Will You Press The Button?

The Marionette9 years ago

jokes on you, i can never get fat cause of mah high metabolism!! lalz \\\\

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago

lol me too plus my friends are the only people allowed to make fun of me

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Anthony 59 years ago

how is that pleasant?

Someman9 years ago

You won't care

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

My life now.

XmaxPlays9 years ago

1.You are everywhere 2. Mine too

G3nius_mlg8 years ago

Jokes on you I don't have friends

Carliux068 years ago

Use the money to buy anti fat products

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s called dieting you idiot.

Carliux068 years ago

Are my friends supposed to look like blood stains on the ground?

Alexander James Dela Pena12 years ago

1. Get more money 2. Use it to buy a Chaingun 3. Fire it at 'em.

SeanCampbell7 years ago

#Savage lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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TheBigFriendlyCF9 years ago

Thats my life now

Alexlikesbands7 years ago

So basically I'm Shane Dawson. Just kidding. I love Shane

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

I don't see an upside to this. Quiet lives are too normal and boring.

mmppplojy2 years ago

It just means that noting absolutley terrible will happen

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Xavier Clouatre12 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

dikbutt8 years ago

Who needs friends anyway.

Cherry Lemonade12 years ago

Where's the upside?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I want some kind of "advunterus" life.Also how the f do you spell "adventurus"?

Weebthulu126 years ago

This is my life right now. Even I make fun of myself.

PhoenixWright9 years ago

being a fat shit is stupid

ShananayBananay 9 years ago

Then its not a plesent life...

Whiteman7 years ago

besides the upside sounds like my life

Ueusdlast9 years ago

I can Get A Better job, or even be rich, why would I choose to be fat and poor? NO GURLZ NO LIF BRO

LucyJ8 years ago

Why not? You can lose weight if you"re fat tho. Enroll in the best weight loss program since you already make good pay.

JÃºlia Medeiros12 years ago

I'm already fat, so I don't care.

BrianStiner8 years ago

A pleasant and quiet life? No thanks.

MasterDT10 years ago

I already have the BUT part so it would be nice to have the perk of the button.

BonniePlier9 years ago

Friends? What friends?

Cats1234569 years ago

who would want a life like that

ceoceopath9 years ago

"you live a pleasant life" "You're fat and your only friends make fun of you" OP doesn't realize this is completely contradictory

REPTWO4 years ago

I don't care, i already have no friends, and i"m gonna get fat and maybe even a good job and a quiet good life (and plus, i think you just have to not eat for like 7 days or more to resolve the problem).

AmyPaws9 years ago

me? Fat? Wot? FAT? I'm skinny as a snake... I'd actually like to gain some weight...

NinjaNube0089 years ago

Age 10 Weight 73 lbs meee tooooo

Timelypat8 years ago

Friends who constantly make fun of you are not friends. They"re a**holes.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

So tru

JohnPariah11 years ago

hahah the downside is almost how it is now anyway I wouldn't mind them making fun of me, cause if they're still my friends then obviously they don't mean it. and honestly I just don't care

Bones05277 years ago

The second part is already my life

sardar209 years ago

Why dont people choose yes? I mean you can make new friends

DerpyKitten8 years ago

What friends? I won't have shitty ass friends because I'm trying to hibernate. I'll just lose weight, it didn't say I'm fat forever.

Megyn Bryant12 years ago

Oh.. so no change

Jackie Yeager9 years ago

Why would your 'friends' ever do that

ConnorG75548 years ago

what friends?

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