I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais
TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4
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TurtleGalaxy9 years ago
Define "low key"
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BlazoBoom10 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone?
Ninjas: Heck yeah!
The power of bribing people is powerful.
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TrevorSmith9 years ago
bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...
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DarkOverlord210 years ago
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?
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Shadowninja077 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.
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Dragonhunter17009 years ago
A yacht is low key right?
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SciArtHerp9 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*
DragonEXE9 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work
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Comrade9 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!
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ChronicDepression9 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.
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DragonEXE10 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not
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TheWaywardWobbuffet10 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion
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ToxicDragon10 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?
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Sceptiledude11 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME
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Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.
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MitterNatch11 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale
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tinis71711 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...
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Ryan Neely13 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!
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Zadok Hines13 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win
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Kristin Stewart13 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.
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ßeta ßeta13 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!
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GeorgeP11 years ago
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TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
Buy immortality with unlimited money
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general awesome12 years ago
become iron deadpool
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A strange person10 years ago
Ninjas no longer exist, so yeah.
TieflingKnight 8710 years ago
I am a ninja
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Shannon Sullivan13 years ago
I don't see a downside xD
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Hrcls_Titan11 years ago
can live with that
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Pushdabutton8 years ago
GIVE TEH NINJAS MONEYS
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discophone4211 years ago
Ill bye ninjas to protect me oh and RIPP OFF r
March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever10 years ago
dude your ninjas CAN AND WILL overthrow you
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whomesty3 months ago
what if i just kill myself
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IVAN CIPHER11 years ago
Ill hire chuck norris an bruce lee as bodygaurds
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NICEBOY1239 years ago
If I had unlimited money I just hire a bunch of gard to protect me from those ninjas
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habiv11 years ago
Just hire a military and then BOOM safe from ninjas!
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PhoenixWright9 years ago
use my infinite money to make myself the most well known person in the world and have the ultimate security that"s the definition of impossible to get past.
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*The Wasp*12 years ago
Could I not just pay for ninjas of my own???
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Malcolmxt10 years ago
Sent cards can hide the money and I'll live a normal life
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
unlimited money would cause inflation
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Weirdaccountforcomments11 years ago
News report worlds richest man murdered by ninjas for not keeping it secret
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Swagraptor10 years ago
Dafuq
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TerrarianEnder7 years ago
Me, an introvert: You guys are getting paid?
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fridtwolfe11 years ago
useless buncha green papers!
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Alex Karakanov13 years ago
Pay the ninjas how ever much they want and they will leave me alone.
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Shuvi8 years ago
I buy their life’s
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