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You can fly like a superhero.

but

You squirt out more and more bird shit the faster you travel.

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troncrash7 10 years ago

i am... SHITMAN

TheBoys27 6 years ago

O my God that"s great

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Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

I don't know.... That"s one "shitty" downside. B)

CRAZY101 9 years ago

Yes

adrienAO 10 years ago

Downside? "It"s a bird!" "It"s a plane!" . . . "It"s a bird.."

Datfroglegs 10 years ago

Justice rains from above!!!

Kitkatkatie2004 11 years ago

I'd just circle my enemies house at hyper speed... In coming

Lesliejones 10 years ago

Wear a diaper and problem solved

Migdin1 9 years ago

But why would you wear a diaper! WITHOUT ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!

Jonathan Meyer 13 years ago

That would be fucking hilarious

POLTERPUP 6 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE

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PhoenixHenderson 9 years ago

Imagine seeing this happen to someone

CRAZY101 9 years ago

OMG XD

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

It didn't say where you squirted it, you could just get a supersoaker and blast people like crazy.

AMANNAMEJOEL 11 years ago

Shit on people and shit on your enemies no down side and piss people off

Socks_The_Deathclaw 8 years ago

Sounds like something a tweaker from Portland, Oregon would do. There"s shit everywhere, and it ain't dog shit or bird shit, I'll tell you that.

the117doctor 10 years ago

Anal Rocket League!

Loopholeguy 5 years ago

You can release on everyone’s heads

demonflower 9 years ago

What the downside? That"s fucking awesome

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago

Now usually I"d say,"your gonna have a bad time," but this is just gonna be a "shity" experience. *Wink*

potatotehcow 9 years ago

Me: * flying * Hi Donald Trump! Donald Trump: Hello? Me: * flies fast in a circle and poops on him laughing *

Xicad 8 years ago

For me its both

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ivailosv 10 years ago

" it"s a bird! it"s a... hold on it is a bird he"s pooping bird dookie"

Coolcon 10 years ago

Go at the speed of sound and just cover a comtinent in bird shit

Uncookedham87 9 years ago

Light...now light is fast

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Richard Baalman 13 years ago

FUCK MY ENEMIES

qwerty_man245 11 years ago

exaclty

Your-local-lesbian 9 years ago

Just be fuckin flying around naked that would be hilarious

John R. Lewis 13 years ago

No down side.. click!!

jackman 11 years ago

the downside is u r shitting bird crap out of a human ass

Legandarygaming944 9 years ago

It would be the funniest super hero ever

belle29 9 years ago

you can always have the option, you don't necessarily have to do it.

Youarenotaflute05 9 years ago

That’s so cool

Kyoko 9 years ago

This question has no down side you don't like a person burry their car in shit by going mach 20 above it.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Burry? FURRY? CURRY?

DisIsMyUsername 9 years ago

"accidentally" shits on Donald Trump.....

Pleshy 9 years ago

-Travels at nearly the speed of light- "OH GOD IT"S EvErYwHeRe"

Jackocreeper123 9 years ago

Bring toilet paper

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Where exactly does it come out?

FidgetSpingas 9 years ago

Batman would be proud knowing that Superman would lose his reputation because of his bird poop problem.

Atb1125 9 years ago

So you are pretty much flying by the force output of you pooping.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Yes

Raminxpirate 9 years ago

No bad side. *_* GREAT! :)

Memes32 9 years ago

That would be so flipping funny

MyliePolley 9 years ago

*wears diapers*

Thatredguy 9 years ago

Wear a diaper

BloodyAnimeKiller 9 years ago

nah

EclipseTDS 9 years ago

The... Bird poop... jetpack???

WBGrock 10 years ago

JET PROPULTION ATTACK!!!

Ahslover101 10 years ago

I would be constantly flying over my enemies lol.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

I would fly over ugly cars and fly supersonic above it to cover it in poop.

IUHYGFDIUG last year

大便超人

Shinyumbre 11 years ago

Go 500 mph and it would be a wall of bird crap lol.

ThatsPrincess2u 11 years ago

Fuck yea!

zach2121 10 years ago

Lolololololololololololololololol

Epicepicface55 11 years ago

oh...

dimondsinthesky 12 years ago

LOOK OUT BELOW!

DJ Duck 10 years ago

An thus comes a new comic in DC universe

DJ Duck 10 years ago

# duck nation

RavenTheCat 7 years ago

Take that dinkleberg! No im not pressing that

Justin Bedwany 13 years ago

Absolutely

CCthecat 10 years ago

BIRD SHIT!? That's hilariousðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Sandvich Man 11 years ago

I suddenly want to fly over Justin Bieber's house REALLY fast lol

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