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You can fly like a superhero.
but
You squirt out more and more bird shit the faster you travel.
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troncrash7 10 years ago
i am... SHITMAN

TheBoys27 6 years ago
O my God that"s great
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Agent_Waffle 10 years ago
I don't know.... That"s one "shitty" downside. B)

CRAZY101 9 years ago
Yes

adrienAO 10 years ago
Downside? "It"s a bird!" "It"s a plane!" . . . "It"s a bird.."

Datfroglegs 10 years ago
Justice rains from above!!!

Kitkatkatie2004 11 years ago
I'd just circle my enemies house at hyper speed... In coming

Lesliejones 10 years ago
Wear a diaper and problem solved

Migdin1 9 years ago
But why would you wear a diaper! WITHOUT ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!

Jonathan Meyer 13 years ago
That would be fucking hilarious

POLTERPUP 6 years ago
THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE
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PhoenixHenderson 9 years ago
Imagine seeing this happen to someone

CRAZY101 9 years ago
OMG XD

BlazoBoom 11 years ago
It didn't say where you squirted it, you could just get a supersoaker and blast people like crazy.

AMANNAMEJOEL 11 years ago
Shit on people and shit on your enemies no down side and piss people off

Socks_The_Deathclaw 8 years ago
Sounds like something a tweaker from Portland, Oregon would do. There"s shit everywhere, and it ain't dog shit or bird shit, I'll tell you that.

the117doctor 10 years ago
Anal Rocket League!

Loopholeguy 5 years ago
You can release on everyone’s heads

demonflower 9 years ago
What the downside? That"s fucking awesome

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Now usually I"d say,"your gonna have a bad time," but this is just gonna be a "shity" experience. *Wink*

potatotehcow 9 years ago
Me: * flying * Hi Donald Trump! Donald Trump: Hello? Me: * flies fast in a circle and poops on him laughing *

Xicad 8 years ago
For me its both
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ivailosv 10 years ago
" it"s a bird! it"s a... hold on it is a bird he"s pooping bird dookie"

Coolcon 10 years ago
Go at the speed of sound and just cover a comtinent in bird shit

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
Light...now light is fast
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Richard Baalman 13 years ago
FUCK MY ENEMIES

qwerty_man245 11 years ago
exaclty

Your-local-lesbian 9 years ago
Just be fuckin flying around naked that would be hilarious

John R. Lewis 13 years ago
No down side.. click!!

jackman 11 years ago
the downside is u r shitting bird crap out of a human ass

Legandarygaming944 9 years ago
It would be the funniest super hero ever

belle29 9 years ago
you can always have the option, you don't necessarily have to do it.

Youarenotaflute05 9 years ago
That’s so cool

Kyoko 9 years ago
This question has no down side you don't like a person burry their car in shit by going mach 20 above it.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Burry? FURRY? CURRY?

DisIsMyUsername 9 years ago
"accidentally" shits on Donald Trump.....

Pleshy 9 years ago
-Travels at nearly the speed of light- "OH GOD IT"S EvErYwHeRe"

Jackocreeper123 9 years ago
Bring toilet paper

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Where exactly does it come out?

FidgetSpingas 9 years ago
Batman would be proud knowing that Superman would lose his reputation because of his bird poop problem.

Atb1125 9 years ago
So you are pretty much flying by the force output of you pooping.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Yes

Raminxpirate 9 years ago
No bad side. *_* GREAT! :)

Memes32 9 years ago
That would be so flipping funny

MyliePolley 9 years ago
*wears diapers*

Thatredguy 9 years ago
Wear a diaper

BloodyAnimeKiller 9 years ago
nah

EclipseTDS 9 years ago
The... Bird poop... jetpack???

WBGrock 10 years ago
JET PROPULTION ATTACK!!!

Ahslover101 10 years ago
I would be constantly flying over my enemies lol.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
I would fly over ugly cars and fly supersonic above it to cover it in poop.

ilmu011 10 years ago
It would be nice just do have this ability. I don't have to use it. And when I'm in danger I just leave, and wouldn't give a fuck about any downsides then.

Calvin Dimmendaal 13 years ago
haha i wouldnt give a fuck about the birdshit, at least im dry and be able to fly!

ttddoogg 11 years ago
this is a win-win situation

210727Frake 9 years ago
Poop on my enemies, teachers, principals, bullies, Donald trump..... NO DOWNSIDE.... (Clicks red button and regrets her life choices) “Poor puppy....”

PieOmega 11 years ago
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YusufBaba 11 years ago
World is going to became a pool 😆😆

Kaiyanni 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Kassmass 11 years ago
Haha yes I always wanted to have this power

minibotas 10 years ago
AIR STRIKE COMING UP >:D

Oldiron_79 6 years ago
No downside

LolJellored 11 years ago
mask, diapers, and youre set
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