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Maharid10 months ago

My dream job is jobless, that i am currently and forever, so it will be a free dish, press.

Maharid10 months ago

BTW, by getting money from being jobless i teorically "un-work" 24 hours each day so i'll get 174$ each day, near 5.220$ each month and a decent 63.510$ each year.

235x011 months ago

I'm a inter dimensional researcher who has the superpower Meta teleportation and can enter fictional universes, and I just enter universes where gold is almost worthless (common as Iron) and I resell in this universe for lots of money. And my job is to tak...[Show full comment]

Creeperface1309 years ago

Take job, sue company for giving less than minimum wage.

gamandy2 years ago

that is minimum wage....

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LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Work every hour of the day. Your job? Being alive.

Nominomiconlast year

I actually did not think of that! That's good!

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POKEMANER319 years ago

I GET PAID FOR WATCHING YOUTUBE AND SLEEPING HELL YEAH!!! BITCH!

AceOfQuantum4 years ago

You replaying and agreeing to you"re own comment is the only thing more depressing than you"re tiny dick.

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AButtonInHiding7 years ago

My dream job is to undeservingly have people giving me billions of dollars. Plus the 7.50 on top.

James Drury12 years ago

7.25 an hour for sleeping? FUCK YES

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

omg we have the same dream job

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BuddyDDog8 years ago

I get to be a YouTuber. I just need to start a go fund me page or Kickstarter.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Or better still use a Kickstarter campaign as get rich quick scheme.

Gooddecisions_yeahno4 years ago

I will get paid for not doing shit..? HELL YEAH

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago

My job is being a billionaire

Mek1018 years ago

2641 € for mouth, and my favorite job, YES!

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Considering this is in dollars the transfer rate in pounds would be about 4 or 5 pounds something & national minimum wage here is £7.50 for over 25 year olds so screw this.

MaxvonLohausen9 years ago

President of my country

kawaii_potato9 years ago

It really depends on the job though.

dylanwilliams999 years ago

He said your favourite dumbass

POKEMANER319 years ago

my dream job is to gztclaiddhcfg find out what word was hidden.

Toffee7 years ago

Laid is the hidden word

Yellowy89909 years ago

My dream job is now doing nothing

HolyNipples9 years ago

This is my states mim. pay... So yeah does not really matter to me lol

Purle Mortimer Wagoner12 years ago

Get a second job ..

Nathan Saxon12 years ago

Gaming~! c:

Jasonian9 years ago

How about commission?

Brawlhalla_FaitMain5 years ago

["Witty" comment about now being paid to do nothing] Yes... Bring in the likes...

Justinfab9 years ago

Sleeping and the job as a Wizard 10/10

Cinnabunny8 years ago

I get paid for being IN SPACE? WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

elimod10 years ago

Sitting at home playing video games and nothing more! sign me up! ill but in some serious overtime and make up for the money i loss.

ShadowDemon5699 years ago

plus all my sponsors for kickboxing

Oregano8 years ago

7.25 for literaly doing nothing.

Evillisa10 years ago

Worth it.

LIKImk9 months ago

Wait, it doesn't limit countries, does .....?

OverSpn9 years ago

Get paid for playing video games and doing shitty commentary? Hell yea.

nerdybucket8 years ago

my dream job doesn't exist

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

my dream job is infinite doe for killin teh hoe PARADOX OMG HAX

yyds-last year

Trucker non-stop including sleep shifts with partner in USA

brendickle9 years ago

7.25 for living 24/7 stupid question

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

So Dream job for minimum wage

IXan4 years ago

i see no downsides

FireDaJoe9 years ago

Well then it is not my dream job.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Wait I get $7.25 every hour for doing whatever the heck I wanted to? 24 hours a day? Wow, I could get money for fangirling! That sounds fun!

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez10 years ago

Be casted in Supernatural as Dean's wife (NO DEATH AND GO HUNTING WITH HIM) and Sam's sister like figure

lh00009 years ago

my dream job is living! i get 7.25 an hour for living

Nyggz8 years ago

Get paid for being stoned? FUCK YEAH

danandphil10 years ago

My dream job is sleeping. I will willingly sleep for over 12 hours

Koridon22 days ago

I would be a actor and if I work 24/7 like Maharis said, I would get a lot more money

chennai949 years ago

My dream job is living, I already have it

ConstantlyAnnoyed6 years ago

In my country that"s a lot so why the fuck not

SansyTheSassySkeleton9 years ago

Yes YouTube and Sleeping. And don't forget eating. ALL OF THAT STUFF I DO DAILY

A_Multishipper_Life10 years ago

Just get a lot of people to hire you!

dc20082429 years ago

My dream job is having fun so I guess I could always work a second job on the side if I needed to...

lesslife7 years ago

My dream job is unemployment $7.25*24*7*4*12=$58,464 I'll be rich

Just9919 years ago

Hey!If its fun to work?

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