Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

22059 (24%) 69059 (76%)

22059 (24%) people have pressed this button, while 69059 (76%) did not.

You become a hermaphrodite, having the funbits of both genders, and you're attractive enough to have sex with nearly anyone you want.

but

Every time you have sex, you must produce a child. If you father the child, you must pay child support. Contraceptives, no matter how effective, always fail, you can never be rendered infertile, and a condition prevents you from getting abortions.

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Maharid 10 months ago

FO!

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

If you fuck yourself, can you get yourself pregnant?

penismaster 6 years ago

your pfp is acurate

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Fiz_taken 2 years ago

so does that mean m-preg is real cuz im gay

Fiz_taken 2 years ago

never mind im dum

GrizzledSwitchblade 11 years ago

This is stupid

dude, maybe? 11 years ago

*puts on condom* i only wanted boobs

Jamperti-on 9 years ago

fuck having sex with people , think of the masturbation !

Bump Lump 11 years ago

so basically, you become a democrat.

Bear5 2 years ago

you look like walter white

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Rowdy Jason Bates 13 years ago

I see no upside.

Panifex 9 years ago

I see no downside. We each have our own opinions for our own reasons.

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Anthony1 11 years ago

It says if you father the child, it never said you couldn't. Loophole

Coolgdude997 10 years ago

Not be gay fuck women only and fuck myself with my dick

NessaD 8 years ago

Wow, homophobic much?

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

Can't I take care of the child I father

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Hermaphrodite does not mean what you think it means.

Trashawn Xonith Hucks 13 years ago

Where the hell is the upside?

Shadow Lor 11 years ago

#funbits

Elizabeth Cramer 13 years ago

Create your own race of people by spreading your genetic code around the world.

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago

this ones a little fucked up.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

UPSIDE_FINDER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

MlgPVPGaming69 11 years ago

Um its called making people drunk so.....

Miguel Molina 13 years ago

pull out fast

skyedaboss 10 years ago

to much money and paperwork

LeLz13211 11 years ago

nope -upside

thatweirdoash 6 years ago

Asexuals and gay people: pathetic

Button1221 11 years ago

Wtf !

SMOSES 11 years ago

UR MOM

I_l1k3_c4ke 8 years ago

Wat he say?

luckydally 11 years ago

mewling larva.. *shudders*

Hamistagan 10 years ago

Press the button then make a new account find this again and not press the button. LoopHole

WeAreLegion 11 years ago

You forgot there needs to be an upside.

Its_CX 9 years ago

Use condom

NessaD 8 years ago

Condoms are not foolproof

JohnPariah 12 years ago

asexual

Bear5 2 years ago

gun

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

Just do it in the butt

Nashi_The_Creator 5 years ago

Your sex and your gender are two different things dumbasses

sqeaky button 11 years ago

ill have the longest fuck possible

MrTroll 11 years ago

If i only want with 1 person...

Rakeem123 7 years ago

4 years later still waiting for the upside

FederalSpaghetti 11 years ago

FUCK THAT.

Justintj 10 years ago

"The funbits"

1221monsterz 8 years ago

Wtf?

tilmoph 12 years ago

NONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONO!! NO KIDS NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH!

FolieAPleaseDeux 10 years ago

or just don't have sex

deathryder99 11 years ago

Oh hellllll no I ain't paying no child support

TinyEricson 10 years ago

This one is just f*cked up, but also it's quite stupid because there's already people like that.

Alex_Yiik 3 years ago

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Andy2 11 years ago

Um what's the upside?

Latooflo 9 years ago

DID HE JUST SAY THERE ARE 2 GENDERS? THERE ARE MORE THEN 2 GENDERS. Today i"m a Dolphin with a laser cannon on it"s bag.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

they probably meant to say sexes rather than genders. they meant it as having both sets of genetalia.

Iguessiwillpressthebuttonzerotwo 6 years ago

I dont see an upside. There is more to life than sex

Edman 11 years ago

First comment woooooooo!

ChaosHuntsman 10 years ago

There are ways around this. (also condoms are a form of "contraception")

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago

Fuck yourself.

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