I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais
TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4
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TurtleGalaxy9 years ago
Define "low key"
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BlazoBoom10 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone?
Ninjas: Heck yeah!
The power of bribing people is powerful.
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TrevorSmith9 years ago
bribe the ninjas with your unlimited money...
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DarkOverlord210 years ago
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?
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Shadowninja077 years ago
BUY A DEATH STAR.
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Dragonhunter17009 years ago
A yacht is low key right?
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SciArtHerp9 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*
DragonEXE9 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work
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Comrade9 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!
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ChronicDepression9 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.
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DragonEXE10 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not
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TheWaywardWobbuffet10 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion
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ToxicDragon10 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?
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Sceptiledude11 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME
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Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.
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MitterNatch11 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale
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tinis71711 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...
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Ryan Neely13 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!
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Zadok Hines13 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win
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Kristin Stewart13 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.
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ßeta ßeta13 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!
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stopreadingthis9 years ago
why would i tell anyone anyway
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Sillybilly11 years ago
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
i just want to eat whenever i want. and get science to make me not fat.
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Mister 91910 years ago
Just buy a small house in the country and then build a giant underground bunker that has all of your stuff
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RaiderSteve3 years ago
First, buy equipments and protect myself from murder
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DerpFace9211 years ago
I'll buy a command block from minecraft and use it to delete the ninjas
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Fleecy279 years ago
live in a little shack but underneath the shack is the bat cave win
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YourTimes17 years ago
Yuh dawg
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GeorgeP11 years ago
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ButtCrack9 years ago
Just use 300 a day,whats the challenge😂
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asdguy0012 years ago
Hire more ninjas than the enemy/become ironbatman
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kensutekh10 years ago
Hire Csptain America, done.
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Pedro Lasta13 years ago
Pay mercenary's, ninjas, samurais, and lots o' other people to protect you from ninjas, to change a bit the ending word instead of win I will do: VICTORY!
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RGPZ8 years ago
Simple enough
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majorcbass11 years ago
Just buy a small house or apartment and have super expensive things inside
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LeeSpork2 years ago
Getting murdered by ninjas is how I want to go
Besides, I can just not touch the unlimited money until I really need it and avoid the risk altogether, so there is no downside to pressing the button.
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vikivi11 years ago
Get Chuck Norris to train you and then kick the shit out of them.
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HoNk10 years ago
Rich to do list:
1: learn to fight ninjas
2: learn how to time travel
3: make a machine to make fictional people real
4: make a dead-alive machine
5: bring Dave Strider out of fiction
6: all of them
7: oops I just ruined humanity
8: back in time
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ToxicDragon10 years ago
just cause you have unlimited money doesent mean unlimited power to create what you want dude really what the hell.
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SovietTVBaileyTurner9 years ago
Not unless I purchase a bounty hunter on the ninjas first!
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Lazy Kitty12 years ago
Also, if you have infinite money (and don't keep it a secret) money would lose all of it's value due to inflation.
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jkbscopes12310 years ago
or i could just buy a machine to onley give me a sirtin ammount of money each weak so yea
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Radioactive_Foxy5 years ago
I am part animatronic pirate fox and part ninja
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Arodia11 years ago
Fuck that, hire another killer, greater than ninja
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k_a_w_a_i_i_♡♡Boy♡♡k_a_w_a_i_i11 years ago
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