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You will have the greatest, kindest, most loyal and attractive lover to ever exist.
but
You can never satisfy them, and they will always say, "at least you tried..." afterwards.
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Rainbine208 9 years ago
That"s one backhanded compliment from the "greatest and kindest" lover ever...

Ozph 11 years ago
They sound kind of like a dick, but sure.

Gerias 10 years ago
No one can satisfy the hentai slime girl

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago
Tf is ur avatar😭🙏
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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Upside_Finder.exe has stopped working

KittyCatLover 9 years ago
Are those "Not satisfy" feelings just sexual or do they not like me back to the point I can't make them happy?

Allie54321 10 years ago
Fyi to whoever made this button That is extremely rude to say that

Fedxftw 9 years ago
No its not.

Yo_tengo 8 years ago
*creates million dollar company and becomes very rich and.buys nice car and house* PARTNER: Atleast you tried loser

Twirre 9 years ago
Oh, I thought you were talking about my cooking skills. Those aren't satisfying...

Daniel Allsopp 13 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.

Duxksarealwaysright 5 years ago
STOP WITH THINGS AND LINKS ABOUT SEX
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Camo25 10 years ago
Don't worry, I've been hearing that for as long as I can remember.

☆Tinker☆ 10 years ago
At least you tried....
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PizzaQueen 10 years ago
I already have a boyfriend and if we break up then I shall go back to not caring about love

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
…and, then what, exactly?

Caliboi Artaabs 11 years ago
HAH! You continue to underestimate my abilities...

Corina Rose 13 years ago
i prefer to make my SO happy than the other way around

theguytho 2 years ago
Me, a virgin:

TurtleShroom 9 years ago
Doesn't matter wife still loves me

killak2001 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

starlight 10 years ago
idjit,it does not work! spammer.
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Just a Red Button 11 years ago
I just had sex and it felt so great she let me put my penis inside of her

DaRealConMan 6 years ago
Well, I end up not satisfying girls or women anyway because of my existence

Man 11 years ago
rnnoonernDO NOT STOP READING OR YOU WILL DIE IN 1980 A MAN CALLED CARLOS TUSHKIA DIED IN YOUR ROOM WAS MURDERED BY A SPIRIT, he ignored A MESSAGE AND WAS KILLED AFTER THAT DAY HE torment PEOPLE WHO IGNORE THESE MESSAGES TYPES AND WHO IGNORE THAT DEAD WILL ... [Show full comment]

AimForTheFace2006 8 years ago
But that"s even worse than being dumped! 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

John Rambo 10 years ago
Fucking doesn't = love.

lolmaster21 9 years ago
if they are kind and great,then why did they say "at least u tried".i swear that just makes u unhappy

TheCreeper215 11 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes ... [Show full comment]

75386 10 years ago
Yay herobrian53. Loopholes XD
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Billy Lewis 13 years ago
if my 6"er cant satisfy her nothing can

amb 11 years ago
Fuck your mom yes

Terabyte 5 years ago
"kindest"

Melite 9 years ago
Asexual so why would I press it.

TurtleShroom 10 years ago
Doesn't matter, got a wife

qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Sgtfgt 11 years ago
Bruh this is fake so shut ur lying ass up

sterlingsilvernine 11 years ago
if they say that they aint kind

Tommaso Vivarelli 13 years ago
Did someone press the button for me? Nah not really

HuntyrLyons 9 years ago
Already me. Not really good at stuff except games and astronomy

UnicVan 2 years ago
Why would someone who is, quote, "the greatest, kindest, most loyal", say something like, quote, "at least you tried...", to me? Isn't that a paradox? That one would have kept these words to themselves....

Bloodandashes 9 years ago
"At least you tried... and succeeded! Good job honey!"

A-Jamaican Danish 11 years ago
The downside here would be me apparently getting my dick shrunken 10 inches

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

theguytho 2 years ago
whaat.

therealandy 6 years ago
bold of you to assume i could sexually satisfy someone

EpicLolz 11 years ago
My life story.

KittyPaws 8 years ago
Ok if they were really attractive kind and the perfect lover they would not say that therefore no downside loophole

Leahstrong 10 years ago
Really don't care

Advanced07 9 years ago
Never said in WHAT i couldnt satisfy her. So yea srry cant clean the house.

The Slasher 11 years ago
You got laid, tape your lover's mouth shut.

Ausar The Memelord 11 years ago
Downside??

Smart_scratcher12 5 years ago
I am never selfish because of that reason I will always be sad and can't do anything about it so I am not going to press it

Lexie-Russell 9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

TheFandomReaper 9 years ago
Please don't

heroboy99 11 years ago
whatever...

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
That"s not greatest or kindest zero frack

Mike9090 9 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex

Relzyrx 12 years ago
I buy her epic sex toys. A woman like that deserves satisfaction, even if I can't give it to her.

what's the downside ? 11 years ago
That seems like the obvious solution to me so yeah...

Molly Brown 11 years ago
I already have him 😝

TheCreeper215 11 years ago
r-really?
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