Will You Press The Button?

Camille_Jamal1 last year

"if you shoot me, make sure it kills me"

rotciv 11 years ago

I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY 6 years ago

Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!

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235x0 3 years ago

Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

Battle Medic 11 years ago

Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Dumbass

Ave Productions 11 years ago

there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64 4 years ago

commissar suffocated in a wall

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov 11 years ago

I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

you got that right

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago

stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw 9 years ago

Death to the empire

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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi21 8 years ago

Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"

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chris ain't dat good 11 years ago

No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY 8 years ago

What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger 9 years ago

Is this Star Wars?

Imbion 9 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago

And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma 9 years ago

I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago

Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP 10 years ago

Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf 10 years ago

*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming 9 years ago

*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet 10 years ago

I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

He'll still shoot you because the button says so.

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Cameron Christianson 11 years ago

I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin 13 years ago

umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron 10 years ago

Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

This commissar shoots like Greedo!

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Alby Reynaldy 13 years ago

I actually looked behind before I pressed I will not.

densch 8 years ago

All Hail Lelouch vi Britannia!

stubelube 11 years ago

Stop right there, criminal scum!

i_love_valve 9 years ago

If he is a stormtrooper I"d live cause if they have a gun at my head they can - no - they WILL shoot them self

Jsc 11 years ago

I just looked behind me ....have you guys seen a comissar??

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Now he is behind the computer.

Naln1 9 years ago

I'm still not dead... I think... Is heaven the same as earth?

bobtheperson 11 years ago

I checked * presses button * There is a wall behind me * gets shot*

Driller horn 10 years ago

I'm a ghost!

Seth Roberts 13 years ago

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

skallskitar 11 years ago

Loophole: nothing becomes true if we dont press the button

Bunger538 3 years ago

I. have. no. enemies..

Conspiracy_risk 10 years ago

...what

DesertEagle 9 years ago

Join The Dark Side

FatSumo11 11 years ago

Well must have been a stormtrooper because he missed. Or he's irresponsible cuz he aint here.

Ghazghkull-Mag-Uruk-Thraka 5 years ago

THAT BLOODY GIT CAN TRY WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

Starlover 11 years ago

Well hes dead.

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

Stick your back to a wall, duh!

BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

I shall do my part for Emperor Trumps glorious Great American Empire

Yumi Sakurame 12 years ago

im in a corner

TGP12 9 years ago

I'll be good, hes a stormtrooper, he'll never hit me.

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

Except it says he will.

Nameless 11 years ago

Good thing the commissar can't hit a thing. So I'm still alive.

SouÃ±d WÃ¢ve 13 years ago

It's not cowardice. It's just not my business.

Samaugsch 8 years ago

As if getting shot by a commissar was the worst thing that could happen in 40k

LolerImawsome 11 years ago

Bye world

sharkt9 10 years ago

i look behind my self when pressing i will not

Myestic 10 years ago

But then he's IN FRONT OF YOU OMGGGGG

JÃ³n Flosi AÃ°alsteinsson 13 years ago

fine, going to die anyways, might as well not push it

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