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You can have sex with anyone you want 5 days a month for the the rest of your life
but
You may never masturbate again.
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exotic80 11 years ago
WHO MASTERBATES when they can have sex

Hyltran 3 years ago
For a woman it is probably enough but not for a man. And if a woman chooses a rich man to have sex with she can get pregnant by him and get a lot of child support money from him.
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Do they have to be real people, can i use fictional people? can i bang Zone-tan?

TitouanPontet 9 years ago
I hope so because some pokemons are really sexy

51Sapphire51 9 years ago
*Asexuals sigh in the background*

meatloave last year
There is no such thing as an asexual human , never ever has been.
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taylorjames03 10 years ago
*is an ace person who masterbates*

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Masturbating would be pretty fucking pointless when you're fucking someone > once a week.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago
Some people have high labidos, I pretty much always have a stuffy, and it rarely goes down after use.

UselessCompanion 9 years ago
Only 5 times a month?

Serano 8 years ago
lol

Goop 11 years ago
What in the flick is master urging

CMHammond 9 years ago
I feel the need to correct any mistakes in my old comments (typos and auto-correct): *too
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Jibanyan 11 years ago
Ugh, perverted teenagers.

Chezhro 8 years ago
D3monslay I’m 10 and I don’t watch kid shows I watch stranger things instead
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Bbcdk1215 9 years ago
Wouldn't have too if she does it for me 😉

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
For real that is so smart

quickstirke 9 years ago
Fuck this! I'm still in A Grades School. So... PLZ STOP WITH THE FUCKING "SEX" LANGUAGE!!!

DarkseidWR 9 years ago
You are speaking in that language

Shana Beals 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex and I don't masturbate, useless button.

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago
How can one human withstand such horror? You earned yourself a medal.
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McFucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 years ago
>inb4 ikaros

Woululuu 11 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/227423

0tus 11 years ago
5 days a month ? Woooooohoooooooo!

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
I already can have sex with over 5 people a month, so why would I do it?

WolfOfInsanity 11 years ago
There is no fucking downside

King-Newb 10 years ago
Or you could just do what I do which is, I have a girlfriend and we have sex minimum once every other day.

Ken2real 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

ninjatiger 12 years ago
Half the buttons on this website are about sex.Not everythings about sex people! :(

DerpFace92 10 years ago
Fuck no

lexxtheauthor 9 years ago
I don't masterbate that often anyways

Malou Lewin 13 years ago
5dx24h/d=120h of sex with annyone

ErrorCodeMLG 11 years ago
feefefef

Loltoast45 11 years ago
Spam👇

Ilikefords444555 5 years ago
it says not masturbate, but climaxing on the other hand. So here I am, waiting to hear the downside

jhud 11 years ago
id be ok with that

RachelArkless 10 years ago
Just fuck around the rest of the month too?

scheuerman 11 years ago
As long as they do all the work *arms behind head*

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why settle for 5 days a month when you could have it 3 times a day.

LockerSpawn 11 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex..

Loudgreg 10 years ago
Let me guess... I know. That song but.. DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't do either.

badasswaterplant 12 years ago
Any time I need to masturbate have sex with someone. No downside.

aqd last year
nice

TheCreeperSWE 11 years ago
With that I don't have to masturbate

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
NOOOOO! NOO!

Christian GameGuy Mäerten 13 years ago
win win

Loganicai 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

jack1626 11 years ago
U people are sex maniaks

LzzFlores 8 years ago
Left hand, even more useless

yahoo1356 11 years ago
i wont need to masturbate if i have someone to bang for five times a month, like... BRUH!?

ilovegames97688 11 years ago
this one is stupid,HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF RAPEING

Dragondude2237 8 years ago
lol I do that to someone everyday and I'm 11
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ololo 9 years ago
any one

Genkiduro 12 years ago
@ninjatiger This is the internet and the internet is for porn. Sure everything is about sex !

WutIsLife 10 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to masturbate?! Sex all the way!

Cik-Boris 9 years ago
Dosent matter had sexxx

Amy Castle 13 years ago
win-win for me :)

Coolbro1603 11 years ago
I don't even masterbate bitch its to long

werty 11 years ago
TO MANY CHILDS..

CMHammond 11 years ago
You CAN. We already can, but without consent, it is rape.

heatfromfire 5 years ago
i dont masturbate but like i dont care about fucking random people who dont know me do i just not press?
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