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You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago
Thats so evilㅜ뭉 ㅅ젼ㅅㄷㅇ 뭉 ㅇㅁ거

Albedo 11 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS 11 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey 10 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

The Anonymous Pug 11 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

sapnap 6 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster 6 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mila Ciuła 13 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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Chris0111 10 years ago
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datboi427 6 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman33 8 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer 9 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama 9 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands814 9 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy 11 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco 11 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez 13 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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Kaminomikan 9 years ago
not worthy for a 1 time thing.

LongLeafBlade 12 years ago
lose-lose

Celeste Suzuhara 10 years ago
This seems like a question Francis would like...

imavirginnn 5 years ago
CUM AS YOU ARE

AldinWTF 11 years ago
IF I WIN I WILL SHAVE HIS ASS ALL DAY LONG

DangerFuzionx 11 years ago
What's is STD well at least I can have sex

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago
I would die! At least I die doing what I love!

CuteBluKittyCat :3 11 years ago
69% of people didn't. heheh

Cole T. Freeman 13 years ago
Yeah I'm not really into that kind of kink

DomZ127 8 years ago
Worth it

DragoLord 11 years ago
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Kitkat Caliber 10 years ago
Wtf is diz

Kagerosa 11 years ago
What the duck!!

X2033 10 years ago
You will die instantly

Thetall_nut 5 years ago
I’m to young to die to chuck Norris

Star Flash 11 years ago
MY face might get decapitated

whale.nuffsaid 12 years ago
I laughed way to hard at this xD

ThatOneGuy4818 7 years ago
2 nuts in a row, hell yeah

badluck101 11 years ago
I use my pistol that's always under my pillow (you never know when it will be usefull)

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Ew. Is sex all anyone can think about?

sapnap 6 years ago
i adree with dank memes you need to grow up
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David Lavell Baker 13 years ago
Kinky

Burrific 11 years ago
My nickname is Chuck Norris, I'd kick myself.

28 10 years ago
Well that"s weird

Youngdope 11 years ago
This one is weird

densch 8 years ago
ever heard of condoms? :-D

iiDestructionLXIX 11 years ago
Just no... I'm asexual

StratosOmega 7 months ago
If he can even still do a roundhouse kick, he's welcome to try.

Anonumous 9 years ago
You challenge me bro? Huh? You a chicken?? Huh? Huh? Make up yo mind! You challenge my muscles??

Princess pie 11 years ago
It says ANYONE I think I'm down for a roundhouse kick, J2 here I come

ozzy 10 years ago
Why Chuck Norris

The_Darkstar 9 years ago
So I die after my orgasm...

JohnPariah 12 years ago
I don't want this

Just_Corrupt 10 years ago
That sounds awesome! I see no down side!
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