Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette9 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 59 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman9 years ago

You won't care

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays9 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg8 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux068 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux068 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena12 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell7 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF9 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands7 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy2 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre12 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

NonSense-Maxed7 years ago

Ha jokes on you I dont have friends XD

yay9 years ago

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H-O8 years ago

I don't want a quite life...it"s boring

Patrick Wade12 years ago

The life I am choosing is almost the exact opposite

Legion72748 years ago

Who wants a quiet life?

Bravenwolf0110 years ago

No only because that is my life.just not the fat part

MutantPony9 years ago

It doesn't say you have to stay fat. Start dieting and exercising and you'll be fine.

Jackson1179 years ago

I don't want a quiet life

Pickaxecollector9 years ago

that already happens......

therealobama3 years ago

doesn't say i cant lose weight

twana9 years ago

Start training then

metalciyizayol8 years ago

You"re Gabe Newell

Caraline.aye10 years ago

Sounds like jerry from parks and rec

MattD-3447 years ago

Youre fat now. Not forever. LOOPHOLE!!

TJFire9 years ago

Uh, NO!

BangBang1248 years ago

I don't eat enough to be fat. In fact I don't even eat enough to be average.

Aisha Craig12 years ago

Ha! Good riddens to them.

rule8 years ago

I will not change my life for....well...basicly my life

mrgordo9 years ago

I have no friends. Finally an upside to that lifestyle!

DeepaRaee7 years ago

What if your already fat

truefactor9 years ago

THATS MY LIFE

Aiter_lia11 months ago

oh shit, I'm can't share my happy with everyone, which is the meaning of my life

CalebR123 Minecraft,Mods,and More!9 years ago

um no

trashley238 years ago

so my life with money XD

Guts10 years ago

Life is good, got friends, and an okay job. Being overweight might not be the best, but it's not that bad.

Lolidol god9 years ago

Fuck um'

NoahStephens8 years ago

This only has a plus side for me

Shadekiller11 years ago

What friends

MathCheese9 years ago

Youtuber 4 Life

flzzzzy5 years ago

are they really friends at that point?

Shinyumbre9 years ago

How would that be a pleasant life if you are fat and your only friends make fun of you? Only good thing is a well paying job.

Rerun249 years ago

That does not sound quiet or pleasant...

huling7 years ago

"friends"?

Lone Wolf 26699 years ago

What friends? Lone Wolf for a reason.

MatthewCooper8 years ago

The downside is my life

Torrence Raley12 years ago

So no change except pay! :D

Jeffguy557 years ago

Well I already am fat, and my friends already constantly make fun of me I"d expect nothing less so this sounds great to me.

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D.Dragon8 years ago

But im technically already fat

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