You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
I will not


Albedo9 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap4 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster4 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago
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datboi4275 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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Mila Ciuła12 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer7 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy9 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco9 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago
time to, *removes part of body that causes orgasms* done

AnnieLeonhardt9 years ago
My idea of a good time. XD

FoxyGamer7 years ago
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Ubercrow10 years ago
Worth it. Chuck Norris isn't as bad-ass as the internet makes him out to be.

mrmoustash9 years ago
Oh wow a rapidly aging actor I'm so scared

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SuperBrainz8 years ago
Im not having my face have a foot implant

morethanvaliant11 years ago
So basically it's extreme pleasure followed by even more extreme pain, some people dig that you know

Explosionator9 years ago
Not worth it, you would probably die from his kick

Viraxor5 years ago
nO dOwNSiDe :))))))000

schuylernuckolls8 years ago
So he kicks the STDs out. Cool

Youngdope9 years ago
Weird

KingFruit10 years ago
Don't trust the "DON'T READ THIS" or "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Sleep with chuck Norris! :-D

AyaMayume10 years ago
What if you where screwing Norris yourself?

Cool_Skeleton_9 years ago

BartekTomasik8 years ago
I just got a you will never orgasm button. No downside.

Erisonline10 years ago
Moment ruined.

Maximal9 years ago
Wear a helmet?

Youlookcute4 years ago
Just don't nut

Matrocks9 years ago
No downside.

why is the username why already taken ok new username y9 years ago
After so straight after also gentle AF roundhouse kick

Shman236 years ago
Vasectamy?

TyceMartin9 years ago
It didnt say u could tell him to kick u softly :3

FelipeGames20008 years ago
Ok. I'm not a girl anyway. I cannot have an orgasm.

Gabe Lezza12 years ago
that ruins the moment

Jslayer10 years ago
So I have to go through 6 back flips after Cumming sounds awesome

Lilgizzy9 years ago
So just wear a fucking helmet made out of titanium

TeaLeaves9 years ago
I'ma kid so...

SomeoneAnoymous9 years ago
what the f is this

disbeliefpap32last year
Who is Chuck Norris?

TGamesTGames7 years ago
sois tontos del culo o que, no entienden que eso es una protección porque nada mas te pateara si tienes el orgasmo con la que tiene el sida

oldnotweak10 years ago
chuck norris is still physically fit so this could be deadly

Jok Snow 9 years ago
XD
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