Will You Press The Button?

Animelover111549 10 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes 10 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t... [Show full comment]

popdo69 4 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish 9 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue 6 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda 13 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno99 9 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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JoshTheFish 8 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli 9 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Greatcat 9 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll 11 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly 13 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller 13 years ago

keep things interesting

Timelypat 9 years ago

So I die every day?

useless_account 11 years ago

Just work from home. You'd never "leave work".

Wolflox 10 years ago

uh, not worth it.

MarcusLeeTurner 8 years ago

Since it says everyday I'm gonna assume That this sniper isnt very good at his job so as long as you walk alone then you should be fine

eletricpower 11 years ago

Um you would be dead on your first day on the job that's dumb

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Not really beefjerky, he"d try to to kill you obviously.

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Verysmartpersom 8 months ago

oh no, an ex marine is trying to kill god again. anyway...

mrperson420 10 years ago

I'd probbly die. So no.

Eggmaster 8 years ago

he got fired cuz his gun was too weak

dikbutt 9 years ago

Become an astronaut. Its Star Wars now!

TrykP&aring;Knappen 11 years ago

I choose to be the president of the U.S. for ever, then i will be protected by my bodyguards whenever i leave the White House.

JabaNuma 9 years ago

My Job is to make YouTube videos at home

linasuperdina 11 years ago

I want to be an astronaut????

KINGLINUS1 10 years ago

my job is to play video games in your house. never leave

mav117 12 years ago

I would be a scientist where I create a syrums that make people super human and one effect is that your bullet proof, and I'm the first to have it. BOOM!

Alexbuggutzz 5 years ago

Pornstar

butt titts 11 years ago

ill work home and bever leave the house

One of five 10 years ago

The pope has a bulletproof car

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

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kindertak 7 years ago

My job is to notbñ get shot by dat sniper

lemonnoah 11 years ago

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and-peggy 9 years ago

This means that you can never actually get shot tho, right?

Bargt09 11 years ago

it never said where

JoshTheFish 8 years ago

what if.. you chose to be the ex sniper and basically the person sniping at you is you, the constant struggle to survive from yourself, so in theory it was all a concept of your imagination .

fabulous feonix 11 years ago

Didn't say he used bullets.

TheMultifandomBoy 9 years ago

Every day? That sniper sucks at shooting! Someone get this guy in a stormtrooper costume right now!

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