Will You Press The Button?

Maharid10 months ago

My dream job is jobless, that i am currently and forever, so it will be a free dish, press.

Maharid10 months ago

BTW, by getting money from being jobless i teorically "un-work" 24 hours each day so i'll get 174$ each day, near 5.220$ each month and a decent 63.510$ each year.

235x011 months ago

I'm a inter dimensional researcher who has the superpower Meta teleportation and can enter fictional universes, and I just enter universes where gold is almost worthless (common as Iron) and I resell in this universe for lots of money. And my job is to tak...[Show full comment]

Creeperface1309 years ago

Take job, sue company for giving less than minimum wage.

gamandy2 years ago

that is minimum wage....

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LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Work every hour of the day. Your job? Being alive.

Nominomiconlast year

I actually did not think of that! That's good!

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POKEMANER319 years ago

I GET PAID FOR WATCHING YOUTUBE AND SLEEPING HELL YEAH!!! BITCH!

AceOfQuantum4 years ago

You replaying and agreeing to you"re own comment is the only thing more depressing than you"re tiny dick.

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AButtonInHiding7 years ago

My dream job is to undeservingly have people giving me billions of dollars. Plus the 7.50 on top.

James Drury12 years ago

7.25 an hour for sleeping? FUCK YES

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

omg we have the same dream job

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BuddyDDog8 years ago

I get to be a YouTuber. I just need to start a go fund me page or Kickstarter.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Or better still use a Kickstarter campaign as get rich quick scheme.

Gooddecisions_yeahno4 years ago

I will get paid for not doing shit..? HELL YEAH

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago

My job is being a billionaire

Mek1018 years ago

2641 € for mouth, and my favorite job, YES!

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Considering this is in dollars the transfer rate in pounds would be about 4 or 5 pounds something & national minimum wage here is £7.50 for over 25 year olds so screw this.

MaxvonLohausen9 years ago

President of my country

kawaii_potato9 years ago

It really depends on the job though.

dylanwilliams999 years ago

He said your favourite dumbass

POKEMANER319 years ago

my dream job is to gztclaiddhcfg find out what word was hidden.

Toffee7 years ago

Laid is the hidden word

Yellowy89909 years ago

My dream job is now doing nothing

HolyNipples9 years ago

This is my states mim. pay... So yeah does not really matter to me lol

Purle Mortimer Wagoner12 years ago

Get a second job ..

Nathan Saxon12 years ago

Gaming~! c:

Kazue8 years ago

I would say tome to invest in realstate and online tech investment i mean i am quite happy so far with my investment.

Brynne Speakman12 years ago

Get paid for living hell yes

Marshapikelast year

Yes I want to get into voice acting

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

although it might rise to 15 if the liberals have their way.......

GardevoirGirl6668 years ago

hmmm um more youtube and eating ? heck ya

Norlandy9 years ago

it wouldn't be my dream job if it didn't pay well.

Jojothehobo8 years ago

My dream job is being a comedians or a singer they don't have wages #loophole 😀

nolovoto10 years ago

Wouldn't it not be your fuckin dream job in that case #paradox

HappyHulk6179 years ago

What if my dream job is the most well-paid job there is. IT WOULD BE POINTLESS!

Ryan Murphy12 years ago

It is a deal breaker if you want to be able to live properly, live a little or even have a family and be able to provide for them. No matter how much you love a job if it can't sustain all you want to do it isn't worth it. Working isn't the only enjoyable...[Show full comment]

FreddyRules2288 years ago

my job would be being alive and i would get paid for doing nothing

Mitsu10 years ago

That is actually a good deal

mnop4 months ago

My dream job is getting paid for breathing, it's a 24/7 job with no holidays.

cool chick ðŸ‘° 9 years ago

No downside

Dandelion here9 years ago

I get paid for living!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Herman the German11 years ago

Get paid 9.25ph to be a rockstar. Fucking worth it.

Mammotlast year

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RESOL12 months ago

wtf

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UDT9 years ago

it's okay my dream job is marine

Storm23088 years ago

7.25 for staying alive cool

cheesegal9 years ago

$7.25 for living, and then normal amount of money for whatever job I get when I'm older :D

Greggory8 years ago

Annoying ppl

emilyroseevans9 years ago

Noooooooooooooo! I need more then that. Can I get premonitions I this job?ðŸ˜³

minhduc4569 years ago

Yub.... Having sex with mah crush.... hell yeah!

Jan Jakubiak12 years ago

,,It's not work, if you have a job you love.''

KyleFernando3 years ago

My Dre job is just doing the fuck I want

Dwight8 years ago

Man that"s MUCH higher than the minimum wage in here south korea.

atwoodjer10 years ago

my dream job is computer programming. I get to program videogames to sell and get paid to do it!

stallison129 years ago

my dream job is to sleep and watch youtube. Oh you need me to work overtime? It will be my pleasure

Surprised_Loli5 years ago

7.25 Dollars for existing........ sure.......

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