You can speak every language on Earth
but
You're afflicted with a mild, but permanent stutter.
I will not

eat-my-fucking-oatmeal 7 years ago
no downside, stuttering affects roasts but thats fine

IAmUltraviolet 9 years ago
i already have a mild and permanent stutter XD

document404 last year
yesssssXD

Shadowfires 9 years ago
Does that include the languages animal speak?

Mikuelious 9 years ago
Well, it literally says "every language on Earth" so why not?

Teitur Dahl 13 years ago
So if I already have a semi-bad case os stuttering.. my condition would actually be improved? WIN

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
It"s a glitch
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Twist3d_Th0ughts 9 years ago
I already have a small stutter. Would this make it better or worse? -.-

Yakov-Farrell 9 years ago
would do nothing

Anna-Chan 9 years ago
A mild stutter wouldn't bother me

Ian McKendrick 13 years ago
well i hope this includes dead languages because im gonna stutter aztec insults at anyone whos being a dick.

dragon_fruit 10 years ago
I'm going to stutter yiddish c:

Kaity Avedovech 13 years ago
I already stutter a little so, no downside

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Stuttering can be cured

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
im already stuttering

PreciseryBee 4 years ago
Me with a stutter. I see nothing wrong.

flzzzzy 6 years ago
*mild* stutter, and also language could mean anything from spanish to python, seems like a win to me.

GroundedPepper259 10 years ago
I allready know 3 languages why would I need to learn another one

LitteralyGod 9 years ago
No you dont...

AA_Dude 9 years ago
I can speak the language of non stutter

LolzorOver9000 11 years ago
=D Me and my cat can communicate. Cri cri so bootyful

LitteralyGod 9 years ago
Aninals dont have a language. They arnt capable of such complex brain activity.

Geno 11 years ago
I would get a better job.

BasicBro 2 years ago
Already have that

Donut gir 9 years ago
IM GOING TO TOYKO, CYA PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED AND HATED ME IM BETTER THEN ALL OF YOU! HA!

Tongueless 5 years ago
Seems like everybody in the comment section has a stutter already, well i suppose i shall join because i also have a stutter, so i mean, like all u guys said, there is no downside

Coffeeyote 10 years ago
Fuck ya

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
I SP-SPEAK EVERY LAUNGUAGE EVER!

TheRationalist 8 years ago
I speak already with what was essentially a self-induced stutter, soooooo

patrikcath 11 years ago
YES :D

popro5 9 years ago
I already have a mild stutter, no downside

Redtail 4 years ago
A small price to pay

Lord_Charles716 9 years ago
So my languages would be better, yay.

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CriimsoN HD 10 years ago
Minor means it isn't that big, and everyone stutters once in a while so win win situation.

School_Laptop 6 years ago
then speak in another launge so they dont understand

Krombopulos_Michael 9 years ago
These are both downsides

annoying christian 11 years ago
ww--www-w-w--w worth

StarthDragon178234 9 years ago
No way! I"d like to be good in my speech therapy!

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YIN_tx last year
什么口吃,那是我在思考!

khiaja 12 years ago
no downside who cares about a little stutter

Babbidy 5 years ago
nothing changes at all

pdharr 10 years ago
i already stutter horribly so my speech will improve

Thehairlessguy 7 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I already have a smi-mild stutter.Jokes on you bith-bitch,shit...

Stevenvo06 11 years ago
What the heck? I though it was a suffocate.

Yakov-Farrell 9 years ago
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chenideng 3 years ago
i've already get one,i don't care

melnbuckgames 11 years ago
Already stuttering

Angie sapphie 10 years ago
I kinda already stutter a little all the time IRL so..

Louie J. Batten 13 years ago
Only a mild stutter? well the choice is obvious, no, because i don't like talking to people

yesmann 6 years ago
i stutter anyways so whats the point?

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago
I already have a slight stutter, so I get to learn literally every language for free? Fuck yeah, dude.

merkali 11 years ago
already stutter

I_want_to_die 9 years ago
Well.. My stutter is already pretty bad soooooo... Why not?

Elfdragon345 11 years ago
Hmm.... So I improve twice. OK!
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