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You can have sex with anyone and not get STD's
but
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face after you orgasm.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago
Thats so evilㅜ뭉 ㅅ젼ㅅㄷㅇ 뭉 ㅇㅁ거

Albedo 11 years ago
So every time you orgasm the world is destroyed?

BARRELS 11 years ago
Um... it looks like a yes.

Joeyisjoey 10 years ago
*Asexual Chuckles*

The Anonymous Pug 11 years ago
But I can do this first part on my own! (yeaaaaaaaahhhh) XD

sapnap 6 years ago
i pressed it :)

penismaster 6 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mila Ciuła 13 years ago
well, I like it rough anyway xD

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
But I'm a 12 year old boy. :-\
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Chris0111 10 years ago
Hi. My name is 0rder0f0ctopus. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments.... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago
or just simply reply "stop spamming" on spam comments
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All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago
So you would fucking die

azxman33 8 years ago
I wanna meet chuck norris

FoxyGamer 9 years ago
Pressed button. Starting file C:/System/Downloads/IndestructableMask

Karciama 9 years ago
It is an honor

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago
Can death be considered a disease? Cause with a kick like this During sex, it would technically be a STD... I win...

Hammerhands814 9 years ago
Holy crud he"s friggin right

Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
Wait so I get to meet chuck norris and have sex??? WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!!!!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Right after you meet him, he will kick in your skull and kil you

CheesyPeesy 11 years ago
what if i have sex with Chuck Norris? then what?

deadpooltaco 11 years ago
He still kick you

Justin Newton-Demary 13 years ago
hes old and fat now

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Doesn't matter, he can still beat anyone"s ass easily.
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Enrique Vasquez 13 years ago
Let's kill Chuck Norris?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
He is in ELTIMIT EPIC BATTLE SIMULATER!!!!!
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Leon Rai 13 years ago
I dont care if he's strong or a weak pussy dude i dont wanna get kicked in da face...

3Dboyin3D 11 years ago
Chuck Norris IRL was like 60 probably older he'll break his hip if he tries

Asylum1223 7 years ago
I want chuck norris

RogueTitan39 11 years ago
What happens when Chuck Norris dies?

MatheusLaurentino 9 years ago
Chuck norris is likely really old by now like 95 years old if not dead yet

MemeLordCthulhu 11 years ago
Dear lord no, you would DIE

DabPikachu 8 years ago
Chuck Norris is my idol. I would fuck anybody just to get kicked by him. Downside much?

IronDragon2000 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
well hes dead so YAY

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
Lol. in memes he will love on!
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ladygigi 12 years ago
OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY cant help but laugh LOL dont want to mess with chuck norris bad all bad >.>

danik4team 10 years ago
WTF is this question? XD

CryptoMynd 2 years ago
Let's break this down: first, it says you can have sex with anyone, that means you have the ability to engage in intercourse with absolutely anyone, which automatically throws negative consequences out the window. Just carry around a riot shield and you'll... [Show full comment]

Death Wish 11 years ago
this isn't a question for asexuals

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago
<sigh>

VideoOlympicsYT 11 years ago
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Warderthenovadestroyer16 9 years ago
I like my face the way it is, so no.

Cobalt19 12 years ago
Pfft I can take a kick no problem

Lokisbutt 8 years ago
All the masochists: AHAHAHAHA

Gandswag 11 years ago
That will hurt!

BARRELS 11 years ago
But im one of Gods son. He cannot kill innocent people. (Im part of da bible??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? nope)

Elvis Presley the King 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

L. I will find u 11 years ago
Meh idrc tbh

1337master 8 years ago
*whimpering in hypothetical pain* It wouldn't be worth it...

ID0GAM3S 11 years ago
kill chuck norris!!!

Smartest-Man 5 years ago
Wearing a face-guard, I expect him to kick me in the face - not the back of the head, not my chest, but my stomach... - then I can predict the reinforcements I will need to prevent the incoming attack. Chuck Norris will burst through the door, kick the hel... [Show full comment]

Wrightly 11 years ago
Hey i can just call bruce lee

read this comment you scrub 9 years ago
Do it with chuck norris.

dat dude 101 12 years ago
Sex will get boring

Josh767 10 years ago
No I not want kill be chuck

Steven Waguenouni 13 years ago
He's old

VoiceOfReason 11 years ago
The only downside I see is that it is Chock Norris Roundhousing you. Why not a proffesional kick-boxer. At least you would live.

Pyrosinical 7 years ago
Just dont orgasm it says after YOU orgasm so, no biological kids

Darkharp182 11 years ago
Nope.
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