Will You Press The Button?

Rainbine208 9 years ago

That"s one backhanded compliment from the "greatest and kindest" lover ever...

Ozph 11 years ago

They sound kind of like a dick, but sure.

Gerias 10 years ago

No one can satisfy the hentai slime girl

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

Tf is ur avatar😭🙏

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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Upside_Finder.exe has stopped working

KittyCatLover 9 years ago

Are those "Not satisfy" feelings just sexual or do they not like me back to the point I can't make them happy?

Allie54321 10 years ago

Fyi to whoever made this button That is extremely rude to say that

Fedxftw 9 years ago

No its not.

Yo_tengo 8 years ago

*creates million dollar company and becomes very rich and.buys nice car and house* PARTNER: Atleast you tried loser

Twirre 9 years ago

Oh, I thought you were talking about my cooking skills. Those aren't satisfying...

Daniel Allsopp 13 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex.

Duxksarealwaysright 5 years ago

STOP WITH THINGS AND LINKS ABOUT SEX

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Camo25 10 years ago

Don't worry, I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

At least you tried....

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PizzaQueen 10 years ago

I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

…and, then what, exactly?

Caliboi Artaabs 11 years ago

HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...

Corina Rose 13 years ago

i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around

Terabyte 5 years ago

"kindest"

Melite 9 years ago

Asexual so why would I press it.

amb 11 years ago

Fuck your mom yes

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Doesn't matter, got a wife

qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Sgtfgt 11 years ago

Bruh this is fake so shut ur lying ass up

Tommaso Vivarelli 13 years ago

Did someone press the button for me? Nah not really

HuntyrLyons 9 years ago

Already me. Not really good at stuff except games and astronomy

sterlingsilvernine 11 years ago

if they say that they aint kind

Bloodandashes 9 years ago

"At least you tried... and succeeded! Good job honey!"

A-Jamaican Danish 11 years ago

The downside here would be me apparently getting my dick shrunken 10 inches

UnicVan 2 years ago

Why would someone who is, quote, "the greatest, kindest, most loyal", say something like, quote, "at least you tried...", to me? Isn't that a paradox? That one would have kept these words to themselves....

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

theguytho 2 years ago

whaat.

therealandy 6 years ago

bold of you to assume i could sexually satisfy someone

EpicLolz 11 years ago

My life story.

KittyPaws 8 years ago

Ok if they were really attractive kind and the perfect lover they would not say that therefore no downside loophole

Leahstrong 10 years ago

Really don't care

Advanced07 9 years ago

Never said in WHAT i couldnt satisfy her. So yea srry cant clean the house.

The Slasher 11 years ago

You got laid, tape your lover's mouth shut.

Ausar The Memelord 11 years ago

Downside??

Smart_scratcher12 5 years ago

I am never selfish because of that reason I will always be sad and can't do anything about it so I am not going to press it

Lexie-Russell 9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

TheFandomReaper 9 years ago

Please don't

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago

That"s not greatest or kindest zero frack

heroboy99 11 years ago

whatever...

Relzyrx 12 years ago

I buy her epic sex toys. A woman like that deserves satisfaction, even if I can't give it to her.

what's the downside ? 11 years ago

That seems like the obvious solution to me so yeah...

Mike9090 9 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

energy017 last year

为什么我要变成这样而被对方不满足？我是需要这样的情人，而不是我必须成为，凭什么？

Molly Brown 11 years ago

I already have him ðŸ˜

TheCreeper215 11 years ago

r-really?

RedFox 11 years ago

So they would probably end up leaving me eventually anyway.

WolfOfInsanity 11 years ago

No downside

JamANDSalsa 8 years ago

Doesn't sound like a very kind person

Icaru5 9 years ago

That is an oxymoron

Slyde 11 years ago

If I'm the greatest, then I can satisfy them.

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago

not gonna have sex if that's what you mean by "satisfying"

Kiwi123 11 years ago

Why would you say no you were satisfied

transgirl123 4 years ago

nah rather be single

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Me too, did you know there is a sexuality for wanting to be single? It"s called aromantic

Shinichu 9 years ago

I could hired someone to satisfy him

TheOOOF 6 years ago

If the things from other buttons happened, it would be like that: Me*is the richest, most atractive, sexy, kind and smart person in the world, and i have superpowers* My partner: well, at least you tried... I would break up with her

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