Will You Press The Button?

OmniOmega 10 years ago

"do anything you want whenever you want however you want" up to and including sharing said near omnipotent power with others whom I deem worthy, and who have earned the favor of the OmniOmega, End of All, Thy God. downside negated, self-deification achieved.

anonymous1 9 years ago

Make....... them............ not............... jealous?..........since...."............I .......can......... do .............anything?

ClareWhite 11 years ago

If she gets jealous, so she isn't my real best friend.

MgraalPenny 10 years ago

if i can do anything i want i can just make my best friend be non jealous and make his life easy #loophole

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago

good thing i dont have any friends :P

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Don't have friends so win-win.

Songbird6768 9 years ago

My best friend is a cartoom character so

_EDGELORD_ 9 years ago

no best friends???

Etharian 11 years ago

If they get jealous because I have it easy then they weren't my friend to begin with were they? That's mostly because I would be making my friends lives exponentially easier just by proxy of wanting to make my friends have comfortable satisfying lives.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

well lucky i hate everyone then

Takananana 9 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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AvitPandey 8 years ago

I can teach them

Trailman05 9 years ago

My best friend is annoying though, and he always say that he"s better than ne, so Im down

Trailman05 9 years ago

Sorry for the grammer guys, my phone is messed up

Benzilla 9 years ago

My freind is already jealous of me

FurryDouchebag 9 years ago

Yay! Now my friend can be jealous that animals can f*ck my *ss now.

Benny Wu 13 years ago

It says you can do anything. So either make the not jealous or give them the same ability.

punzetheclown 10 years ago

You fucking genius...

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2tOxIc4u 9 years ago

Make it seem like my enemy is my best friend then press the buttun then everythings normal. Loophole

KaramGamer9999 9 years ago

i can make him not jealous or make him have some powers

Dripper12345 10 years ago

I want to give him stuff

Fireball 10 years ago

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DesertEagle 9 years ago

That was a great story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago

I hate everyone so I'm fine

Dogizmaster 10 years ago

I don't have any friends.

luis cedano 11 years ago

sucks to be them

Nelson Green 13 years ago

Who needs best friends anyway

MagniSolis 10 years ago

This, who needs friends when you're your own?

Lexis Murray 13 years ago

lol i dont have any friends soo

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

I want my friend not to be jealous

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

If I could do anything I would give my friends this ability as well and then fly away

Lucyisboss 10 years ago

If they're really your best friend they won't care and if your really their best friend you would help them.

TheManlyMan 9 years ago

My best friend can suck my ass

Herobrina 11 years ago

I give a fuc* on friends:) Only Herobrine is my Friend for ever and he has got powers too^^

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

So what I don't have any friends

TommyWeatherly 9 years ago

Hitler is now my best friend

GamemasterDrag 11 years ago

I'm jealous of him, would love him to know how i feel..

squinky 3 years ago

i will share my billions of dollars (because i asked jeffery bezos and he said yes) with my best friend

Damaramegido 12 years ago

Fuck her.. shes a bitch anyways! <3

WyvernBoi 8 years ago

What friends

LordDarkfinst 9 years ago

I'll just ask for his wishes and make them come true. Everything is fine again!

Cobra399 11 years ago

lol, nicely said, gives him everything

Poofnugget 5 years ago

A God is not bound by petty human grievances.

AlphaSeagull 10 years ago

My best friend is already jealous

Yoshi Otis Williams 13 years ago

... but my best friend knows anything i own is his too

Randomguy6712 9 years ago

Jealousy is a normal thing in life. Other people would be jealous as well, I bet.

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

What if I want them not to hate me

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Don't hate on me.

Xavier Clouatre 13 years ago

and you want your friend become not jealous

AnotherSocialReject 9 years ago

I have no friends.

Just Here For The Comments 11 years ago

Who cares if he's jealous I would just make him not jealous because i can do anything I want

Krusek 10 years ago

I want to live in a mansion, playing video games, watching anime & movies, and solving rubik"s cubes, without any financial troubles for the rest of my life.

Donderpants 11 years ago

Get him Wii U games. He'll be fine.

Thebuttongod1111 9 years ago

Ha. What friends

Aeroon 11 years ago

if i can do anything, i can share that power with them, can i not? (LOOOOOOOOP HOLE!)

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