Will You Press The Button?

Camille_Jamal1 last year

"if you shoot me, make sure it kills me"

rotciv 11 years ago

I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY 6 years ago

Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!

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235x0 3 years ago

Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic 11 years ago

Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Dumbass

Ave Productions 11 years ago

there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64 4 years ago

commissar suffocated in a wall

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov 11 years ago

I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

you got that right

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago

stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw 9 years ago

Death to the empire

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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi21 8 years ago

Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"

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chris ain't dat good 11 years ago

No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY 8 years ago

What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger 9 years ago

Is this Star Wars?

Imbion 9 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago

And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma 9 years ago

I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP 10 years ago

Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf 10 years ago

*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming 9 years ago

*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet 10 years ago

I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

He'll still shoot you because the button says so.

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Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin 13 years ago

umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron 10 years ago

Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

This commissar shoots like Greedo!

that random girl 11 years ago

I didn't press it, I'm now writing this on my ghost laptop on ghostnet

Unicorn21 4 years ago

It only says there’s a chance… so I probably won’t be chosen

Swagraptor 11 years ago

Fuck you too

Panifex 9 years ago

The button says "No" not "I will not!" so we"re good

Dripper12345 11 years ago

I'm leaning against a wall sooooo

Chara_the_Demon 11 years ago

We are shooting with a grenade launchers. Walls will not save you. No one is safe~

BobbyMcslobby 10 years ago

It says if you press "I will not!" Its actually a capital W, and theres no exclamation mark so.... and also all the words are caps

freddyfazbear12 11 years ago

well i have a wall behind me

leonard800 11 years ago

i dont wanna die

GrungyXboxpro 10 years ago

All HAIL Ulfric Stormcloack

Ossi PÃ¤ivinen 13 years ago

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Mamaischeese 8 years ago

Chill in a reforced room call the police once they get there press the button nothing happends if you dont press anything but once you press the button your basically dead

DragonEXE 9 years ago

DragonEXE"s : sixth sense * can tell when someone is near and attacks without any mercy * Mmm light Sabers can cook em before eating

Lucaribro501 11 years ago

Wait, if you don't press the button, then the commissar isn't there.

DylanLovesYou 10 years ago

Bullshit. No shots fired! FILTHY LIARS

Jessica Dean 13 years ago

>:O

Breezy003 8 years ago

I have a lightsaber

neonthekitten 11 years ago

*Dodges* Thanks for telling me

meatloave last year

Idiot

crazyjonyjon465 10 years ago

This commissar is terrible because he missed.

Donald Neal 13 years ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling 11 years ago

fuck it. i got no sense of self preservation. *clicks i will not!*

DottySpot 10 years ago

I sliced their head off with my katana before I pressed " I will not!"

Gip99 11 years ago

if anyone clicked a immortality button then they are fine and WRONG TIME PERIOD also "skallskitar Loophole: nothing becomes true if we dont press the button"

ChrisJ 9 years ago

well if i dont press the button then nothing happens

MajesticCookie 11 years ago

no thx.

RedTheFox 10 years ago

There"s no commissar because he died.

dovakin 12 years ago

I WILL DIE FOR MY EMPORER

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