39265 (43%) 52805 (57%)
39265 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 52805 (57%) did not.
You are given the chance to be recruited into an Imperial Guard regiment of your choosing to die for the glory of the Emperor.
but
There's a commissar behind you right now who will shoot you for cowardice should you press "I will not!"
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Camille_Jamal1 last year
"if you shoot me, make sure it kills me"

rotciv 11 years ago
I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY 6 years ago
Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!
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235x0 3 years ago
Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic 11 years ago
Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Dumbass

Ave Productions 11 years ago
there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64 4 years ago
commissar suffocated in a wall
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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov 11 years ago
I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago
you got that right

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago
stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw 9 years ago
Death to the empire
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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi21 8 years ago
Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"
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chris ain't dat good 11 years ago
No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY 8 years ago
What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger 9 years ago
Is this Star Wars?

Imbion 9 years ago
Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago
And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma 9 years ago
I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago
Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP 10 years ago
Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf 10 years ago
*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming 9 years ago
*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet 10 years ago
I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness 9 years ago
He'll still shoot you because the button says so.
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Cameron Christianson 11 years ago
I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin 13 years ago
umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron 10 years ago
Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
This commissar shoots like Greedo!

Lesley_Zore 6 years ago
"I was just following orders" well i rather die lol

thunder123 11 years ago
52% of people died because of this

Panifex 9 years ago
Btw, the button says "no" now

imakeonecomment 11 years ago
i dont wanna die so i pressed it

TheRedPandaCat 10 years ago
I turned and my cat was staring at me...

Daniel Hope 13 years ago
You die either way

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Did anyone else check behind them before they did anything?

Gorog slayer 10 years ago
Long live the empire! Also id look nice in the dark guard squad armor

GrungyXboxpro 10 years ago
This is for skyrim not rome idiot. Long Live The Stormcloack rebellion for the glory of skyrims people and the worshipping of talos.

Sebastian Panke 13 years ago
Where should this Police Off...ARGGGGHHHH............

CryoStep 8 years ago
Well I guess it"s a good thing "I will not!" isn't even a button! :D

vl3vnz00m 11 years ago
My allegiance is to the Empire. I will fight and die for the Emperor! Rebel scum!

Oniontree 10 years ago
How is he going to shoot me for clicking "I will not" when I didn't click the button that would make him do that?

AndrsTapiaLpez 9 years ago
detras mio hay una pared pegada a mi espalda que es bastante solida como para ser atravesada por una bala, espero que me dispare una bala...

speedrunner 11 years ago
Yeah right no one will shoo- *gets shot* LISTEN this is the commander of every single imperial guard and were sending thosands of gurds to shoot every puny motal imean human being sorry person on this galaxy i mean universe no galaxy way oh never mind WE ARE ALIENS

coruptedmecha 9 years ago
It says your are given a chance but if you don't, theyes will kill you

Barrel Kai 11 years ago
You will be given a CHANCE. You dont have to take it lol

sans-tastic 9 years ago
Ok...I will die...IN ANOTHER DIMENSION

FineSarcasm 10 years ago
sorry but I"d rather stick with the thalmor--

oblivionprincess 12 years ago
I wanted to be in the dark brotherhood :T oh well...I WILL DIE FOR THY EMPEROR!!

Laserwolf 4 years ago
Downside is cancelled out by the button not being activated since I didn't press it so the downside can't be activated. Downside also doesn't apply to anyone who activates the button. I also don't particularly want that "upside"

Marjandy 11 years ago
It only happens if you press the button

Roz 10 years ago
Button presses don't count if coerced. Sorry. ;)

Sol Tyler 13 years ago
RIP 5343 people that apparently didnt press..

ButtonGod 8 years ago
I don't care about the empoer

The Questionable Girl 11 years ago
53 % Who did not press! I have a message! YOU ARE PUSSYS JUST DODGE IT OR KICK HIM

D YellowMadness 9 years ago
Press it, pick the worst regiment, & sabotage that regiment while knowing you'll succeed because the button already determined that you'll live long enough to die for the emperor. You could do so much good until the time comes to die for the emperor. You c... [Show full comment]

birdDemon 11 years ago
Guess I'm dead then.
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