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You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
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exotic80 11 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran 3 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

51Sapphire51 9 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

meatloave last year
There is no such thing as an asexual human , never ever has been.
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taylorjames03 10 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano 8 years ago
lol

Goop 11 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond 9 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan 11 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro 8 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk1215 9 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke 9 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR 9 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu 11 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Oh Foxy~

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Whoooooo foxy it’s meh (I’m a foxy fan girl)

Brennanbug3 11 years ago
WTF kinda question is this guys just make crap questions

GrungeCoyote 10 months ago
Im asexual..dont want sex mates

lolgirl29 11 years ago
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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
dont need to

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
I'm ace, so won't push

goodman 11 years ago
I don't masturbate to begin with

Sansaboy 10 years ago
Can I bang widowmaker from Overwatch please?

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
God no

Higejolly 11 years ago
Asexual. Did not click.

superking75 10 years ago
I mean, i would paay money to have that kinda deal

:-( 11 years ago
Ooohh yay

Freddie5 9 years ago
Duck yes

Matthew Dunn 13 years ago
Have sex with a different person every day.

PhoenixTheFurry 4 years ago
*My gas ass* I don't want to do either-

PaladinDanse 11 years ago
5 days a month is better than 5 days a year.

EssyEks 10 years ago
Why was this made? This is called becoming an adult, a very horny adult, but an adult.

AlexTheBomb008 11 years ago
this is the most difficult question i have encountered yet lol.

berepoot 11 years ago
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X×Hunter×X 10 years ago
EXACTLY MAH BOY

GHOSTDAGGER 11 years ago
Who needs masurbation when you have this? Oh wait, undraerageds?

Neil2610 8 years ago
Plot twist; for that 5 days the woman (if one is involved) is on her period.

midnightiscool95 10 years ago
Once again I'M 13!!!!

Dragondude2237 8 years ago
I'm 11 and I'm with it!
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Ken2real 11 years ago
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GangsternauwL 9 years ago
i have no words for this one

Warren Galloway 12 years ago
Who needs masturbation when you can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month? Worth it.

Maytrix 8 months ago
Only doing it if I can do it with a fictional character

McBmGaming 11 years ago
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smallgay 9 years ago
i dont masturbate anyway... however 5 days a month sounds a bit low to me

Dragondude2237 8 years ago
How bout 12 hours a day

Marko Prates 13 years ago
lloooll

Redfbi1 11 years ago
So I I don't press the button then I do masturbate

VanjA 10 years ago
why would u masturbate when you can have sex?????????????????

JaplinJohn 11 years ago
hahahahaa hell yes

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago
PFFFFFFT

DavidShit11 11 years ago
WORTH IT

XxBOBxX 11 years ago
I'm 11

ValerieParker 9 years ago
Five days a month? Not enough! Maybe 5 days a week.
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