Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette 11 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 5 11 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman 10 years ago

You won't care

therealobama 4 years ago

doesn't say i cant lose weight

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays 10 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux06 9 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux06 9 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena 13 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell 8 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF 11 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands 9 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy 4 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

NonSense-Maxed 8 years ago

Ha jokes on you I dont have friends XD

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H-O 10 years ago

I don't want a quite life...it"s boring

Patrick Wade 13 years ago

The life I am choosing is almost the exact opposite

Legion7274 9 years ago

Who wants a quiet life?

Bravenwolf01 11 years ago

No only because that is my life.just not the fat part

MutantPony 10 years ago

It doesn't say you have to stay fat. Start dieting and exercising and you'll be fine.

Thecombatwombat9 last month

oh well great i didn't know this power made it so i didn't have to eat

Jackson117 11 years ago

I don't want a quiet life

Pickaxecollector 10 years ago

that already happens......

twana 11 years ago

Start training then

metalciyizayol 9 years ago

You"re Gabe Newell

Caraline.aye 12 years ago

Sounds like jerry from parks and rec

MattD-344 8 years ago

Youre fat now. Not forever. LOOPHOLE!!

TJFire 11 years ago

Uh, NO!

BangBang124 9 years ago

I don't eat enough to be fat. In fact I don't even eat enough to be average.

Aisha Craig 13 years ago

Ha! Good riddens to them.

rule 10 years ago

I will not change my life for....well...basicly my life

mrgordo 11 years ago

I have no friends. Finally an upside to that lifestyle!

DeepaRaee 9 years ago

What if your already fat

truefactor 11 years ago

THATS MY LIFE

Aiter_lia 2 years ago

oh shit, I'm can't share my happy with everyone, which is the meaning of my life

CalebR123 Minecraft,Mods,and More! 11 years ago

um no

trashley23 9 years ago

so my life with money XD

Guts 11 years ago

Life is good, got friends, and an okay job. Being overweight might not be the best, but it's not that bad.

Lolidol god 10 years ago

Fuck um'

NoahStephens 9 years ago

This only has a plus side for me

Shadekiller 12 years ago

What friends

MathCheese 10 years ago

Youtuber 4 Life

flzzzzy 6 years ago

are they really friends at that point?

Shinyumbre 11 years ago

How would that be a pleasant life if you are fat and your only friends make fun of you? Only good thing is a well paying job.

Torrence Raley 13 years ago

So no change except pay! :D

Rerun24 11 years ago

That does not sound quiet or pleasant...

huling 8 years ago

"friends"?

Lone Wolf 2669 11 years ago

What friends? Lone Wolf for a reason.

MatthewCooper 10 years ago

The downside is my life

Jeffguy55 9 years ago

Well I already am fat, and my friends already constantly make fun of me I"d expect nothing less so this sounds great to me.

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