Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ2009 last year

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

IlIlIIl last year

What will happen if I say “You won't believe me.“

huh_hm last year

Wild loophole

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question-itHUN 11 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop 2 years ago

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato 10 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie9290 11 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t... [Show full comment]

Sarah Francis 13 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi 7 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Zacary 11 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

thericegamer 9 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin. 2 years ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron 9 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu 9 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp 9 years ago

...yes.

ham2629 9 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka 9 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow 9 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS2003 10 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman 10 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid 10 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff1234 10 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett11 11 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique 5 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf 11 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist 2 years ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm 13 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

Lastcal 10 years ago

already the case except on a way smaller level

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

I can still make this work "Hey guys did you know the earth is flat? The moon landing is a hoax! Vaccines are deadly! Kim jong un is a cool guy! Trump is best president! You don't believe me? Your loss ;)

Logisticmo4 11 years ago

So I'll know stuff i f they don't believe that's what their prob

@horrorgeek 9 years ago

NO one believes me anyways.

1358858My last year

那不就是哥白尼吗？

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Just say the exact opposite. For example, tell people they don't want you to be King of the Universe. Loopholes.

bigtwob 3 years ago

I'm very smart, but why do I have to make others believe what I'm saying? I can say the opposite

Blaze784 11 years ago

Say the opposite of what the answer is.

PJ_GrillZ 8 years ago

If no one ever belives you than u arnt the smartest person

Spiderp 10 years ago

I get someone else to do the talking for me.

realpain1442 5 years ago

living a life where you can always just say "I told you so" sounds really awesome

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago

Be wise. Also have the nickname "HA HA TOLD YA SO STUPID!!

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

I never needed those idiots anyway

Alexander Joseph Thornton 13 years ago

so i say the opposite of what i mean to say, im the smartest, its not hard to get around that :p

ponyplayz 6 years ago

just make a awesome machine

matrixzk 11 years ago

It makes no sense. Who am i to humanity if nobody believes me? Why would i want to be smart if i'd be nobody to world?

galolo 10 years ago

I FUCKING TOLD YOU THE APOCALYPSE WOULD HAPEN!

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

That"s basically a contradiction because if you are the smartest person on earth and nobody believes you and you prove it to them they won't believe that you"ve officially proved it to them therefore you will look like an idiot

Rachel Rivera 11 years ago

I'll still be smart!

Logical-choice 8 years ago

Every one will be wrong sure

John_The_Illusive_Man 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

DisplayName 4 years ago

nobody believes what i say anyways so there"s no downside

Nerdy-Dolls 11 years ago

become a scientist. scientists test out every theory.

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

I did not notice how often I commented on this....... Make more content!!!!!!!

Connor O'Hara 13 years ago

I'd basically become a Reddit-Atheist

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