March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago
Never said how MANY ninjas
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datboi4275 years ago
ok ill just buy a hecc ton of robux then wont say anything to anyone (dont judge i play roblox)
datboi4275 years ago
or i would pay the ninjas ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for keeping my life
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BlazoBoom8 years ago
Me: Hey, ninjas!!! How would you like a hugs yacht and a billion dollars if you leave me alone?
Ninjas: Heck yeah!
The power of bribing people is powerful.
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Dishawesome8 years ago
I don't see anything wrong with that just hire samurais
TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_BoSTMJk4
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TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
Define "low key"
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Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago
or buy ninjas to keep the other ninjas at bay and pay them more than they could ever need so they can provide for their families and stuff
Can I just pay the ninjas 30 trillion dollars each to not kill me?
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Dragonhunter17007 years ago
A yacht is low key right?
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
HEY YALL! I GOT INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE IM A POPUFUR!!!! *is wearing a fursuit, so that everyone thinks I'm some dumb furry, but I am actually a very smart furry*
DragonEXE8 years ago
/_- I don't think it"s going to work
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Comrade8 years ago
Cool! I could be Batman!
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ChronicDepression8 years ago
Pay off the ninjas with their own unlimited amounts of money. It just becomes working with countable infinity. Its a lovely concept.
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DragonEXE8 years ago
Ninjas it is ALWAYS FUCKING NINJAS!!! Why not send a bomb to you huh, why not
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TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago
Buy a ninja proof force field to install around your hilltop mansion
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ToxicDragon8 years ago
I would buy a secret area underground that"s blocked off by a code that"s 20 did gets long and I have the code in plain sight but its hard to see so I wouldent get caught, and also ninjas? really? not the FBI or CIA or something normal like the military?
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Sceptiledude9 years ago
THE DUMB THINGS PEOPLE DO FOR MONEY KILLS ME
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Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Buy anti-ninja spray that smells good.
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MitterNatch9 years ago
Buys every ninja association... Hires best non-bribable economist... Solves worlds economic problem... Still lives in a humble house cause I'm a humble skeleton from the underworld in undertale
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tinis71710 years ago
I am a ninja... no downside...
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Ryan Neely12 years ago
I'll buy a NINJA SHIELD!
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Zadok Hines12 years ago
pay those same ninjas 50 million each to leave me a lone and I win
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Kristin Stewart12 years ago
I don't want fame anyways.
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ßeta ßeta12 years ago
I wanna see a ninja, let's make this happen!
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YourTimes16 years ago
Yuh dawg
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GeorgeP9 years ago
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ButtCrack8 years ago
Just use 300 a day,whats the challenge😂
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asdguy0011 years ago
Hire more ninjas than the enemy/become ironbatman
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kensutekh9 years ago
Hire Csptain America, done.
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Pedro Lasta12 years ago
Pay mercenary's, ninjas, samurais, and lots o' other people to protect you from ninjas, to change a bit the ending word instead of win I will do: VICTORY!
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RGPZ7 years ago
Simple enough
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majorcbass9 years ago
Just buy a small house or apartment and have super expensive things inside
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LeeSpork5 months ago
Getting murdered by ninjas is how I want to go
Besides, I can just not touch the unlimited money until I really need it and avoid the risk altogether, so there is no downside to pressing the button.
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vikivi9 years ago
Get Chuck Norris to train you and then kick the shit out of them.
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HoNk8 years ago
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1: learn to fight ninjas
2: learn how to time travel
3: make a machine to make fictional people real
4: make a dead-alive machine
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ToxicDragon8 years ago
just cause you have unlimited money doesent mean unlimited power to create what you want dude really what the hell.
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SovietTVBaileyTurner7 years ago
Not unless I purchase a bounty hunter on the ninjas first!
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Lazy Kitty10 years ago
Also, if you have infinite money (and don't keep it a secret) money would lose all of it's value due to inflation.
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jkbscopes1239 years ago
or i could just buy a machine to onley give me a sirtin ammount of money each weak so yea
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Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago
I am part animatronic pirate fox and part ninja
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Arodia9 years ago
Fuck that, hire another killer, greater than ninja
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k_a_w_a_i_i_♡♡Boy♡♡k_a_w_a_i_i9 years ago
IDK What His Talking About
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HtEo1w6 years ago
Bribe the ninjas
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Lolo troll guy9 years ago
I'm to co to be killed by ninjas 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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RGPZ7 years ago
Fuck it I got no idea while I still play this
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