You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.
but
Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.
I will not

Maharid 10 months ago
FO!

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster 6 years ago
your pfp is acurate
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Fiz_taken 2 years ago
so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_taken 2 years ago
never mind im dum

GrizzledSwitchblade 11 years ago
This is stupid

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Jamperti-on 9 years ago
fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

Bump Lump 11 years ago
so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5 2 years ago
you look like walter white
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Rowdy Jason Bates 13 years ago
I see no upside.

Panifex 9 years ago
I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.
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Anthony1 11 years ago
It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD 8 years ago
Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer 9 years ago
Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks 13 years ago
Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor 11 years ago
#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer 13 years ago
Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago
this ones a little fucked up.

aproy 10 years ago
It doesn't say the woman (if you impregnated her), can't get an abortion lol. I still say no because I wouldn't want to be a hermaphrodite.

ElT 10 years ago
It does say that

eepydreemurr 3 years ago
what is this random ass prompt

jebus786 11 years ago
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LolliePop 9 years ago
Just mother the child?

Bedrockbasher12 12 years ago
It's the race of Bedrockbasher12 ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Knife 5 years ago
Zeus

ExtremeeEver 11 years ago
So men can be pregnant? "The more you know"

Fushur 9 years ago
It would be fun to test the limits, like getting pregnant by Blowis or Anal?

UndertaleLyfe 11 years ago
I see no upsside...

MariaZanith 10 years ago
Upside?

Frank270 11 years ago
Anal sex?

RetroGameDays 7 years ago
"Every time you have sex you must produce a child"so What is the point of It If you can masturbate to have Childs?

play3rvolcano 11 years ago
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Parchmentpony 11 years ago
Uuuuuum no.

pressingyourbuttons 8 years ago
Is it gay if you fuck yourself? When someone tells me to "Go fuck myself." I can laugh at them...still. its a no from me.

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago
No problem!!!! I pressē a button saying that i am infinitly rich. So, no periods, attractive and having kids, what is the problem?

BasicBro 10 years ago
Not into that shit

Miguel Molina 13 years ago
pull out fast

skyedaboss 10 years ago
to much money and paperwork

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
UPSIDE_FINDER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

MlgPVPGaming69 11 years ago
Um its called making people drunk so.....

LeLz13211 11 years ago
nope -upside

thatweirdoash 6 years ago
Asexuals and gay people: pathetic

Button1221 11 years ago
Wtf !

I_l1k3_c4ke 8 years ago
Wat he say?

luckydally 11 years ago
mewling larva.. *shudders*

Hamistagan 10 years ago
Press the button then make a new account find this again and not press the button. LoopHole

SMOSES 11 years ago
UR MOM

Bear5 2 years ago
gun

WeAreLegion 11 years ago
You forgot there needs to be an upside.

Its_CX 9 years ago
Use condom

NessaD 8 years ago
Condoms are not foolproof

JohnPariah 12 years ago
asexual

Nashi_The_Creator 5 years ago
Your sex and your gender are two different things dumbasses

sqeaky button 11 years ago
ill have the longest fuck possible
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