Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

minimegaman0907 months ago

WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

minimegaman0907 months ago

i hope nothing bad happens

Drakor7 months ago

Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

ShippingTrash8 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite8 years ago

Exactly XD

hollyskyes9 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person113 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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thesnivelife4 years ago

i have cynophobia

Sean Ford12 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R7 years ago

Meh I don't care

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aderpydude8 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob6667 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff6 years ago

Smart

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STEPHENBOYETT7 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM8 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

Haseebullah Syed Hussaini12 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person113 years ago

THIS

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fishgiver9 years ago

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Derpss9 years ago

Fu again

Tazzy Pup9 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr12 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot9 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan12 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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Honestly just make a name up9 years ago

If you're not bound by physics just make yourself a dog

talkingben3 years ago

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NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

You actually copied it. It was mostly satire, but you copied it anyways. To be fair, it wasn’t my comment, but how do you people believe these things?

Pure_Bacca9 years ago

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PushMeOffIfYouCan9 years ago

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HappyPup110 years ago

I would switch the word from "dogs" to "Dragons"

bgklol5 years ago

any thing can be a dog with this power

denfire3219 years ago

The only thing that is questionable is his/her grammar

hvalenmedethorn11 years ago

just like gay ppl say (this is 2014 no one really cares anymore)

LaDonnaSkye469 years ago

Most guys are dogs soooo

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Like furries or actual dogs? Plot twist: I push the button either way

Murilo Komoda12 years ago

Or you could ignore this button's "law" that makes you only atractive to dogs....

Killthebronies9 years ago

I'm already attracted to dogs .pedo laugh.

Focha-chan7 years ago

No downside

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

Downside? I'm a zoophile, so I already am.

Greer2 years ago

joeks on you im celibate!!

Oktober9 years ago

I'm already into some kinky ass shit so dogs wouldnt be so bad

Anthony_Garrett7 years ago

I would just never be in a relationship.

Pyrrhism9 years ago

Both are downsides, nobody would ever question me? Nothing is given a second thought? Thats fucked

Bloodwolf149 years ago

Downside?

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

The laws of physics... does that count this button?

amazing spider monkey9 years ago

it says im only attracted to dogs, doesnt mean i cant pop a viagra and still fuck women

DragoonBlaize 9 years ago

Stranger: what are you doing with my dog ? Me: I'M UNSTOPPABLEUL !!!

thunder1239 years ago

So what if I don't care

doorbell6 years ago

i am NOT attracted to anything

tehhypergamer9 years ago

There is no downside because I love beastiality ♥

tehhypergamer9 years ago

I mean you mispelled unquestionable. But you know I get to rape dogs all I want >:D

DechTechProductions8 years ago

I don't wanna have my first sex with a mutt

frosty8409 years ago

"But you are only attracted to Sexy woman's" am I right guys?

Supersamurai9998 years ago

What is the down side

trenton0609 years ago

sounded good until the dog thing

ness,ness,ness,ness,ness,ness9 years ago

But the law does not matter to me making the downside invalid

NothingKing3 years ago

This is the funniest dilemma ever. Why dogs of all things?

pandacat10 years ago

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PushMeOffIfYouCan9 years ago

Hi. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment secti...[Show full comment]

Crazykiller85 years ago

Ik there is a loophole and stuff and I would def use it but dogs be dope so either way u win

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