Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

minimegaman0907 months ago

WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

minimegaman0907 months ago

i hope nothing bad happens

Drakor7 months ago

Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

ShippingTrash8 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite8 years ago

Exactly XD

hollyskyes9 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person113 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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thesnivelife4 years ago

i have cynophobia

Sean Ford12 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R7 years ago

Meh I don't care

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aderpydude8 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob6667 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff6 years ago

Smart

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STEPHENBOYETT7 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM8 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

Haseebullah Syed Hussaini12 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person113 years ago

THIS

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fishgiver9 years ago

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Derpss9 years ago

Fu again

Tazzy Pup9 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr12 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot9 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan12 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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Mackdady35679 years ago

Make yourself not be attracted to dogs ... Duh

AndrewPitt9 years ago

Like you want to have sex with dogs or you just think their cute?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Best fucking downside ever xD

Butterbuff 11 years ago

Stop myself from being attracted to dogs and continue to make people in pictures move

JetfirenJetstorm9 years ago

So this is nigh-omnipotence?so i can make myself attracted to female humans again? lol

Emma Reinke12 years ago

Beastiality Central

redenderman20019 years ago

you could just turn the dogs into a female/male of any species of your preference

KitsuneFireSpirit9 years ago

Then they wouldn't be dogs and therefore you wouldn't be attracted.

Slippy6569 years ago

no physics so no gravity? no molecular structure? No thanks

talkingben3 years ago

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Rkilloh9 years ago

I don't give I rule all

Hisu10 years ago

Loopholes, loopholes.

Wolvine1019 years ago

If the laws of physics didn't apply to me, I would die instantly, so no thank you.

shawnr278 years ago

so you become a god but nothing changes for me

AlecRuneWolf11 years ago

This is the perfect thing for furries....ever said anything about Anthropomorphic dogs so HA

AsuraShun5 years ago

Just turn them into dog girls

LoganHale8 years ago

It says "nothing applies to you" so I don't have to be attracted to dogs.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago

It doesn't say how long, it is still a risk worth taking. There are still many flaws in this.

TECHNOSCREECH9 years ago

But I defy the laws of physics...I never iked dogs anyway

pressingforeverornever7 years ago

Can't I make myself have the powers to make them not attracted and make me attracted to all the people of the world since NOBODY (not even the guy who made this button) CAN STOP ME.

Yeetaleet3 years ago

Being able to get away with everything...in return of being a zoophile. Fuck.

crazydude999 years ago

Well I'm basically omnipotent so I'll makev it so I'm attracted to people or I'll turn the dogs into humans

SeabassJames9 years ago

The law that says I am only attracted to dogs does not apply to me. Either that, or I change the definition of dog to whatever I want. "What's up, dog?"