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You can fly like a superhero.

but

You squirt out more and more bird shit the faster you travel.

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troncrash78 years ago

i am... SHITMAN

TheBoys275 years ago

O my God that"s great

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Agent_Waffle8 years ago

I don't know.... That"s one "shitty" downside. B)

CRAZY1017 years ago

Yes

adrienAO8 years ago

Downside? "It"s a bird!" "It"s a plane!" . . . "It"s a bird.."

Datfroglegs8 years ago

Justice rains from above!!!

Kitkatkatie20049 years ago

I'd just circle my enemies house at hyper speed... In coming

Lesliejones8 years ago

Wear a diaper and problem solved

Migdin18 years ago

But why would you wear a diaper! WITHOUT ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!

PhoenixHenderson8 years ago

Imagine seeing this happen to someone

CRAZY1017 years ago

OMG XD

Jonathan Meyer12 years ago

That would be fucking hilarious

POLTERPUP5 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE

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Loopholeguy4 years ago

You can release on everyone’s heads

BlazoBoom9 years ago

It didn't say where you squirted it, you could just get a supersoaker and blast people like crazy.

AMANNAMEJOEL9 years ago

Shit on people and shit on your enemies no down side and piss people off

Socks_The_Deathclaw7 years ago

Sounds like something a tweaker from Portland, Oregon would do. There"s shit everywhere, and it ain't dog shit or bird shit, I'll tell you that.

the117doctor8 years ago

Anal Rocket League!

demonflower8 years ago

What the downside? That"s fucking awesome

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago

Now usually I"d say,"your gonna have a bad time," but this is just gonna be a "shity" experience. *Wink*

potatotehcow8 years ago

Me: * flying * Hi Donald Trump! Donald Trump: Hello? Me: * flies fast in a circle and poops on him laughing *

Xicad7 years ago

For me its both

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ivailosv8 years ago

" it"s a bird! it"s a... hold on it is a bird he"s pooping bird dookie"

Coolcon9 years ago

Go at the speed of sound and just cover a comtinent in bird shit

Uncookedham877 years ago

Light...now light is fast

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Your-local-lesbian7 years ago

Just be fuckin flying around naked that would be hilarious

Legandarygaming9447 years ago

It would be the funniest super hero ever

belle297 years ago

you can always have the option, you don't necessarily have to do it.

Youarenotaflute057 years ago

That’s so cool

Kyoko8 years ago

This question has no down side you don't like a person burry their car in shit by going mach 20 above it.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Burry? FURRY? CURRY?

Richard Baalman12 years ago

FUCK MY ENEMIES

qwerty_man2459 years ago

exaclty

DisIsMyUsername8 years ago

"accidentally" shits on Donald Trump.....

Pleshy8 years ago

-Travels at nearly the speed of light- "OH GOD IT"S EvErYwHeRe"

Jackocreeper1238 years ago

Bring toilet paper

dankmemes1018 years ago

Where exactly does it come out?

FidgetSpingas8 years ago

Batman would be proud knowing that Superman would lose his reputation because of his bird poop problem.

Atb11258 years ago

So you are pretty much flying by the force output of you pooping.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Yes

Raminxpirate8 years ago

No bad side. *_* GREAT! :)

Memes328 years ago

That would be so flipping funny

MyliePolley8 years ago

*wears diapers*

Thatredguy8 years ago

Wear a diaper

BloodyAnimeKiller8 years ago

nah

EclipseTDS8 years ago

The... Bird poop... jetpack???

WBGrock8 years ago

JET PROPULTION ATTACK!!!

Ahslover1018 years ago

I would be constantly flying over my enemies lol.

Nerdyboy8 years ago

I would fly over ugly cars and fly supersonic above it to cover it in poop.

John R. Lewis12 years ago

No down side.. click!!

jackman9 years ago

the downside is u r shitting bird crap out of a human ass

tqg20019 years ago

Just call yourself birdman

LosjuegosdeDani8 years ago

Pues coges un paraguas y ya.

Coolpat20169 years ago

Take off your pants

Lolidol god9 years ago

Best thing I ever herd and wheres the down side

Rat_Nuts4 years ago

whats the downside ?

mossyky09 years ago

Hey theres my school *mach 5*

shieldagent10 years ago

HAHAH WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE??

Skyfall22217 years ago

Just wear a diaper

ockeybuto9 years ago

Never specified how much.

PressingIsMyHabbit11 years ago

If I flie high enough so nowone can see me, I'd LOVE this

Princess5409 years ago

So supervillian flight... IM SOLD!!!!

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