Will You Press The Button?

OmniOmega 10 years ago

"do anything you want whenever you want however you want" up to and including sharing said near omnipotent power with others whom I deem worthy, and who have earned the favor of the OmniOmega, End of All, Thy God. downside negated, self-deification achieved.

anonymous1 9 years ago

Make....... them............ not............... jealous?..........since...."............I .......can......... do .............anything?

ClareWhite 11 years ago

If she gets jealous, so she isn't my real best friend.

MgraalPenny 10 years ago

if i can do anything i want i can just make my best friend be non jealous and make his life easy #loophole

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago

good thing i dont have any friends :P

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Don't have friends so win-win.

Songbird6768 9 years ago

My best friend is a cartoom character so

_EDGELORD_ 9 years ago

no best friends???

Etharian 11 years ago

If they get jealous because I have it easy then they weren't my friend to begin with were they? That's mostly because I would be making my friends lives exponentially easier just by proxy of wanting to make my friends have comfortable satisfying lives.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

well lucky i hate everyone then

Takananana 9 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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AvitPandey 8 years ago

I can teach them

Trailman05 9 years ago

My best friend is annoying though, and he always say that he"s better than ne, so Im down

Trailman05 9 years ago

Sorry for the grammer guys, my phone is messed up

Benzilla 9 years ago

My freind is already jealous of me

FurryDouchebag 9 years ago

Yay! Now my friend can be jealous that animals can f*ck my *ss now.

Benny Wu 13 years ago

It says you can do anything. So either make the not jealous or give them the same ability.

punzetheclown 10 years ago

You fucking genius...

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2tOxIc4u 9 years ago

Make it seem like my enemy is my best friend then press the buttun then everythings normal. Loophole

KaramGamer9999 9 years ago

i can make him not jealous or make him have some powers

Dripper12345 10 years ago

I want to give him stuff

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DesertEagle 9 years ago

That was a great story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago

I hate everyone so I'm fine

Dogizmaster 10 years ago

I don't have any friends.

luis cedano 11 years ago

sucks to be them

Nelson Green 13 years ago

Who needs best friends anyway

MagniSolis 10 years ago

This, who needs friends when you're your own?

Lexis Murray 13 years ago

lol i dont have any friends soo

WideLoad 4 years ago

I want my friend to be happy

Warren Galloway 12 years ago

loophole: you get anything you want, so therefore for me they wouldn't be jealous.

Colbstein22 9 years ago

Too bad so stinking sad.

MobMaster120 11 years ago

Make them not jealous of u

GiveEmSomeMilk 9 years ago

uhh so what?

duggie94 11 years ago

SUCKIT BITCH!(raises middle finger to friend)

Hereuall2 9 years ago

I am rick c137

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Omicron 10 years ago

45,360 people now have this ability. That might not be a good thing.

Minihercules317 11 years ago

just wish your friend had the same stuff to

Mr_Memification 5 years ago

Me who has no friends: :)

Zonnebloempje 10 years ago

Well duh everyone would be jealous even me

Hasaky 10 years ago

(•_•)

horrormovies1997 11 years ago

well my bestfriend is not alive so

Soda-cat 8 years ago

I’m a web I don’t have friends idiot

xboxfan997 11 years ago

I like things be challenging , so I did not press it.

AlanTheAlmighty 11 years ago

So I make his/her life easy too.

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