningham12 years ago

There is no dick worth 5 million dollars

RandomGuy12348 years ago

Other than mine

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Brssps19 years ago

Define "Sex"

rainbow will not...9 years ago

wet dreams

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zero the joker9 years ago

Of course

Perrygames9 years ago

Become a prostitute.

ANIMOO9 years ago

That's still sex...

Nepgear for president 9 years ago

Whoever didn't press this button is an idiot.

CMHammond9 years ago

I would disagree there. Only Asexuals and people who are prepared to give up sex, would press the button. Yes, free money, but no sex? Not worth it, it also means not having children of your own.

Brandin Michael Goldsberry12 years ago

What do you mean again?

Kelsey R Rodriguez12 years ago

Asexual. Free money to celebrate my birth? I am alright with that.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

I'm not asexual, but I don't like people touching me

mollylgregory9 years ago

I'm 14, there's still two years till I'm at the legal age to even have sex

Wheeler Christopher12 years ago

What's the point of being rich if you can't use your status to get laid.

Averett5 years ago

Buy a sex doll

EastonPolnick8 years ago

If you live for 80 more years, thats 400 MILLION DOLLARS, its worth it

DontBlink027 years ago

Again? I never have! 5 million here I come

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

One word: adoption.

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago

No downside

DerpyKitten8 years ago

What"s the downside?

agenderflux10 years ago

The perfect button for sex-repulsed ace or ace/aro people.

SalehMY3 years ago

Who need sucks i mean fu... that oh shit.. oh well blowjobs are fine though

Malon9 years ago

Just masturbate bitch! :v

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

BigD1ckRex959 years ago

So i can still get a blowjob,handjob and t*tf*ck and maybe an@l s3x?K

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack12 years ago

So... you'll become a human being with money?

BluePantalaimon4 years ago

Virginity is cool

septiceye9 years ago

just pay someone to rape you loophole

Nuub8 years ago

I can just adopt

failtality8 years ago

I'm 10. Later I'll adop

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