You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.
but
Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.
I will not


Fiz_taken10 months ago
so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_taken10 months ago
never mind im dum

KenWasHere218 years ago
If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster4 years ago
your pfp is acurate
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GrizzledSwitchblade9 years ago
This is stupid

Jamperti-on8 years ago
fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

dude, maybe?9 years ago
*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Bump Lump9 years ago
so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5last year
you look like walter white
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Rowdy Jason Bates12 years ago
I see no upside.

Panifex7 years ago
I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.
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Anthony19 years ago
It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude9979 years ago
Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD7 years ago
Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer7 years ago
Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade8 years ago
Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks12 years ago
Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor9 years ago
#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer12 years ago
Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre12 years ago
this ones a little fucked up.

Parchmentpony9 years ago
Uuuuuum no.

Panifex7 years ago
Well, I'm against contraceptives and abortions anyway, and the rest of this button would just give me more abilities beyond what I already have—I could only have sex when I wanted a child in my *prepares for hate* monogamous, heterosexual relationship

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud10 years ago
Get a taste of normality, you puny liberals !

FlameBlaze9 years ago
Simply, don't have sex, FAP on myself

BIG-DONG8 years ago
WTF KOQ Is This???????

Rose Wallace-Smith12 years ago
Can I anti-press this button and lose my vagina? I'd do that.

dornek019 years ago
TL;DR

nogardluos3 years ago
I clicked it i,m asexul and non bianry

Narwhalnation9 years ago
Why.

That otaku guy9 years ago
Holy fuking shit that's fucked

penismaster4 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WaywardLogic9 years ago
Im rather happy being just a normal(define:normal) guy thank you very much XD

Allie543218 years ago
Where is the upside!!!!

NessaD7 years ago
Imagine the masturbation!!! Whatever parts you have now, and double the pleasure experienced when "touching" them.

Sourblood7 years ago
I couldn’t even be bother readin it i just didn’t press

GreenDog310 years ago
Gosh this site is weird

reromust9 years ago
69% said no

aproy9 years ago
It doesn't say the woman (if you impregnated her), can't get an abortion lol. I still say no because I wouldn't want to be a hermaphrodite.

ElT8 years ago
It does say that

eepydreemurrlast year
what is this random ass prompt

jebus7869 years ago
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LolliePop7 years ago
Just mother the child?

Bedrockbasher1211 years ago
It's the race of Bedrockbasher12 ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Knife3 years ago
Zeus

ExtremeeEver9 years ago
So men can be pregnant? "The more you know"

Fushur8 years ago
It would be fun to test the limits, like getting pregnant by Blowis or Anal?

UndertaleLyfe9 years ago
I see no upsside...

MariaZanith8 years ago
Upside?

Frank2709 years ago
Anal sex?

RetroGameDays6 years ago
"Every time you have sex you must produce a child"so What is the point of It If you can masturbate to have Childs?

play3rvolcano9 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Parchmentpony9 years ago
Uuuuuum no.

pressingyourbuttons7 years ago
Is it gay if you fuck yourself? When someone tells me to "Go fuck myself." I can laugh at them...still. its a no from me.

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago
No problem!!!! I pressē a button saying that i am infinitly rich. So, no periods, attractive and having kids, what is the problem?

BasicBro9 years ago
Not into that shit

Miguel Molina12 years ago
pull out fast

skyedaboss9 years ago
to much money and paperwork
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