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22058 (24%) people have pressed this button, while 69059 (76%) did not.
You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.
but
Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.
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Maharid 10 months ago
FO!

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster 6 years ago
your pfp is acurate
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Fiz_taken 2 years ago
so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_taken 2 years ago
never mind im dum

GrizzledSwitchblade 11 years ago
This is stupid

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Jamperti-on 9 years ago
fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

Bump Lump 11 years ago
so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5 2 years ago
you look like walter white
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Rowdy Jason Bates 13 years ago
I see no upside.

Panifex 9 years ago
I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.
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Anthony1 11 years ago
It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD 8 years ago
Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer 9 years ago
Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks 13 years ago
Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor 11 years ago
#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer 13 years ago
Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago
this ones a little fucked up.

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
Just do it in the butt

Nashi_The_Creator 5 years ago
Your sex and your gender are two different things dumbasses

sqeaky button 11 years ago
ill have the longest fuck possible

Rakeem123 7 years ago
4 years later still waiting for the upside

FederalSpaghetti 11 years ago
FUCK THAT.

Justintj 10 years ago
"The funbits"

MrTroll 11 years ago
If i only want with 1 person...

tilmoph 12 years ago
NONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONO!! NO KIDS NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH!

FolieAPleaseDeux 10 years ago
or just don't have sex

deathryder99 11 years ago
Oh hellllll no I ain't paying no child support

1221monsterz 8 years ago
Wtf?

TinyEricson 10 years ago
This one is just f*cked up, but also it's quite stupid because there's already people like that.

Alex_Yiik 3 years ago
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Andy2 11 years ago
Um what's the upside?

Latooflo 9 years ago
DID HE JUST SAY THERE ARE 2 GENDERS? THERE ARE MORE THEN 2 GENDERS. Today i"m a Dolphin with a laser cannon on it"s bag.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
they probably meant to say sexes rather than genders. they meant it as having both sets of genetalia.

Iguessiwillpressthebuttonzerotwo 6 years ago
I dont see an upside. There is more to life than sex

Edman 11 years ago
First comment woooooooo!

ChaosHuntsman 10 years ago
There are ways around this. (also condoms are a form of "contraception")

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
Fuck yourself.

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
This one is preventing you from finding a loophole.

Yeetthatmeat 8 years ago
Didn't say anything about adoption

txtdata 11 years ago
This question is pointed at the sex addicts, I suppose.

0ongli 11 years ago
Upside?

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
if you don't have sex then you will basically become attractive anough for most people. for some that would mean becoming less attractive though.

Good God A Bear 12 years ago
Well somebody hates kids, huh

A strange person 10 years ago
For people looking for a loophole; you cannot be rendered infertile, but it didn't say you couldn't be rendered sterile. (Or am I wrong ?)

Gaboseries 11 years ago
WHERE IS THE UPSIDE ANYWAY? WHO WANTS TO BE A HERMAPHRODITE?

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 11 years ago
me.....

CR4ZYC4TL4DY 4 years ago
I'm ace soo 😋

emetophilia 11 years ago
This is really transphobic. Also, hermaphrodite is a slur.

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
why did i press the button?

DodoModoNerdCaptain 6 years ago
No upside, no downside

Kwiewy 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

SonicTH 10 years ago
What if you mother the child?

Jackcatblackcat 8 years ago
Neah
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