You become the funniest person alive.
but
You are never allowed to use google or other sites run by google.
I will not

coolerdogpond12 2 years ago
I AM THE FUNNISETR AND MOIST WHOLESOIME PERSONB OF AL:L TIEM!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Noraine Novelli 13 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make money off my jokes >Create my own search engine

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 3 years ago
No youtube /:
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HyennaBoi 11 years ago
i am already the funniest guy alive

Superstar57 10 years ago
nah I've "herd" better... didn't like my joke well, FLOCK YOU
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NoobtubeR 9 years ago
Google is being crap anyways, they are firing people for their political party and race.

FUCKu 9 years ago
A bad thing will hapenddddddd

FUCKu 9 years ago
With gramarrrrrrrr

FUCKu 9 years ago
I preffer youtube

SnowDog987 10 years ago
Make a program callled elgoog. Get it?

P7 10 years ago
Never be ALLOWED. Who says that it"s impossible. Loophole, bitches

AlexKorneluk 10 years ago
Use Bing

h_beta_remix 2 years ago
I rather kys
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olliepeccarinopalmer 10 years ago
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RylinDutson 10 years ago
I will become Google.

Raven94 10 years ago
Plot Twist: Pushing button instantly kills everyone in the world that's funnier than you

BlazoBoom 11 years ago
NO UTUB?!? *screams loudly*

c0mplikati0n 11 years ago
1.become rich off jokes 2.buy google

Chicago_rat_hole 3 years ago
3. change the name so its not google then you can use it
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Dogealpha 11 years ago
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gaster456 11 years ago
Wtf done
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Victor Fernandez 13 years ago
No Google = No Youtube= No button pushing

Ben Goldman 13 years ago
1. be funniest person alive 2. make money 3. pay someone to make the best proxy server 4. PROFIT

Kevin Tubridy 13 years ago
not worth it, not worth it at all

LucasCastillo 5 years ago
Just use duck duck go

Edgar Bahajev 13 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make alot of money off the jokes >Buy Google >Rename it to Schnoogle Profit!

Brendon Marwitz 13 years ago
So youbecome your father from his perspective?

Superstar57 10 years ago
huh... my dad is more advanced than me and i can fix computers!?!

Will Chaseling 13 years ago
I'd have an assistant to do everything.

Daniël Beringen 13 years ago
I'm sure the funniest person alive can hire someone to google for them.

DaLord 12 years ago
What is the point of being funny if you can't put yourself on YouTube?

gaster456 11 years ago
You make money to your jokes and make your own search engine

TheHipsterOne 9 years ago
TUMBLR

Audrey_Carissa 10 years ago
Bing

Boy225 6 years ago
Safari ain’t thaat bad

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser 11 years ago
Sometimes... you have to make sacrifices... R.I.P Youtube 2005-2016

Jaysepticeye 10 years ago
HELL NO I NEED MY YOUTUBE TO LIVE

Yzzuwyzzuf 12 years ago
Ok... I'll just go to Firefox or Safari. I will also use youtube 24/7

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Oh well...SUCKS TO BE GOOGLE!

TerraQuartZ 11 years ago
then ill use, let me google it for you, so i dont google it ;)

SnowDog987 10 years ago
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Mohd Khalid 13 years ago
but how will i do my homework then?

PaperMachine0 10 years ago
No no more YouTube? No thanks.

SnowDog987 10 years ago
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godlymeme 10 years ago
i already am funny

mekl 9 years ago
USE FIREFOX

Jellybean240 11 years ago
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CMHammond 11 years ago
Spam...

enzoenzo 4 years ago
Just make enough money off your hilarious jokes. Than buy google and change the name to gogle

coolio456 11 years ago
use bing

DragonEXE 9 years ago
I use bing to begin with google is for the pathetic people

Crusader2113 9 years ago
Youtube

lemonsquidgy 12 years ago
Never

uncleltr 10 years ago
Actually, if I was the funniest person alive, nobody would take anything I say seriously, thus ruining my social life. Double downside.

George Joseph Lee 13 years ago
thank you duck, duck go

TheRealist 10 years ago
Use any other search engine. .-. Or roast Google to the point of them selling the company and you can get on Google.

Matrix_Toast 6 years ago
I'm not funny and I'm not letting go google

GrizzledSwitchblade 11 years ago
There's Yahoo

Mitchell 10 years ago
99% of sites use google

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago
not worth it.
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