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You become the funniest person alive.
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You are never allowed to use google or other sites run by google.
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coolerdogpond1210 months ago
I AM THE FUNNISETR AND MOIST WHOLESOIME PERSONB OF AL:L TIEM!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Noraine Novelli12 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make money off my jokes >Create my own search engine

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
No youtube /:
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HyennaBoi9 years ago
i am already the funniest guy alive

Superstar579 years ago
nah I've "herd" better... didn't like my joke well, FLOCK YOU
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c0mplikati0n9 years ago
1.become rich off jokes 2.buy google

Chicago_rat_holelast year
3. change the name so its not google then you can use it
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NoobtubeR7 years ago
Google is being crap anyways, they are firing people for their political party and race.

FUCKu8 years ago
A bad thing will hapenddddddd

FUCKu8 years ago
With gramarrrrrrrr

FUCKu8 years ago
I preffer youtube

SnowDog9878 years ago
Make a program callled elgoog. Get it?

P78 years ago
Never be ALLOWED. Who says that it"s impossible. Loophole, bitches

AlexKorneluk8 years ago
Use Bing

h_beta_remix6 months ago
I rather kys
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olliepeccarinopalmer8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

RylinDutson8 years ago
I will become Google.

Raven949 years ago
Plot Twist: Pushing button instantly kills everyone in the world that's funnier than you

BlazoBoom9 years ago
NO UTUB?!? *screams loudly*

Dogealpha9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

gaster4569 years ago
Wtf done
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Victor Fernandez12 years ago
No Google = No Youtube= No button pushing

Ben Goldman12 years ago
1. be funniest person alive 2. make money 3. pay someone to make the best proxy server 4. PROFIT

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago
not worth it, not worth it at all

LucasCastillo4 years ago
Just use duck duck go

Brendon Marwitz12 years ago
So youbecome your father from his perspective?

Superstar579 years ago
huh... my dad is more advanced than me and i can fix computers!?!

Edgar Bahajev12 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make alot of money off the jokes >Buy Google >Rename it to Schnoogle Profit!

Will Chaseling12 years ago
I'd have an assistant to do everything.

Daniël Beringen12 years ago
I'm sure the funniest person alive can hire someone to google for them.

SnowDog9878 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]

Willzb20005 years ago
No downside what so ever

brad bailey9 years ago
What da friiiiig

87man9 years ago
I already am.

Advisor7 years ago
Oh my God do not press it

laserbreak9 years ago
NNNNUUUUUUUUUUU

SnowDog9878 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]

Warren Galloway10 years ago
Other than YouTube, I don't care! Bing, Office, Internet Explorer... Etc. I don't need google.

Dannybionic3 years ago
Just use bing, firefox, edge, duckduckgo, brave, etc, etc

Gammafox9 years ago
I need my YouTube ;-;

Theniceman8 years ago
I hate Google

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Firefox

gennerx9 years ago
bing.....

RSPS20038 years ago
Meh

Christophorus Leonard12 years ago
i'll use bing :v

CheekyKun7 years ago
Ahem... Yahoo.

Pathel Scoren9 years ago
i like youtube way too much -.-

SnowDog9878 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]

Superstar579 years ago
waiting for someone to make a joke,then i get to say "well... ive "Herd" better, what! didn't like my joke well flock you"

SnowDog9878 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]

Jaeger9 years ago
thats basicly every site i go to

WinterSasha8 years ago
jokes on you. I use duckduckgo

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
NO NOT YOUTUBE I NEED YOUTUBE YOUTUBE IS LIFE

CitrusWasTaken3 years ago
NO NOT YOUTUBE (and google translate)

ShadowDoge269 years ago
YOUTUBE IS RUN BY GOOGLE SO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago
Just say 'Noooo', no need for spam.

Has Neyn8 years ago
bing

quickscope2000011 years ago
HEY HEY HEY NO YOUTUBE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just_judy9 years ago
You could have your own show👍👌
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