Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt4 years ago

Lol

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nulily9 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4207 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer3 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra8 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames8 months ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Coaster8 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

...Loading...9 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin9 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC7 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy019 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod9 years ago

spoke to me

Misla119 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Bruh-moment5 years ago

I would lie about the lie, that way i lie about the lie and say the truth

Hazzary45310 years ago

Upside?

Haekal9 years ago

lying is important in my life

Nataliethemagnificent7 years ago

well i need to be more open anyway

Luben Lambov12 years ago

No downside.

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

Being incapable of dying would literally be a curse there’s no upside. You still feel pain, you watch everyone you love die like y’all-

theepicnis34709 years ago

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Pabide7 years ago

I assume it"s lying as in not telling the truth, not lying as in not standing, sitting ord squating. Because of it"s the second one, I"d say no.

GanguroGal9 years ago

Does it count lies of omission?

KingJr9 years ago

physically not verbally

Hftdgt4 years ago

*try"s to lie* I did-didn't

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

I don't lie anyways, although that would get akward "How old are you?" "3947 years old" "Really?" "yes" ".......................how?" "I can't die" o_O

Gcoop9 years ago

No i hate the idea of immoerality

TwoRoaches6 years ago

Am I the only person who wants to die someday?

rexssj11 years ago

No lying is a problem for me

MahoganySolitude8 years ago

I barely lie anyways...

MahoganySolitude8 years ago

All I do is bend the truth.

jayplayz7 years ago

U-um... 0/////////0 I can't not lie. That"s like... Telling my mom that I read fanfiction... 0/////////////////////0 that shits YAOI. 0///0 no way I'm clicking that button