38560 (43%) 51592 (57%)
38560 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 51592 (57%) did not.
You are given the chance to be recruited into an Imperial Guard regiment of your choosing to die for the glory of the Emperor.
but
There's a commissar behind you right now who will shoot you for cowardice should you press "I will not!"
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rotciv9 years ago
I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY5 years ago
Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!
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235x0last year
Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic9 years ago
Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE8 years ago
Dumbass

Ave Productions9 years ago
there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE642 years ago
commissar suffocated in a wall
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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov9 years ago
I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson9 years ago
you got that right

TheRisingSun179 years ago
stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw8 years ago
Death to the empire
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I find all the loopholes9 years ago
But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi217 years ago
Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"
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chris ain't dat good9 years ago
No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago
What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger7 years ago
Is this Star Wars?

Imbion7 years ago
Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot658 years ago
And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma8 years ago
I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP8 years ago
Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf9 years ago
*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming8 years ago
*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet9 years ago
I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness8 years ago
He'll still shoot you because the button says so.
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Cameron Christianson9 years ago
I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin12 years ago
umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron9 years ago
Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
This commissar shoots like Greedo!

lopsidedhead9 years ago
There's a wall behind me.

Conner Wolf12 years ago
We're not just going to shoot the bastard We're going to cut our their living guts And use them to grease the treads of our tanks We're going to murder those lousy bastards By the bushel

Discordian7 years ago
what if I am next to a wall

Madi5609 years ago
Just hit the home button and you want have to answer the question

LuckyFan8 years ago
It is not cowardice, but logic, that I press "I will not!" since I do not know which Empire this button refers to. If that is a crime, then I'll die for it. Commissar, fire when ready. *still alive* Oh, well then.

oliver9 years ago
Ahhhhh shit I'm dead

Goopirah7 years ago
I'm still alive, this is blatant false advertisement.

Terrorbyte9 years ago
I don't care if I live or die, I lost people I love so to me it is a win-win situation.

NotARobot8 years ago
I looked behind me and there was nothing.

Luis Angel Diaz10 years ago
screw it im dead now

BaronCorbin8 years ago
No one said the bullet will kill me. Shoot my finger tip

JesusKwist10 years ago
What the fuck even is this?

Apollo9243 years ago
*presses button* pew pew!

Nerdyperson20029 years ago
Ooh I just pressed the I will not option! What are you going to do about it?

ErisTams8 years ago
Never specified what I"d be shot with! Could be a photo shoot 😂

Crysta7 years ago
I’m sitting in a chair that’s against a wall. No one can be behind me

Hplan9 years ago
I didn't die.

Lonewolf35158 years ago
For me this is ONLY a downside o.O

Lonewolf35158 years ago
However from a different button I"ve gained invincibility, so I think I'm good? xD

ottmera19609 years ago
FOR THE DARK GODS

iiSailor8 years ago
Well i'm pretty alive right now, so..

Max Rangel12 years ago
rather live to see another sunrise than die and not see the smile of a love one <____< gay

SamBaum8 years ago
if the emporor is my boyfriend ill live and die for his glory willingly

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago
Yeah but I've pressed multiple buttons that give me unlimited power and such so he will FAIL!!!

FlameBlaze9 years ago
But there is no one behind me

Megan Riggle12 years ago
It says you're given the chance, just say no.

ZedTripler7 years ago
Well if I don't press the button he"s not there in the first place.

ThatTacoDude9 years ago
I sit on a sofa -.^

bree149 years ago
I pressed I will not. I am still typing this...
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