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You have unlimited money
but
You have to keep it secret and live low-key to the rest of your life, or ninjas will murder you
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Snakeeyes 11 years ago
Plot twist I am a ninja

JaboBigHoss 4 years ago
Theres people living in berics walls!! Help him :(
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Killerx 11 years ago
Ill cll Chuck Norris to kill the Ninjas

Idiotic_Tester 5 years ago
Nice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever 10 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas

datboi427 6 years ago
ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)

datboi427 6 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life

Matt Dexter Adams 13 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff

CantDoButtons 5 years ago
What if they turn on you?
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Dishawesome 9 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago
Define "low key"

BlazoBoom 10 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone? Ninjas: Heck yeah! The power of bribing people is powerful.

TrevorSmith 9 years ago
bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?

Shadowninja07 7 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago
A yacht is low key right?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*

DragonEXE 9 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work

Comrade 9 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!

ChronicDepression 9 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.

DragonEXE 10 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not

TheWaywardWobbuffet 10 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion

ToxicDragon 10 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?

Sceptiledude 11 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.

MitterNatch 11 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale

tinis717 11 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...

Ryan Neely 13 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!

Zadok Hines 13 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win

Kristin Stewart 13 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.

ßeta ßeta 13 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!

Julien Liesegang 13 years ago
well.. that's exactly what government does when you have too much money

cardchaos 11 years ago
or make a death star with beter defence then the star wars one and hire 200000000 trops

GChMp 8 years ago
Just hireee a samuraiiiiiii

captain mcderp 11 years ago
ninja forcefield

discophone42 11 years ago
Good idea

miwijkowo 4 months ago
Nintendo Ninjas kill me because they know I've been buying all their games in one sitting

SmileyMelons 11 years ago
Low key Trump Person:"Ha, What's wrong with your hair?!" LKTrump:"I'm old" Person:"...K..."

Lzke 9 years ago
Guess I'll just develop and build an Ironman-suit and wear it at all times...

shifu_luv_u 11 years ago
Ill just pay the guy who made this to make the downside better

Lolo troll guy 11 years ago
Problem Solved

Tricky 10 years ago
Just dont spend on showoff stuff, instead have the best videogame library in the world

madguy2550 11 years ago
i'll be a bigshot and hire chuck norris to kill the ninjas

Junai 9 years ago
Hire a samurai!

Skylar Brennan 12 years ago
No downside. If you live low key, you aren't getting hunted by ninjas. That and you can always bribe them not to kill you.

Hellione309 10 years ago
have ninjas train you so that you can protect yourself, if you want to live that way.

imavirginnn 5 years ago
Why does Tyler Blevins want to murder me?

Blue_Cat 9 years ago
Buy ninjas to protec and attac

Eileen Amelia Stone 13 years ago
So basically I can afford my dang bills & help out my family? Works for me, fame & fancy cars just aren't for me.

TDMfan 11 years ago
Buy robot security guards. Problem solved... LOL ikr

Hollymyung 7 years ago
Wtf why ninjas??

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
Ill buy batman xD

Twotall4u99201 11 years ago
What is low key. $25,000 a year? $50,000? Also you have to live low key but the rest of your family would be set.

DJBurgerKing 8 years ago
Oh no I didn't press it and u just realised I could buy body guards xD

marlon 11 years ago
I'm a ninja

Coooolman000 10 years ago
Pay the ninjas not to kill me

Justin Loh 13 years ago
BUY A ANTI-NINJA SQUAD
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