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You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
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Albedo9 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS9 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey8 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

sapnap4 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster4 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

Chris01119 years ago
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datboi4275 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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Mila Ciuła12 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman337 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer7 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama8 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL8 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands8148 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy9 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco9 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez12 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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Smartest-Man3 years ago
Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel...[Show full comment]

Wrightly9 years ago
Hey i can just call bruce lee

read this comment you scrub8 years ago
Do it with chuck norris.

dat dude 10110 years ago
Sex will get boring

Josh7679 years ago
No I not want kill be chuck

Steven Waguenouni12 years ago
He's old

VoiceOfReason9 years ago
The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.

Pyrosinical5 years ago
Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids

Darkharp1829 years ago
Nope.

ClareWhite9 years ago
But i'm asexual

lol10 years ago
STOP DOING THIS ITS FAKE I TRIED : DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Don't orgasm.

charizard_7 years ago
Aww no

yodude10 years ago
ill tell the girl to get the hit

notcoolbro429 years ago
Worth it!

bestguy9 years ago
Why not?You can sex and stop before orgasm and fuck that kick :D maybe it is worth it

Celeste Suzuhara9 years ago
This seems like a question Francis would like...

imavirginnn4 years ago
CUM AS YOU ARE

AldinWTF9 years ago
IF I WIN I WILL SHAVE HIS ASS ALL DAY LONG

Kaminomikan8 years ago
not worthy for a 1 time thing.

LongLeafBlade11 years ago
lose-lose

gavinbrichardson7 years ago
I would die! At least I die doing what I love!

CuteBluKittyCat :39 years ago
69% of people didn't. heheh

Cole T. Freeman12 years ago
Yeah I'm not really into that kind of kink

DangerFuzionx9 years ago
What's is STD well at least I can have sex

Kitkat Caliber9 years ago
Wtf is diz

Kagerosa9 years ago
What the duck!!

DomZ1277 years ago
Worth it

DragoLord10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Thetall_nut3 years ago
I’m to young to die to chuck Norris

Star Flash9 years ago
MY face might get decapitated

whale.nuffsaid10 years ago
I laughed way to hard at this xD

X20339 years ago
You will die instantly

dankmemes1018 years ago
Ew. Is sex all anyone can think about?

sapnap4 years ago
i adree with dank memes you need to grow up
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