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Animelover111549 10 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes 10 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t... [Show full comment]

popdo69 4 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish 9 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue 6 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda 13 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno99 9 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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JoshTheFish 8 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli 9 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Greatcat 9 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll 11 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly 13 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller 13 years ago

keep things interesting

977 3 years ago

I wanna be a sniper catcher

#SPOOKY! 11 years ago

Ill just get a stipper job and make money buy getting fucked by guys! And Ill hire a Pro+mlg sniper with all my money

LlamaDrama 9 years ago

What is u work on the navy? You won’t leave for a while. (No offense I am just noting)

HoldOnToYourBullpups 11 years ago

That could be a sitcom!

Books_for_life121 9 years ago

Loophole don't leave work

WOT4Life 12 years ago

What if i am the ex-military sniper?

MegaDoge 9 years ago

NOPE!

kucemanakuce 11 years ago

then how is it everyday when you die after job ???

WheezierGryphon 10 years ago

ware bullet proof stuff then done

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Ever heard of armour piercing ammo?

Eric Schulz 13 years ago

Become president

conhqir 6 years ago

jokes on u, the job i want is a video game maker or a youtuber so i dont need to go outside for my job

Hereiamkillme011 11 years ago

My job is youtube so I'm always working even when I leave home I'm at wrk

Darksoulz 10 years ago

What if I work from home?

Cutelycool 7 years ago

YouTube Animator, don't have to leave my work because I"d always be at work as long as I had something animations related on me

zakvejadzack 11 years ago

Good. Then I'll be a sniperman too. Lol

Lollygal233 9 years ago

my job is living. Big salary. Won't get shot at till I die.

herpaderp 11 years ago

what is the chance of getting shot

TheLegendaryLightswitch 8 years ago

My job is being a better military sniper

Spikey 11 years ago

why are so many people here who end some words with rn eatrn jobrn WHATS WITH THE RN!?

dylferno99 9 years ago

i dont mind it doesnt say it has to HIT u so im good

shrektm8 11 years ago

I can be a tester of a military reflector shield that always surrounds my body.

Mythical Mango 10 years ago

Work at home lol

SophieG 10 years ago

And if I never really leave my job. Not necessarily... ;)

JTF 12 years ago

1)work from home 2)have a tunnel dug from your work to your house, therefore, you are technically not leaving work, since the two buildings are connected loophole achieved

Kenan-666 5 years ago

Just work at an 24hour job duh

davidtennant 11 years ago

And then maby afterwords i can teach them how to aim considering the fact that they keep missing me

Awesomeguys1 9 years ago

Be a Youtuber😊

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago

Sure, I've been shot before and Being a dragon rider sound nice to me.

Robo597 6 years ago

The sniper can not shoot me if i never do back com mars.

plunder1029 11 years ago

even a blowjob

catsimakittycAT 9 years ago

well u might die if u dont so yea

andy beirsack 11 years ago

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8BitChaos 10 years ago

Come at me ex sniper guy. I can take you!

Stanley Hsu 13 years ago

wat a bout a blow job?

Ross3546 9 years ago

What if my job is a ex-military sniper

mujtaba77654 11 years ago

What's the point

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