Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ2009 last year

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

IlIlIIl last year

What will happen if I say “You won't believe me.“

huh_hm last year

Wild loophole

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question-itHUN 11 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop 2 years ago

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato 10 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie9290 11 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t... [Show full comment]

Sarah Francis 13 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi 7 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Zacary 11 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

thericegamer 9 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin. 2 years ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron 9 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu 9 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp 9 years ago

...yes.

ham2629 9 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka 9 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow 9 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS2003 10 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman 10 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid 10 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff1234 10 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett11 11 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique 5 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf 11 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist 2 years ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm 13 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

every-one-sucks 9 years ago

then tell them "I GOT THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY FROM A WEBSITE CALLED willyoupressthebutton.com/ AND THEN YOU WILL SHOW THEM THAT YOU CAN BE INVISIBLE SO THEY WILL BELIEVE YOU AND THEN SAY "IWILL GO TO SOMEONE IS HOUSE WHILE IM INVISIBLE THEN WAIT UNTIL HE... [Show full comment]

Kyatumkhatkadaboge 6 months ago

45jjkf

lildoomkitty 10 years ago

Will they believe what I write?

SnowDino 7 years ago

so I will become what a flat earther thinks they are

ParadoxElf 11 years ago

If I'm that smart I'll just figure out a way around it

Chicago_rat_hole 3 years ago

just say the opposite of what you need to say

LonleyFerret 8 years ago

WRITE BOOKS

grayfire 11 years ago

can't i just create a vehicle and take it to mars? they'll believe me then, right?

StupidSkull 9 years ago

if i was the smartest,i would create the technology to brainwash them and make them believe me, Easy!

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

You: I love you.... Love of your life: I don't believe you, you always lie, bye jerk You:*crying* WHY DID I PRESS THAT BUTTON??!!?

Watermelonman 10 years ago

If nobody believes me... "Did you know that you do not need to drink poison?" "stop lying! *gulp gulp gulp*"

moeL3573R 5 years ago

ima just write it down then

commentdebator 11 years ago

FOR SCIENCE

Khalifa15 6 years ago

GHIDORAH

Maggs 11 years ago

But then it would be a waist

Lzke 9 years ago

I shall become technically correct man

xXKelsieXx 8 years ago

:0 BENEDICT SHERLOCK HOLMES CUMBERBATCH

Mr_Sprinkklzzzz 11 years ago

I'm all ready extremlyn smart so who gives a shit]

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

Me: You"re smart! Random person: No I'm stupid. Me: No, you"re smart. Random person: I don't believe you.

Redpandalord 2 years ago

So you’re Cassandra of Troy

Takeo141 11 years ago

Well then to bad for them

goodguy751 12 years ago

that would ve useless if nobody belived you

Gamerhogplays 3 years ago

I’d say the opposite of what would happen, for example, the world will end and I’ll say “the world isn’t ending”

WBGrock 11 years ago

Sorry, don't want to be Mister Know It All

TeleZeW31rd0Cat 9 years ago

I change my mind about not pressing I found a loophole Just say "I'm really dumb and nobody believes me!" Then everyone will believe I'm really smart and everyone believes me

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