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Animelover111549 10 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes 10 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t... [Show full comment]

popdo69 4 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish 9 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue 6 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda 13 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno99 9 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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JoshTheFish 8 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli 9 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Greatcat 9 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll 11 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly 13 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller 13 years ago

keep things interesting

shadow.exe07 10 years ago

I no

Migdin1 7 years ago

My job is will be to live and exist, its a 24 hour a day job

Locked 11 years ago

Says "shot" loophole

Knowledge-in-person 9 years ago

any job?! Then mine is being a lazy, video gaming, anime watching, sleeping, eating person!!! #richinamonthwithoutdoinshit

Mr. Judge 11 years ago

That's like a 99% of death. What idiot designed this question?

Bob night 11 years ago

Cool

ChristopherSutton 9 years ago

This sniper must suck at his job

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

Also he always misses;)

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I want a job as a professional noscoper

Lameass 10 years ago

so uh it says everytime u leave u get shot but are you immortal and invincible?

Eskimobill1919 10 years ago

It doesn't say you get to go to work after you get shot, the dilemma has no loophole aside from never leaving to go to work

cptStork 12 years ago

He's just a senile old dude with a Nerf gun. Let him have his fun I say!

LowkeyClonge 4 years ago

That"s littualy my job

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i dont eave. i'm paid to do nothing but lounge around and have butlers to get my stuff for me.

Akse 11 years ago

I will be Putin problem solved

Framesfake767 6 years ago

Just be the owner of the company and live there

WTFCommentz 11 years ago

Cliches.....So the sniper always miss? If I were standing beside a cop will they get shot (sniper)? If he shoots and hit u does he keep shooting you after 10 yrs after your dead like WTF

Twentydunsmolbeans 9 years ago

A r m o r .

minecraft 11 years ago

yes kelli barnes

Sam12345 10 years ago

I don't want a job

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

I get to be God now.

Timelypat 9 years ago

So I die every day?

useless_account 11 years ago

Just work from home. You'd never "leave work".

Wolflox 10 years ago

uh, not worth it.

MarcusLeeTurner 8 years ago

Since it says everyday I'm gonna assume That this sniper isnt very good at his job so as long as you walk alone then you should be fine

eletricpower 11 years ago

Um you would be dead on your first day on the job that's dumb

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Not really beefjerky, he"d try to to kill you obviously.

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TrykP&aring;Knappen 11 years ago

I choose to be the president of the U.S. for ever, then i will be protected by my bodyguards whenever i leave the White House.

Verysmartpersom 8 months ago

oh no, an ex marine is trying to kill god again. anyway...

mrperson420 10 years ago

I'd probbly die. So no.

Eggmaster 8 years ago

he got fired cuz his gun was too weak

dikbutt 9 years ago

Become an astronaut. Its Star Wars now!

butt titts 11 years ago

ill work home and bever leave the house

JabaNuma 9 years ago

My Job is to make YouTube videos at home

linasuperdina 11 years ago

I want to be an astronaut????

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago

my job is to play video games in your house. never leave

mav117 12 years ago

I would be a scientist where I create a syrums that make people super human and one effect is that your bullet proof, and I'm the first to have it. BOOM!

Alexbuggutzz 5 years ago

Pornstar

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