March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas
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datboi4275 years ago
ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)
datboi4275 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life
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BlazoBoom8 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone?
Ninjas: Heck yeah!
The power of bribing people is powerful.
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Dishawesome8 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais
TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4
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TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
Define "low key"
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Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?
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Dragonhunter17007 years ago
A yacht is low key right?
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*
DragonEXE8 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work
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Comrade8 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!
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ChronicDepression8 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.
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DragonEXE8 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not
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TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion
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ToxicDragon8 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?
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Sceptiledude9 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME
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Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.
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MitterNatch9 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale
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tinis71710 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...
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Ryan Neely12 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!
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Zadok Hines12 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win
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Kristin Stewart12 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.
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ßeta ßeta12 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!
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Jbla13919 years ago
I make Stormtroopers bro. COME AT ME BROOOOOO
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DJGamer7 years ago
Its easy to keep it low key
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Bored7159 years ago
ornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: you're not pretty...... You're beautifulrnBoy: i don't want to b...[Show full comment]
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Echothekirby9538 years ago
Just flipping but the ninjas
Echothekirby9538 years ago
Buy
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Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
use your money to get fighting lessons or just buy a gun and kill the ninjas and hire high trained ninja bodyguards and murder the ninjas
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RedstoneHair7 years ago
Ho can't keep a secret just win the lottery using your unlimited money then wen you do they will know your rich and won't mind you taking money and money and money from your pocket ninja problems solved
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adarklittlesecret10 years ago
"low-key" can be defined as many different things. i mean, i low-key wanna fuck harry styles :)
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Warlord20809 years ago
The amount of money i can basically fund a weapon and armor that will make me indestructible.
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eepydreemurrlast year
NO NOT THE NINJAS
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super_fan_gurl9 years ago
My own private island
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JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago
Imagine flexing your cash on the casuals
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GeorgeP9 years ago
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GabrielHouseman8 years ago
i will hirer chuck noriss
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naruEATsasu10 years ago
I see no down side. I get to pay for college and fund my anime and manga addictions.
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Illuminati6666 years ago
Just hire all those ninjas to guard you...
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JJ_VULPUS9 years ago
JUST DON'T GO ON A SPENDING SPREE AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i just want to eat whenever i want. and get science to make me not fat.
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stopreadingthis7 years ago
why would i tell anyone anyway
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Sillybilly10 years ago
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RaiderSteve2 years ago
First, buy equipments and protect myself from murder
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DerpFace929 years ago
I'll buy a command block from minecraft and use it to delete the ninjas
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Fleecy277 years ago
live in a little shack but underneath the shack is the bat cave win
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Mister 9199 years ago
Just buy a small house in the country and then build a giant underground bunker that has all of your stuff
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