Will You Press The Button?

LukeJ2009 last year

Me: "You are not going to give me $999,999,999." Elon Musk: "No- wait NONONO-"

IlIlIIl last year

What will happen if I say “You won't believe me.“

huh_hm last year

Wild loophole

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question-itHUN 11 years ago

So if I kill someone and I say I killed he/she they don't believe in it.So many crimes what you can just do.

mnop 2 years ago

They will still believe other evidence, though. So you saying "I did it" only makes them go "yeah, sure, now shut up and let us check the fingerprints"

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Anonymous Potato 10 years ago

Me: Hey guys, 2+2=4 World: NO!!!

pengie9290 11 years ago

There's this thing called reverse psychology.

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Teacher: Ok class, what’s 2 plus 2? Me: 4. Teacher: No way it is, it’s 22. Me: Really use the calculator. Teacher: Ok. Just watch and lear-oh. Me: Show me the answer Calculator: 4 Teacher: See it says 22. TWENTY TWO. I would like to see this happen t... [Show full comment]

Sarah Francis 13 years ago

So i will become Sherlock

ArDeiLupi 7 years ago

What, you egg? *he stabs him*

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Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

I will become a passive aggressive superhero called "Toldyousoman"

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago

OH NO, POLLUTION IS ATTACKING THE CITY, BUT HERE COMES TOLDYOUSOMAN! “I told you pollution is bad. City just gets destroyed

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Zacary 11 years ago

"the earth is round" other person: "no its not"

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Omg tell the truth and get away with stuff!!

thericegamer 9 years ago

Well, Fuck you world! Who cares what you think!

Edwin. 2 years ago

Hey can you not swear my mom uses this website.

WiseAaron 9 years ago

This is already true

Dankumemu 9 years ago

RICK SANCHEZ HERE I COME!

mickeyneedshelp 9 years ago

...yes.

ham2629 9 years ago

*PLOT OF SHERLOCK*

Sageka 9 years ago

I just hacked the Fbi. Got myself a new car. Yeh

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You do realize buttons don’t come true, right? …Wait. FBI OPEN UPPPP!!!

potatotehcow 9 years ago

So I'll just become smart

RSPS2003 10 years ago

I know who pressed the button.....Sherlock is that you???

Watermelonman 10 years ago

So, no difference. (Im not the smartest, but ourdays, the internet seems to be so stupid...)

CaityDid 10 years ago

You could actually write a pretty good book about this kind of thing

Fuckoff1234 10 years ago

This reminds me of Sherlock's fall

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

say the opposite so they will beleive the opposite of that which is what you want them to beleive

Dragnett11 11 years ago

I'm batman

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Well, you could always write or type everything out. Barring that, speak in opposites. Tell people you aren't the smartest person in the world, they won't believe you.

Pedro-Henrique 5 years ago

"Raça absolura Além da onipotência Capaz de superar Uma forma suprema"

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MiraniWolf 11 years ago

I already have aspergers, a type of autism on the high functioning end of the scale, so I'm already one of the smartest people on earth. look up aspergers, numbnuts.

Jake-Does-Not-Exist 2 years ago

So do I. No need to be rude though

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Julie Damm 13 years ago

So I'm the Doctor?

666Dickz 10 years ago

Itll be funny when i tell them something, they dont believe me, and end up doing everything wrong. Who has the last laugh now?

penismaster 6 years ago

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RealMicrotooth 11 years ago

Well if they don't believe me than they just have to see it.

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, finds cure for cancer. Even when it is proved to work no one believes it.

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago

You become me.

WBGrock 11 years ago

say the opposite of what i mean.

FredBearGold 9 years ago

time to become rick sanchez xD

giantgoat15 9 years ago

what if there"s an apocalypse only a smart person like me can tell everyone how to escape.

MariCat 11 years ago

The second part is already real...

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

Creationism is real, the earth is flat, autism is a disease caused by vaccines, cancer can be cured with baking soda and everyone who says the same is totally legit and knows their science. What, don't believe me? Good.

grayfire 11 years ago

can't i just create a vehicle and take it to mars? they'll believe me then, right?

BlueSolace_Is_a_Loki_Fangirl 5 years ago

I couldnuse my wisdom to become Spiderman!!!!!!Or bring Spiderman or Loki or so.e other cool person to life so I can marry them.Mwahahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!

TheButtonRekt 11 years ago

No one already believe what I say.

Samuel Hauck 13 years ago

Lol already true

2540825244 9 years ago

So I can just lie

HOLY SH*T 10 years ago

Poop loopholes

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Lie. They wont belive it, and they will belive in truth

kircial 11 years ago

Cassandre !

hole 2 years ago

wait, I can say wrong things.

jake flynn 11 years ago

They believe what you write

CasuallyScreaming 11 years ago

This is the plot of the greek myth of Cassandra. (An oracle who was cursed that people would never believe her prophecies)

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

I can commit so many crimes and nobody will believe me and nobody will think I am a suspect and I could tell everyone what is true and they will become the stupidest people

slashth456 9 years ago

i honestly don't want to be the "I told you so" guy, because it can be too late for the AHAHAHAHAHA!

RumblyBiscuit66 10 years ago

Well then I will tell them to do the opposite of what I want them to do so then they do what I really want them ti di

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

It doesn't matter if anyone believes you or not because they can't prove you wrong about most things anyway.

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