You have unlimited money
but
You have to keep it secret and live low-key to the rest of your life, or ninjas will murder you
I will not


Snakeeyes9 years ago
Plot twist I am a ninja

JaboBigHoss3 years ago
Theres people living in berics walls!! Help him :(
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Killerx10 years ago
Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas

Idiotic_Tester3 years ago
Nice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas

datboi4275 years ago
ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)

datboi4275 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone? Ninjas: Heck yeah! The power of bribing people is powerful.

Dishawesome8 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
Define "low key"

Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff

CantDoButtons4 years ago
What if they turn on you?
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Shadowninja075 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.

TrevorSmith8 years ago
bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...

DarkOverlord28 years ago
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?

Dragonhunter17007 years ago
A yacht is low key right?

SciArtHerp8 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*

DragonEXE8 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work

Comrade8 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!

ChronicDepression8 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.

DragonEXE8 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not

TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion

ToxicDragon8 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?

Sceptiledude9 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.

MitterNatch9 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale

tinis71710 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...

Ryan Neely12 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!

Zadok Hines12 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win

Kristin Stewart12 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.

ßeta ßeta12 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!

Jbla13919 years ago
I make Stormtroopers bro. COME AT ME BROOOOOO

DJGamer7 years ago
Its easy to keep it low key

Bored7159 years ago
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Echothekirby9538 years ago
Just flipping but the ninjas

Echothekirby9538 years ago
Buy

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
use your money to get fighting lessons or just buy a gun and kill the ninjas and hire high trained ninja bodyguards and murder the ninjas

RedstoneHair7 years ago
Ho can't keep a secret just win the lottery using your unlimited money then wen you do they will know your rich and won't mind you taking money and money and money from your pocket ninja problems solved

adarklittlesecret10 years ago
"low-key" can be defined as many different things. i mean, i low-key wanna fuck harry styles :)

Warlord20809 years ago
The amount of money i can basically fund a weapon and armor that will make me indestructible.

eepydreemurrlast year
NO NOT THE NINJAS

super_fan_gurl9 years ago
My own private island

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago
Imagine flexing your cash on the casuals

GeorgeP9 years ago
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GabrielHouseman8 years ago
i will hirer chuck noriss

naruEATsasu10 years ago
I see no down side. I get to pay for college and fund my anime and manga addictions.

Illuminati6666 years ago
Just hire all those ninjas to guard you...

JJ_VULPUS9 years ago
JUST DON'T GO ON A SPENDING SPREE AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i just want to eat whenever i want. and get science to make me not fat.

stopreadingthis7 years ago
why would i tell anyone anyway

Sillybilly10 years ago
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RaiderSteve2 years ago
First, buy equipments and protect myself from murder

DerpFace929 years ago
I'll buy a command block from minecraft and use it to delete the ninjas

Fleecy277 years ago
live in a little shack but underneath the shack is the bat cave win

Mister 9199 years ago
Just buy a small house in the country and then build a giant underground bunker that has all of your stuff

ButtCrack8 years ago
Just use 300 a day,whats the challenge😂
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