You can fly like a superhero.
but
You squirt out more and more bird shit the faster you travel.
I will not

troncrash7 10 years ago
i am... SHITMAN

TheBoys27 6 years ago
O my God that"s great
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Agent_Waffle 10 years ago
I don't know.... That"s one "shitty" downside. B)

CRAZY101 9 years ago
Yes

adrienAO 10 years ago
Downside? "It"s a bird!" "It"s a plane!" . . . "It"s a bird.."

Datfroglegs 10 years ago
Justice rains from above!!!

Kitkatkatie2004 11 years ago
I'd just circle my enemies house at hyper speed... In coming

Lesliejones 10 years ago
Wear a diaper and problem solved

Migdin1 9 years ago
But why would you wear a diaper! WITHOUT ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!

Jonathan Meyer 13 years ago
That would be fucking hilarious

POLTERPUP 6 years ago
THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE
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PhoenixHenderson 9 years ago
Imagine seeing this happen to someone

CRAZY101 9 years ago
OMG XD

BlazoBoom 11 years ago
It didn't say where you squirted it, you could just get a supersoaker and blast people like crazy.

AMANNAMEJOEL 11 years ago
Shit on people and shit on your enemies no down side and piss people off

Socks_The_Deathclaw 8 years ago
Sounds like something a tweaker from Portland, Oregon would do. There"s shit everywhere, and it ain't dog shit or bird shit, I'll tell you that.

the117doctor 10 years ago
Anal Rocket League!

Loopholeguy 5 years ago
You can release on everyone’s heads

demonflower 9 years ago
What the downside? That"s fucking awesome

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Now usually I"d say,"your gonna have a bad time," but this is just gonna be a "shity" experience. *Wink*

potatotehcow 9 years ago
Me: * flying * Hi Donald Trump! Donald Trump: Hello? Me: * flies fast in a circle and poops on him laughing *

Xicad 8 years ago
For me its both
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ivailosv 10 years ago
" it"s a bird! it"s a... hold on it is a bird he"s pooping bird dookie"

Coolcon 10 years ago
Go at the speed of sound and just cover a comtinent in bird shit

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
Light...now light is fast
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Richard Baalman 13 years ago
FUCK MY ENEMIES

qwerty_man245 11 years ago
exaclty

Your-local-lesbian 9 years ago
Just be fuckin flying around naked that would be hilarious

John R. Lewis 13 years ago
No down side.. click!!

jackman 11 years ago
the downside is u r shitting bird crap out of a human ass

Legandarygaming944 9 years ago
It would be the funniest super hero ever

belle29 9 years ago
you can always have the option, you don't necessarily have to do it.

Youarenotaflute05 9 years ago
That’s so cool

Kyoko 9 years ago
This question has no down side you don't like a person burry their car in shit by going mach 20 above it.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Burry? FURRY? CURRY?

DisIsMyUsername 9 years ago
"accidentally" shits on Donald Trump.....

Pleshy 9 years ago
-Travels at nearly the speed of light- "OH GOD IT"S EvErYwHeRe"

Jackocreeper123 9 years ago
Bring toilet paper

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Where exactly does it come out?

FidgetSpingas 9 years ago
Batman would be proud knowing that Superman would lose his reputation because of his bird poop problem.

Atb1125 9 years ago
So you are pretty much flying by the force output of you pooping.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Yes

Raminxpirate 9 years ago
No bad side. *_* GREAT! :)

Memes32 9 years ago
That would be so flipping funny

MyliePolley 9 years ago
*wears diapers*

Thatredguy 9 years ago
Wear a diaper

BloodyAnimeKiller 9 years ago
nah

EclipseTDS 9 years ago
The... Bird poop... jetpack???

WBGrock 10 years ago
JET PROPULTION ATTACK!!!

Ahslover101 10 years ago
I would be constantly flying over my enemies lol.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
I would fly over ugly cars and fly supersonic above it to cover it in poop.

DJ Duck 10 years ago
The fastest swimmer in the world swam less than 5 miles an hour but y will the liquid has less adoms than a solid so imagine u trying to fly u would have to use 100 times more energy plus the sh*ting thing is just sad

Banana_man 6 years ago
My enemies would feel the raft of the shitty hero ^-^

TheTacoman 11 years ago
Blame it on the birds.

Ruby_Slippers 12 years ago
Justwear a diaper. And it only happens when you fly.

AdamHairizhNyx 9 years ago
is that a downside, lol!?

Sandvich Man 11 years ago
Just casually flying over the highway butt naked...

Lalamilk56680212 11 years ago
XDDD

Steve Byrnes 13 years ago
the trolling it would cause makes me cry

gabriel21yearsold 10 years ago
50-50 OK WE WON 20102 DID NOT AND 19715 DID!

LosjuegosdeDani 10 years ago
Pues coges un paraguas y ya.

Coolpat2016 11 years ago
Take off your pants

tqg2001 11 years ago
Just call yourself birdman
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