Will You Press The Button?

OmniOmega8 years ago

"do anything you want whenever you want however you want" up to and including sharing said near omnipotent power with others whom I deem worthy, and who have earned the favor of the OmniOmega, End of All, Thy God. downside negated, self-deification achieved.

anonymous18 years ago

Make....... them............ not............... jealous?..........since...."............I .......can......... do .............anything?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

good thing i dont have any friends :P

ClareWhite9 years ago

If she gets jealous, so she isn't my real best friend.

MgraalPenny8 years ago

if i can do anything i want i can just make my best friend be non jealous and make his life easy #loophole

SinonMercer8 years ago

Don't have friends so win-win.

Songbird67688 years ago

My best friend is a cartoom character so

_EDGELORD_8 years ago

no best friends???

Etharian9 years ago

If they get jealous because I have it easy then they weren't my friend to begin with were they? That's mostly because I would be making my friends lives exponentially easier just by proxy of wanting to make my friends have comfortable satisfying lives.

AvitPandey7 years ago

I can teach them

Trailman057 years ago

My best friend is annoying though, and he always say that he"s better than ne, so Im down

Trailman057 years ago

Sorry for the grammer guys, my phone is messed up

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

well lucky i hate everyone then

Takananana7 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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Benzilla7 years ago

My freind is already jealous of me

FurryDouchebag7 years ago

Yay! Now my friend can be jealous that animals can f*ck my *ss now.

2tOxIc4u8 years ago

Make it seem like my enemy is my best friend then press the buttun then everythings normal. Loophole

KaramGamer99998 years ago

i can make him not jealous or make him have some powers

Dripper123458 years ago

I want to give him stuff

Fireball8 years ago

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DesertEagle7 years ago

That was a great story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

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Benny Wu12 years ago

It says you can do anything. So either make the not jealous or give them the same ability.

punzetheclown9 years ago

You fucking genius...

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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago

I hate everyone so I'm fine

Dogizmaster9 years ago

I don't have any friends.

luis cedano9 years ago

sucks to be them

Nelson Green12 years ago

Who needs best friends anyway

MagniSolis9 years ago

This, who needs friends when you're your own?

Lexis Murray12 years ago

lol i dont have any friends soo

sentientbutton8 years ago

i can just make my friend unjealous, dipshit

Razor9 years ago

Give your best friend any powers, traits, food (etc.) that he/she wants!

Watermelonman8 years ago

Ill help them with things

Multusvalde10 years ago

What best friend? XD loner for life

Ninjatck5 years ago

Just help them

Spong3Van9 years ago

my best friend is already jealous of me :o

George Forbes12 years ago

Conrad's a twat anyway

Thinking10 years ago

I don't have a best friend

Venyos7 years ago

poor bro... if I can do anything, can i make him have my power too?

coolcambo9 years ago

thats what best friends are for

cliff_mastah_159 years ago

that's kind of what really happens out there anyways right?

Colbstein227 years ago

Too bad so stinking sad.

MobMaster1209 years ago

Make them not jealous of u

GiveEmSomeMilk8 years ago

uhh so what?

duggie949 years ago

SUCKIT BITCH!(raises middle finger to friend)

WideLoad3 years ago

I want my friend to be happy

Warren Galloway10 years ago

loophole: you get anything you want, so therefore for me they wouldn't be jealous.

Omicron8 years ago

45,360 people now have this ability. That might not be a good thing.

Minihercules3179 years ago

just wish your friend had the same stuff to

Mr_Memification4 years ago

Me who has no friends: :)

Zonnebloempje9 years ago

Well duh everyone would be jealous even me

Hereuall27 years ago

I am rick c137

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Soda-cat7 years ago

I’m a web I don’t have friends idiot

xboxfan9979 years ago

I like things be challenging , so I did not press it.

Hasaky8 years ago

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