You are given the chance to be recruited into an Imperial Guard regiment of your choosing to die for the glory of the Emperor.
but
There's a commissar behind you right now who will shoot you for cowardice should you press "I will not!"
I will not


rotciv9 years ago
I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY5 years ago
Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!
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235x0last year
Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic9 years ago
Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE8 years ago
Dumbass

Ave Productions9 years ago
there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE642 years ago
commissar suffocated in a wall
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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov9 years ago
I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson9 years ago
you got that right

TheRisingSun179 years ago
stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw8 years ago
Death to the empire
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I find all the loopholes9 years ago
But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi217 years ago
Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"
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chris ain't dat good9 years ago
No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago
What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger7 years ago
Is this Star Wars?

Imbion7 years ago
Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot658 years ago
And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma8 years ago
I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP8 years ago
Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf9 years ago
*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming8 years ago
*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet9 years ago
I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness8 years ago
He'll still shoot you because the button says so.
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Cameron Christianson9 years ago
I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin12 years ago
umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron9 years ago
Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
This commissar shoots like Greedo!

Oniontree9 years ago
How is he going to shoot me for clicking "I will not" when I didn't click the button that would make him do that?

AndrsTapiaLpez7 years ago
detras mio hay una pared pegada a mi espalda que es bastante solida como para ser atravesada por una bala, espero que me dispare una bala...

speedrunner9 years ago
Yeah right no one will shoo- *gets shot* LISTEN this is the commander of every single imperial guard and were sending thosands of gurds to shoot every puny motal imean human being sorry person on this galaxy i mean universe no galaxy way oh never mind WE ARE ALIENS

coruptedmecha8 years ago
It says your are given a chance but if you don't, theyes will kill you

Barrel Kai10 years ago
You will be given a CHANCE. You dont have to take it lol

sans-tastic8 years ago
Ok...I will die...IN ANOTHER DIMENSION

FineSarcasm8 years ago
sorry but I"d rather stick with the thalmor--

oblivionprincess10 years ago
I wanted to be in the dark brotherhood :T oh well...I WILL DIE FOR THY EMPEROR!!

Laserwolf3 years ago
Downside is cancelled out by the button not being activated since I didn't press it so the downside can't be activated. Downside also doesn't apply to anyone who activates the button. I also don't particularly want that "upside"

Marjandy 9 years ago
It only happens if you press the button

Roz8 years ago
Button presses don't count if coerced. Sorry. ;)

Sol Tyler12 years ago
RIP 5343 people that apparently didnt press..

ButtonGod7 years ago
I don't care about the empoer

The Questionable Girl9 years ago
53 % Who did not press! I have a message! YOU ARE PUSSYS JUST DODGE IT OR KICK HIM

D YellowMadness8 years ago
Press it, pick the worst regiment, & sabotage that regiment while knowing you'll succeed because the button already determined that you'll live long enough to die for the emperor. You could do so much good until the time comes to die for the emperor. You c...[Show full comment]

birdDemon9 years ago
Guess I'm dead then.

Michael Dnrx Garduùo12 years ago
There is a fuckin wall behind me :I

CTEJedi7 years ago
“Given the chance to” doesn’t mean you have to. LOOPHOLE

dog3pwner9 years ago
I don't really want to press this button also who cares if I get shot. Wear a bullet proof jacket.

Dickins9 years ago
Okay, a modern-day bullet proof jacket. Against a gun from the 41st Millennium. I think I know what wins.

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago
Hey, if you don't do anything, nothing happens!

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RebornLT9 years ago
I guess there was a commissar behind the commissar who would shoot the commissar if he shot at me

AshGaming8 years ago
I pick the all female regiment!

AlkiarAin10 years ago
I'm immortal and can't be killed bitch

motorcycle2 years ago
Okay, so why should you take the time to read the comments on this boring question?

OliviaTheGreat9 years ago
MY WAFFLE WILL DIE FOR ME

Thisguy!9 years ago
U is right

DarthCool7 years ago
I am now the commander of the Galactic Empire. I have been given many awards for being the best stormtrooper to wield a blaster.

Ghost.0238 years ago
Sorry I won't serve Britten
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