Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ200920 days ago

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

question-itHUN9 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnoplast month

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato8 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie92909 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

Sarah Francis12 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi5 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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AmazingDragons7 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t...[Show full comment]

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

Zacary9 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

thericegamer8 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin.3 months ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron8 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu8 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp7 years ago

...yes.

ham26298 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka8 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow8 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS20038 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman8 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid8 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Zachary Kelly12 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel3 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Fuckoff12349 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett119 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique4 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf9 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist2 months ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm12 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

TheFangSome137 years ago

Presses button, finds cure for cancer. Even when it is proved to work no one believes it.

666Dickz8 years ago

Itll be funny when i tell them something, they dont believe me, and end up doing everything wrong. Who has the last laugh now?

penismaster4 years ago

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RealMicrotooth9 years ago

Well if they don't believe me than they just have to see it.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

You become me.

WBGrock9 years ago

say the opposite of what i mean.

FredBearGold8 years ago

time to become rick sanchez xD

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Creationism is real, the earth is flat, autism is a disease caused by vaccines, cancer can be cured with baking soda and everyone who says the same is totally legit and knows their science. What, don't believe me? Good.

grayfire10 years ago

can't i just create a vehicle and take it to mars? they'll believe me then, right?

giantgoat158 years ago

what if there"s an apocalypse only a smart person like me can tell everyone how to escape.

MariCat9 years ago

The second part is already real...

BlueSolace_Is_a_Loki_Fangirl3 years ago

I couldnuse my wisdom to become Spiderman!!!!!!Or bring Spiderman or Loki or so.e other cool person to life so I can marry them.Mwahahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!

TheButtonRekt9 years ago

No one already believe what I say.

Samuel Hauck12 years ago

Lol already true

TheOOOF4 years ago

Lie. They wont belive it, and they will belive in truth

kircial9 years ago

Cassandre !

25408252448 years ago

So I can just lie

HOLY SH*T9 years ago

Poop loopholes

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

I can commit so many crimes and nobody will believe me and nobody will think I am a suspect and I could tell everyone what is true and they will become the stupidest people

hole9 months ago

wait, I can say wrong things.

jake flynn9 years ago

They believe what you write

CasuallyScreaming10 years ago

This is the plot of the greek myth of Cassandra. (An oracle who was cursed that people would never believe her prophecies)

ThePaulDude2 years ago

It doesn't matter if anyone believes you or not because they can't prove you wrong about most things anyway.

slashth4567 years ago

i honestly don't want to be the "I told you so" guy, because it can be too late for the AHAHAHAHAHA!

RumblyBiscuit668 years ago

Well then I will tell them to do the opposite of what I want them to do so then they do what I really want them ti di

MegaDoge7 years ago

They will start an argument and I would end up being karate kicked in the face.

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