I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
…and, then what, exactly?
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Caliboi Artaabs11 years ago
HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...
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Corina Rose13 years ago
i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around
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theguytho2 years ago
Me, a virgin:
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TurtleShroom9 years ago
Doesn't matter wife still loves me
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killak200111 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
I just had sex and it felt so great she let me put my penis inside of her
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DaRealConMan6 years ago
Well, I end up not satisfying girls or women anyway because of my existence
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Man11 years ago
rnnoonernDO NOT STOP READING OR YOU WILL DIE IN 1980 A MAN CALLED CARLOS TUSHKIA DIED IN YOUR ROOM WAS MURDERED BY A SPIRIT, he ignored A MESSAGE AND WAS KILLED AFTER THAT DAY HE torment PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THESE MESSAGES TYPES AND WHO IGNORE THAT DEAD WILL ...[Show full comment]
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AimForTheFace20068 years ago
But that"s even worse than being dumped!
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John Rambo10 years ago
Fucking doesn't = love.
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lolmaster219 years ago
if they are kind and great,then why did they say "at least u tried".i swear that just makes u unhappy
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TheCreeper21511 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes ...[Show full comment]
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
Sgtfgt11 years ago
Bruh this is fake so shut ur lying ass up
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sterlingsilvernine11 years ago
if they say that they aint kind
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Tommaso Vivarelli13 years ago
Did someone press the button for me? Nah not really
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HuntyrLyons9 years ago
Already me. Not really good at stuff except games and astronomy
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UnicVan2 years ago
Why would someone who is, quote, "the greatest, kindest, most loyal", say something like, quote, "at least you tried...", to me? Isn't that a paradox? That one would have kept these words to themselves....
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Bloodandashes9 years ago
"At least you tried... and succeeded! Good job honey!"
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A-Jamaican Danish 11 years ago
The downside here would be me apparently getting my dick shrunken 10 inches
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thomasthetrainlover196911 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]
theguytho2 years ago
whaat.
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therealandy6 years ago
bold of you to assume i could sexually satisfy someone
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EpicLolz11 years ago
My life story.
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KittyPaws8 years ago
Ok if they were really attractive kind and the perfect lover they would not say that therefore no downside loophole
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Leahstrong10 years ago
Really don't care
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Advanced079 years ago
Never said in WHAT i couldnt satisfy her. So yea srry cant clean the house.
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The Slasher11 years ago
You got laid, tape your lover's mouth shut.
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Ausar The Memelord11 years ago
Downside??
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Smart_scratcher125 years ago
I am never selfish because of that reason I will always be sad and can't do anything about it so I am not going to press it
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Lexie-Russell9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
TheFandomReaper9 years ago
Please don't
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heroboy9911 years ago
whatever...
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ninjawarriorjosh7 years ago
That"s not greatest or kindest zero frack
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Mike90909 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex
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Relzyrx12 years ago
I buy her epic sex toys. A woman like that deserves satisfaction, even if I can't give it to her.
what's the downside ?11 years ago
That seems like the obvious solution to me so yeah...
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