Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette9 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 59 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman9 years ago

You won't care

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays9 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg8 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux068 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux068 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena12 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell7 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF9 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands7 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy2 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre12 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

RaptorGamer9 years ago

pretty much already my life

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago

wait u fat?

MEDICGaming7 months ago

the cut will be insane

Danya_Wazwaz9 years ago

So bascally no friends?

abcx8 years ago

But then it wouldn't be very pleasant.

JackelineP9810 years ago

How is it a quiet and pleasant life if you're "friends" make fun of you, lol.

Lucario99064 years ago

So? I'm already fat.

coolkidash1239 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no!

Seapixel8 years ago

My life already. Minus the job.

JohnPariah11 years ago

I'm sure that's probably what my life's gonna be anyway

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

Not pleasant

Moonsquirrel8 years ago

The downside is already me

Mike Johnson9 years ago

Plastic surgery

Labracadabrador7 years ago

Try again sucker, I have no friends. ...wait.

Lone Wolf 26699 years ago

Ooh but fat. Nope.

Gracicorn157 years ago

they aren't friends

Lucus9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

blueshooja8 years ago

No downside, if I live a pleasant life, the friends that make fun of me and my obesity don't make my life bad.

Davvedido8 years ago

Buy better freinds 😉

jimmy10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

lil_brudder9 years ago

Hmmm why dose this seem familer

KenYoNea2 years ago

kys

Leilani Brooke Lilly12 years ago

Sounds like Jerry from Parks and Recreation....

buttoNThinker9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]