You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
I will not

exotic80 11 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran 3 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

51Sapphire51 9 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

meatloave last year
There is no such thing as an asexual human , never ever has been.
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taylorjames03 10 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano 8 years ago
lol

Goop 11 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond 9 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan 11 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro 8 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk1215 9 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke 9 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR 9 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu 11 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

DavidShit11 11 years ago
WORTH IT

VanjA 10 years ago
why would u masturbate when you can have sex?????????????????

JaplinJohn 11 years ago
hahahahaa hell yes

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago
PFFFFFFT

jshaw71 10 years ago
I technically CAN have sex with someone, so there's that...

XxBOBxX 11 years ago
I'm 11

ValerieParker 9 years ago
Five days a month? Not enough! Maybe 5 days a week.

DragonBorn 11 years ago
why would I need to?

IstoletheJam 11 years ago
Who gives a sh*t?

Billy Schmied 13 years ago
whats the down sides :3?

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago
HA! IM 12! I DONT DO THAT! I really should get of this site...

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
I’m only 10
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Blake Walker 13 years ago
You guys need a main squeeze.

MasterBaiter7 2 years ago
Well this is awkward

kingsling345 11 years ago
the funny thing is y masturbate

0tus 11 years ago
5 days a month ? Woooooohoooooooo!

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
I already can have sex with over 5 people a month, so why would I do it?

WolfOfInsanity 11 years ago
There is no fucking downside

King-Newb 10 years ago
Or you could just do what I do which is, I have a girlfriend and we have sex minimum once every other day.

ninjatiger 12 years ago
Half the buttons on this website are about sex.Not everythings about sex people! :(

DerpFace92 10 years ago
Fuck no

Ken2real 11 years ago
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ErrorCodeMLG 11 years ago
feefefef

Loltoast45 11 years ago
Spam👇

lexxtheauthor 9 years ago
I don't masterbate that often anyways

Malou Lewin 13 years ago
5dx24h/d=120h of sex with annyone

Ilikefords444555 5 years ago
it says not masturbate, but climaxing on the other hand. So here I am, waiting to hear the downside

jhud 11 years ago
id be ok with that

RachelArkless 10 years ago
Just fuck around the rest of the month too?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why settle for 5 days a month when you could have it 3 times a day.

scheuerman 11 years ago
As long as they do all the work *arms behind head*

LockerSpawn 11 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex..

Loudgreg 10 years ago
Let me guess... I know. That song but.. DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't do either.

badasswaterplant 12 years ago
Any time I need to masturbate have sex with someone. No downside.

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
NOOOOO! NOO!

Christian GameGuy Mäerten 13 years ago
win win

Loganicai 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

aqd last year
nice
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