You live a pleasant and relatively quiet life with a job that pays well.
but
You're fat and your only friends constantly make fun of you.
I will not

The Marionette 11 years ago
jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago
lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me
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Anthony 5 11 years ago
how is that pleasant?

Someman 10 years ago
You won't care

therealobama 4 years ago
doesn't say i cant lose weight

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
My life now.

XmaxPlays 10 years ago
1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago
Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux06 9 years ago
Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux06 9 years ago
Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena 13 years ago
1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell 8 years ago
#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago
Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands 9 years ago
So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago
I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy 4 years ago
It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen
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Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago
I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

Cats123456 11 years ago
who would want a life like that

BrianStiner 9 years ago
A pleasant and quiet life? No thanks.

MasterDT 11 years ago
I already have the BUT part so it would be nice to have the perk of the button.

BonniePlier 10 years ago
Friends? What friends?

meatloave 10 months ago
One half ounce over ideal BMI. They ' make fun of me ' out of painfully obvious jealousy .I answer their teasing with " I can't help it if I'm better than you , try harder to be like me and maybe you won't be so sick with jealousy" then I will smile smugly... [Show full comment]

JohnPariah 12 years ago
hahah the downside is almost how it is now anyway I wouldn't mind them making fun of me, cause if they're still my friends then obviously they don't mean it. and honestly I just don't care

ceoceopath 10 years ago
"you live a pleasant life" "You're fat and your only friends make fun of you" OP doesn't realize this is completely contradictory

REPTWO 5 years ago
I don't care, i already have no friends, and i"m gonna get fat and maybe even a good job and a quiet good life (and plus, i think you just have to not eat for like 7 days or more to resolve the problem).

AmyPaws 11 years ago
me? Fat? Wot? FAT? I'm skinny as a snake... I'd actually like to gain some weight...

NinjaNube008 11 years ago
Age 10 Weight 73 lbs meee tooooo

Timelypat 9 years ago
Friends who constantly make fun of you are not friends. They"re a**holes.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
So tru

Jackie Yeager 11 years ago
Why would your 'friends' ever do that

Bones0527 8 years ago
The second part is already my life

sardar20 11 years ago
Why dont people choose yes? I mean you can make new friends

DerpyKitten 10 years ago
What friends? I won't have shitty ass friends because I'm trying to hibernate. I'll just lose weight, it didn't say I'm fat forever.

Megyn Bryant 13 years ago
Oh.. so no change

truefactor 11 years ago
THATS MY LIFE

ConnorG7554 10 years ago
what friends?

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Pandabeary 10 years ago
HAHA I ALREADY AM FAT LOL

TBH-Deez_Nuts 2 years ago
Pov your friends make fun of u: you slap them with a stack of money

falalala 11 years ago
if they make fun of you they are not your friends IDIOT

maxashley33 11 years ago
what- i'm already fat- my friends already make fun of me- this would be an improvment- XDDD

SenpaiKun 6 years ago
Me as an introvert: Yes

breakfast 11 years ago
get new friends

BawbRaws 9 years ago
How is this pleasant? Anyway, I'll just lose weight, and get better friends.

pigmaster108 12 years ago
I'm already fat, f##k my friends, and who needs abs when you gots FLABS

ImAutisic 10 years ago
Ufyfiey

H-O 10 years ago
I don't want a quite life...it"s boring

Patrick Wade 13 years ago
The life I am choosing is almost the exact opposite

NonSense-Maxed 8 years ago
Ha jokes on you I dont have friends XD

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Thecombatwombat9 last month
oh well great i didn't know this power made it so i didn't have to eat

Jackson117 11 years ago
I don't want a quiet life

Legion7274 9 years ago
Who wants a quiet life?

Bravenwolf01 11 years ago
No only because that is my life.just not the fat part

MutantPony 10 years ago
It doesn't say you have to stay fat. Start dieting and exercising and you'll be fine.

metalciyizayol 9 years ago
You"re Gabe Newell

Caraline.aye 12 years ago
Sounds like jerry from parks and rec
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