Hi. My name is 0rder0f0ctopus. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments....[Show full comment]
datboi4276 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
I dont care if he's strong or a weak pussy dude i dont wanna get kicked in da face...
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3Dboyin3D11 years ago
Chuck Norris IRL was like 60 probably older he'll break his hip if he tries
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Asylum12237 years ago
I want chuck norris
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RogueTitan3911 years ago
What happens when Chuck Norris dies?
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MatheusLaurentino9 years ago
Chuck norris is likely really old by now like 95 years old if not dead yet
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MemeLordCthulhu11 years ago
Dear lord no, you would DIE
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DabPikachu8 years ago
Chuck Norris is my idol. I would fuck anybody just to get kicked by him. Downside much?
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IronDragon2000 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY cant help but laugh LOL dont want to mess with chuck norris bad all bad >.>
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danik4team10 years ago
WTF is this question? XD
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CryptoMynd2 years ago
Let's break this down: first, it says you can have sex with anyone, that means you have the ability to engage in intercourse with absolutely anyone, which automatically throws negative consequences out the window. Just carry around a riot shield and you'll...[Show full comment]
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Death Wish 11 years ago
this isn't a question for asexuals
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KillerCubePlays10 years ago
<sigh>
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VideoOlympicsYT11 years ago
What if your having sex with Chuck Norris... For more funny stuff subscribe to Video Olympics
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Warderthenovadestroyer169 years ago
I like my face the way it is, so no.
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Cobalt1912 years ago
Pfft I can take a kick no problem
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Lokisbutt8 years ago
All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA
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Gandswag11 years ago
That will hurt!
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BARRELS11 years ago
But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)
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Elvis Presley the King10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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L. I will find u11 years ago
Meh idrc tbh
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1337master8 years ago
*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...
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ID0GAM3S11 years ago
kill chuck norris!!!
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Smartest-Man5 years ago
Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel...[Show full comment]
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Wrightly11 years ago
Hey i can just call bruce lee
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read this comment you scrub9 years ago
Do it with chuck norris.
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dat dude 10112 years ago
Sex will get boring
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Josh76710 years ago
No I not want kill be chuck
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Steven Waguenouni13 years ago
He's old
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VoiceOfReason11 years ago
The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.
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Pyrosinical7 years ago
Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids
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