Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

minimegaman0907 months ago

WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

minimegaman0907 months ago

i hope nothing bad happens

Drakor7 months ago

Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

ShippingTrash8 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite8 years ago

Exactly XD

hollyskyes9 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person113 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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thesnivelife4 years ago

i have cynophobia

Sean Ford12 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R7 years ago

Meh I don't care

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aderpydude8 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob6667 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff6 years ago

Smart

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STEPHENBOYETT7 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM8 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

Haseebullah Syed Hussaini12 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person113 years ago

THIS

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fishgiver9 years ago

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Derpss9 years ago

Fu again

Tazzy Pup9 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr12 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot9 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan12 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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Vespertine9 years ago

Just because you're attracted to something doesn't mean you have to have sex with it.

Artemis Fowl9 years ago

"You are unstoppable and unquestionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others". So if you did press the button, no one would care anyway, but also like Marshall Cresant Luna said, "If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those do...[Show full comment]

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

Only the upside changes. ._. Nah, JK. XD

Loophole man9 years ago

I am already attracted to dogs by gravity

SausageSammy694 years ago

If I can do anything then I'll just change so that I don't have to be attracted to dogs

Merilille9 years ago

While being omnipotent sounds great, I hate dogs. I refuse to do anything relating to dogs. This question needs to be EXTERMINATED.

AssHar8 years ago

*inhales* boi

Edegio9 years ago

#TIMETODEADPOEPLE

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

Switch the words 'human' and 'dog'

DKoszyk11289 years ago

Guys did you know theres A F***ING DOWNSIDE

Starslayer8 years ago

It never said romantically

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

True.....

jimmyeatass9 months ago

what the fuck

ICOULDN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAMESOIWROTETHISINSTEAD9 years ago

Still, I insist about adding a "Weird" button... just sayin...

seriously_smart3 years ago

Jokes on you. This rule doesnt apply to me now

MrPijus12310 years ago

ISIS pressed a billion times

lyrika6 years ago

if the laws of physics don't affect you you probably die

silversniper999 years ago

this sounds like going into a godlike state and ilike being human for some reason

MatthewCooper8 years ago

I dont have to be attracted to someone to have sex with them

Jack North12 years ago

Wolfboy!

Mstrgmr65 months ago

L O O P H O L E

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

TIME TO DEFY THAT DOWNSIDE"S OPRESSION!

littlestars9 years ago

i could make myself attracted to everything

wrstscp9 years ago

well this is a law and i can break the law sooooo ya also it doesnt say i cant break that rule XD

DarekfanAT9 years ago

girl in a dog costume or sexy furry

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Best fucking downside ever xD

Butterbuff 11 years ago

Stop myself from being attracted to dogs and continue to make people in pictures move

Mackdady35679 years ago

Make yourself not be attracted to dogs ... Duh

AndrewPitt9 years ago

Like you want to have sex with dogs or you just think their cute?

redenderman20019 years ago

you could just turn the dogs into a female/male of any species of your preference

KitsuneFireSpirit9 years ago

Then they wouldn't be dogs and therefore you wouldn't be attracted.

JetfirenJetstorm9 years ago

So this is nigh-omnipotence?so i can make myself attracted to female humans again? lol

Emma Reinke12 years ago

Beastiality Central

Slippy6569 years ago

no physics so no gravity? no molecular structure? No thanks

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