Will You Press The Button?

Get free computers/technology for life

but

You cannot own a car

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Verysmartpersom5 months ago

own an SUV or truck or van or RV or T-34-85M medium tank of the soviet union

Lachlanio Gaming9 years ago

I can just get iron man armour

Someonehehe4 years ago

Yes exactly what I thought too 😂

XxX_FaZeShr3k69_XxX9 years ago

Get a free teleportation device. And if that's not good enough for you, Mr.Theydon'texistyet then get a tank!

Corey Warman12 years ago

GET A TANK!

YEETUSCLEETUS4 years ago

BIG BRAIN!!!

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Collinsain9 years ago

screw that I want a spaceship

tripdacon9 years ago

or tank

Undyne_The_Undying8 years ago

whatevs,i can just rent it or but a motorcycle

ItsFireBruhYT6 years ago

What bout a truck, motorcycle?, quadcrasher?, golf cart?

yourmomisgay2 years ago

yourmomisgay

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

If you have free technology just hack the dictionary and make car mean something else. Also money printers count as technology so who gives a f*ck you could just teleport.

Shakeel Patel12 years ago

Yeah, rent a car. Or get a free jetpack - you won't need a car after that :P

PressMe1128 years ago

No car? Sure i was going to get a truck anyway

StabbyTheRaccoonlast year

A truck is a type of car dumbass

Pleshy8 years ago

Motorcycle

jkmc12059 years ago

GET A TRUCK!

GameboyTalbott9 years ago

Motorcycles

oldnotweak9 years ago

ok ill rent/lease one.

Star_killer9 years ago

I own a truck not a car so no downside.

tripdacon9 years ago

travel by matrix

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

I'll get a motorbike then. Sell a few enthusiast-level computers and use the money.

SixtyFourMan9 years ago

I like ur username

Alyssa A. Lloyd12 years ago

I'll supply you with the latest technology, and you be my chaufer

Robert Coon12 years ago

But a car is technology so that means I get free car(s) for life.

James Hamman III12 years ago

Guess I'll be driving a truck..

Lucas Monteiro12 years ago

I can Own a Cyber Cycle or a Fucking Metal Garurumon

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

So I'll just get Mack Truck to drive through that loophole there...

Robert Misner12 years ago

I don't need to go anywhere. I'll give you a computer if you bring me a pizza.

imzsty5 years ago

Web shooters

riqard_draconis8 years ago

Luxery Uber

Tigerstripestar2309 years ago

A watch that forever dispenses tech portals. Ye.

Emonticon7 years ago

Own a truck, it only says car

#Rekt9 years ago

"Scanning scanning" "beep.....beep" "no downside detected

Patch10 years ago

Nah id rather sleep

MurilloSilva770last year

i dont care about cars

LogeTheFlyingSpaceDoge8 years ago

Who needs friends and family when you have lemons

Guys9 years ago

Truck it is.

gumy0211 years ago

Hoverboards~.

SaxophoneMan7 years ago

Take the bus

the117doctor9 years ago

Battery/pedal powered torn-style bike. Fuck yeah!

Aperturenc10 years ago

motorcycle, plane, hovercraft, truck, suv, speed boat. Do I have to list more?

mnoony2 years ago

AIRPLANNEEEE

Deathrider8 years ago

It didn't say anything about trucks

smackdown5009 years ago

hire someone to drive you around in their car or drive a bus

BlaÅ¾ Dular12 years ago

own a motorbike.. simple

Potato-Kun9 years ago

Downside?

Melgarashley83859 years ago

I don't need a car!!! I need free computers and technology

sagelynn7753 years ago

i can WALK

JeffVee8 years ago

Chevy truck month gon" be littttttttt

proscope9 years ago

If you can't own a car just sell the technology and get enough money to get a fucking helicopter

Catfishjw7 years ago

uber

J-tallica_19 years ago

No prob,afraid to drive anyway,could rent one anyway.

Buttux9 years ago

You could probably ride a drone if you put a seat on it.

HaleyWalker8 years ago

I prefer biking anyway, and I can always just pay an Uber driver to take me to places the bike cannot.

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