Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen
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RylinDutson10 years ago
I will become Google.
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Raven9410 years ago
Plot Twist: Pushing button instantly kills everyone in the world that's funnier than you
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BlazoBoom11 years ago
NO UTUB?!? *screams loudly*
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c0mplikati0n11 years ago
1.become rich off jokes 2.buy google
Chicago_rat_hole3 years ago
3. change the name so its not google then you can use it
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
1. be funniest person alive
2. make money
3. pay someone to make the best proxy server
4. PROFIT
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Kevin Tubridy13 years ago
not worth it, not worth it at all
LucasCastillo5 years ago
Just use duck duck go
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Edgar Bahajev13 years ago
>Funniest person alive
>Make alot of money off the jokes
>Buy Google
>Rename it to Schnoogle
Profit!
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Brendon Marwitz13 years ago
So youbecome your father from his perspective?
Superstar5710 years ago
huh... my dad is more advanced than me and i can fix computers!?!
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Will Chaseling13 years ago
I'd have an assistant to do everything.
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Daniël Beringen13 years ago
I'm sure the funniest person alive can hire someone to google for them.
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DaLord12 years ago
What is the point of being funny if you can't put yourself on YouTube?
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gaster45611 years ago
You make money to your jokes and make your own search engine
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TheHipsterOne9 years ago
TUMBLR
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Audrey_Carissa10 years ago
Bing
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Boy2256 years ago
Safari ain’t thaat bad
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Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser11 years ago
Sometimes... you have to make sacrifices... R.I.P Youtube 2005-2016
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Jaysepticeye10 years ago
HELL NO I NEED MY YOUTUBE TO LIVE
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Yzzuwyzzuf12 years ago
Ok... I'll just go to Firefox or Safari. I will also use youtube 24/7
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
Oh well...SUCKS TO BE GOOGLE!
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TerraQuartZ11 years ago
then ill use, let me google it for you, so i dont google it ;)
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SnowDog98710 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]
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Mohd Khalid13 years ago
but how will i do my homework then?
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PaperMachine010 years ago
No no more YouTube? No thanks.
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SnowDog98710 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]
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godlymeme10 years ago
i already am funny
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mekl9 years ago
USE FIREFOX
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Jellybean240 11 years ago
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CMHammond11 years ago
Spam...
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enzoenzo4 years ago
Just make enough money off your hilarious jokes. Than buy google and change the name to gogle
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coolio45611 years ago
use bing
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DragonEXE9 years ago
I use bing to begin with google is for the pathetic people
Crusader21139 years ago
Youtube
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lemonsquidgy12 years ago
Never
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uncleltr10 years ago
Actually, if I was the funniest person alive, nobody would take anything I say seriously, thus ruining my social life. Double downside.
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George Joseph Lee13 years ago
thank you duck, duck go
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TheRealist10 years ago
Use any other search engine. .-.
Or roast Google to the point of them selling the company and you can get on Google.
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