Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl233 last year

pls

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago

I kill all dogs

minimegaman090 2 years ago

WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

Drakor 2 years ago

Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

minimegaman090 2 years ago

i hope nothing bad happens

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite 9 years ago

Exactly XD

hollyskyes 11 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person11 4 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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thesnivelife 5 years ago

i have cynophobia

Sean Ford 13 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R 8 years ago

Meh I don't care

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aderpydude 9 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob666 8 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff 7 years ago

Smart

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Haseebullah Syed Hussaini 13 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person11 4 years ago

THIS

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STEPHENBOYETT 9 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM 9 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

fishgiver 11 years ago

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Derpss 10 years ago

Fu again

Tazzy Pup 11 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr 13 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot 10 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan 13 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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EternalLuiz 10 years ago

Dog Magnet man. Get those iron dogs here pal.

Linkus 3 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

DERPKING101 11 years ago

wow best one yet! (not really)

MaKoloaM 11 years ago

yay my own dog packs!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

DefinitlyNotTord 5 years ago

Yes! Dogs are all I need. I dont need no anime girls

Crystal rock blue obsidian pie 11 years ago

...no

Zaqinabox 12 years ago

I switch the word for dogs and people. Now I am only attracted to dogs (previously known as people).

..Alainiak.. 10 years ago

But I like dogs

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Same

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Jako9056 9 years ago

I could måske the doga sexy women with my new powers. LOOPHOLE

Peradox 12 years ago

Still. . . had sex.

xiaoyuyuyu 3 months ago

被狗吸引就很搞笑啊

Unknown22 11 years ago

rules dont apply :) that means this rule

Rawrx3nuzzle 8 years ago

Furry life?

Dooriel 11 years ago

I can already hear the FBI knocking on my door after pressing the button

MexicanHobo 2 years ago

BET

trenton060 11 years ago

wait than if you were unstoppable couldn't you change that?

ThatGuyThatGamesALot 11 years ago

So i get boned by dogs? WTF

Dripper12345 10 years ago

I am atracted to nothing no and you could change that if you wanted to soooooooo

Otakucreepypastafan 10 years ago

Undertale

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Vespertine 10 years ago

Just because you're attracted to something doesn't mean you have to have sex with it.

Artemis Fowl 11 years ago

"You are unstoppable and unquestionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others". So if you did press the button, no one would care anyway, but also like Marshall Cresant Luna said, "If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those do... [Show full comment]