Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago

Thats so evilㅜ뭉 ㅅ젼ㅅㄷㅇ 뭉 ㅇㅁ거

Albedo 11 years ago

So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS 11 years ago

Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey 10 years ago

*Asexual Chuckles*

The Anonymous Pug 11 years ago

But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

sapnap 6 years ago

i pressed it :)

penismaster 6 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mila CiuÅ‚a 13 years ago

well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\

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Chris0111 10 years ago

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datboi427 6 years ago

or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments

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All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago

So you would fucking die

azxman33 8 years ago

I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer 9 years ago

Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama 9 years ago

It is an honor

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands814 9 years ago

Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy 11 years ago

what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco 11 years ago

He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago

hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.

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Enrique Vasquez 13 years ago

Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!

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Jok Snow 11 years ago

XD

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago

Easy. I just wont have an orgasm then

camderpmorgan 12 years ago

one does not simply kill god, mr vasquez

bowser2 11 years ago

am a man so i dun orgasm

Maximal 10 years ago

Do you even biology?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Hey at least its not your weak points like your shin Also you didn't say how hard the kick was, you just said roundhouse kick

Robo_Bill 11 years ago

I don't wanna die by Chuck Norris, no one could figure out who I was.

SomeRandomFan_Luna 8 years ago

Not if I kill him first 😏

biocat 11 years ago

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SUPERNOVA-SIX 9 years ago

Win win, just fuck Chuck then get roundhoused and have more, if you like BDSM

vicvinegar 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is 75 years old, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine.

VertyxxC 10 years ago

Didn't say every time.

DezMen 12 years ago

Who would want to Fuck a person with stds anyway?

hot mamaðŸ‘° 10 years ago

Jessetherich 5 years ago

Uhm sexy

Mizore 11 years ago

He's like 80 now so it wouldn't hurt

3Dboyin3D 11 years ago

Chuck Norris IRL was like 60 probably older he'll break his hip if he tries

Asylum1223 7 years ago

I want chuck norris

RogueTitan39 11 years ago

What happens when Chuck Norris dies?

MatheusLaurentino 9 years ago

Chuck norris is likely really old by now like 95 years old if not dead yet

Leon Rai 13 years ago

I dont care if he's strong or a weak pussy dude i dont wanna get kicked in da face...

DabPikachu 8 years ago

Chuck Norris is my idol. I would fuck anybody just to get kicked by him. Downside much?

IronDragon2000 11 years ago

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MemeLordCthulhu 11 years ago

Dear lord no, you would DIE

danik4team 10 years ago

WTF is this question? XD

CryptoMynd 2 years ago

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Death Wish 11 years ago

this isn't a question for asexuals

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

well hes dead so YAY

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Lol. in memes he will love on!

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ladygigi 12 years ago

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY cant help but laugh LOL dont want to mess with chuck norris bad all bad >.>

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Warderthenovadestroyer16 9 years ago

I like my face the way it is, so no.

Cobalt19 12 years ago

Pfft I can take a kick no problem

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

<sigh>

BARRELS 11 years ago

But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)

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