You become the funniest person alive.
but
You are never allowed to use google or other sites run by google.
I will not


coolerdogpond1210 months ago
I AM THE FUNNISETR AND MOIST WHOLESOIME PERSONB OF AL:L TIEM!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Noraine Novelli12 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make money off my jokes >Create my own search engine

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
No youtube /:
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HyennaBoi9 years ago
i am already the funniest guy alive

Superstar579 years ago
nah I've "herd" better... didn't like my joke well, FLOCK YOU
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c0mplikati0n9 years ago
1.become rich off jokes 2.buy google

Chicago_rat_holelast year
3. change the name so its not google then you can use it
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NoobtubeR7 years ago
Google is being crap anyways, they are firing people for their political party and race.

FUCKu8 years ago
A bad thing will hapenddddddd

FUCKu8 years ago
With gramarrrrrrrr

FUCKu8 years ago
I preffer youtube

SnowDog9878 years ago
Make a program callled elgoog. Get it?

P78 years ago
Never be ALLOWED. Who says that it"s impossible. Loophole, bitches

AlexKorneluk8 years ago
Use Bing

h_beta_remix6 months ago
I rather kys
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olliepeccarinopalmer8 years ago
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RylinDutson8 years ago
I will become Google.

Raven949 years ago
Plot Twist: Pushing button instantly kills everyone in the world that's funnier than you

BlazoBoom9 years ago
NO UTUB?!? *screams loudly*

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gaster4569 years ago
Wtf done
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Victor Fernandez12 years ago
No Google = No Youtube= No button pushing

Ben Goldman12 years ago
1. be funniest person alive 2. make money 3. pay someone to make the best proxy server 4. PROFIT

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago
not worth it, not worth it at all

LucasCastillo4 years ago
Just use duck duck go

Edgar Bahajev12 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make alot of money off the jokes >Buy Google >Rename it to Schnoogle Profit!

Brendon Marwitz12 years ago
So youbecome your father from his perspective?

Superstar579 years ago
huh... my dad is more advanced than me and i can fix computers!?!

Will Chaseling12 years ago
I'd have an assistant to do everything.

Daniël Beringen12 years ago
I'm sure the funniest person alive can hire someone to google for them.

69xXI_fucked_ur_mumXx699 years ago
Porn isnt run by google so Im set

1noxaj7 years ago
DON'T TOUCH MY YOUTUBE DANGIT!!!!

Furious destroyer 9 years ago
I am funny enough and a world without Google is like surviving war for me

SnowDog9878 years ago
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Crusader21138 years ago
Need mah youtube

whyamiselfish10110 years ago
I don't care if im not funny, if there is no youtube I have no life

AlexKorneluk8 years ago
NNOOOOO YOUTRUBEEE!!!!!

YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago
1- Be funniest man alive 2- Make money 3- Make your own Websites like Google PROBLEM?

dudebro1019 years ago
Don't say anything about getting your friends to use Google

TheRealist8 years ago
Become a Google CEO and sell the company.

Xxbrxken_heartsxX4 years ago
*When you hate being funny*

TheMightyBear9 years ago
I ask someone else to publish my jokes.

Calebsagel8 years ago
I am already the funniest person alive. No thats a joke

wuzzyark9 years ago
no more pewdiepie

CookieCreamBlizCovers7 years ago
I'll use Internet Explorer instead of Google. (:

SnowDog9878 years ago
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Nonnonyee8 years ago
That means no YouTube!

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago
ha ha that is funny i almost took you seriously

SnowDog9878 years ago
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Little C9 years ago
I am assuming a lot of you people in the comments don't like Youtube (being how it is run by google), saying that you are going to just buy/make your own search engine.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago
Y"all do realize that Google has bought YouTube right?

Dxash4114 years ago
I would if it wasn't for the fact that I live on YouTube

lolman50029 years ago
Walk into a bank. Be so funny that they all die laughing. Walk into vault and take all the money. Use it to create your own search engine.

Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago
Ask someone to use google for you

Rainbownight11 years ago
Bitch I already am funny!

Willzb20005 years ago
No downside what so ever

brad bailey9 years ago
What da friiiiig

SnowDog9878 years ago
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