Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt4 years ago

Lol

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nulily9 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4207 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer3 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra8 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames9 months ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Coaster8 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

...Loading...9 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin9 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC7 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy019 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod9 years ago

spoke to me

Misla119 years ago

so i become the bible's god

FortyWithaUlast year

Where is the upside?

AntonyCraft 759 years ago

they didn't say incapable of white lying

DaQueenOfMeows7 years ago

What is the good side of this???

Cool Dude (YouTuber)9 years ago

I could sleep in space on a these space bags HA! im not lying!

Turetheee8 years ago

Stop trying to lie for ever num

affect129 years ago

what if you can't talk

Sign_up4 years ago

Wheres the upside?

MrHChase10 years ago

But I want to die one day.... No upside..

Reptyl2329 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no

SnowDino6 years ago

Shit this would get me in trouble at school but it could also be funny if a girl bends over in front of me I"d go "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE" cause I like big butts and I cannot lie. Itd be the perfect rap for that occasion lmao

Apollo11 years ago

I love to lie, so no

Suprise_Buttsecks8 years ago

i see no upside...

EarthGamer7 years ago

There is no upside because 1. Immortality is a curse 2. If I am physically incapable of lying then lets say a loved one says: do i look nice? Then if i can't lie, and they dont look nice and i say that they dont look nice then they might get very sad/angry with you... soo... yeah no upside. ;-)

David Anderson12 years ago

So you can do all the cool stuff you never dared doing previously. Like playing baseball with a grenade, or playing Minesweeper in real life.

ClownCLown8 years ago

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Don'tyouevergetthefeelingwhereyoucantthinkofaname9 years ago

Physically, but not mentally. So I can't shrug and answer with body movements but what about saying YES and NO.

llots ffej9 years ago

Well not to be a smart-ass but, since you are, moving your mouth is physical, as well as using you r voice altogether.

sonicj019 years ago

i am already the second one lying is what cunts do

WhyDoIEven_3 years ago

I wouldn't want to be immortal, that"d be horrible.

KenJen64207 years ago

The only person that would hurt is all the sensitive fucks in the world. The truth hurts

dweedleskunk9 years ago

Seriously, living forever is overrated. You would get bored, because you have done everything and you would have to suffer heartache and stuff because you would get close to someone and then they might die. plus I mean sometimes you need to lie to keep the ppl closest to you out of trouble :P

howohowo4 years ago

Immortality is a curse, you'll have to experience whatever crap gets thrown at you, say, another big bang and you'll have to watch every single thing go bye bye. Being dead is better

MoonManEDM10 years ago

Incapability of lying doesn't mean incapability of telling the absolute truth

MrMate8 years ago

So I can't make cakes... (Portal reference)

densch7 years ago

where"s the downside? Always saying what i think anyways. And immortal on top of it

James McDonnell12 years ago

So someone decided to combine "Liar, Liar" and "Bruce Almighty".

badeo8 years ago

You can be deceptive without lying.

llots ffej9 years ago

"Yeah, I'm toootally incapable of lying"

prettyboredpanda9 years ago

Lol. What is wrong with being honest?

235x0last year

Just say you are not willing to tell them because you can't lie

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

OH NO

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

this button was made just because someone wanted to make note of the rhyme of "dying" and "lying"

fitetoon10 years ago

But you would eventually look reeeeeeeeeealy old and ugly plus you would have to watch the universe end and be rly bored for the rest of your life so like no

Chez38 years ago

Make people ask you of truths about the universe, and since you can't lie, people now know the truths if the universe.

button9 years ago

Both comes eventually, plus I think it would be better if I couldn't lie, plus people would trust me more!

Ghopher19 years ago

So when i say i'm going to beat someones ass technically i'm not lying

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Upside?

asdguy0011 years ago

The awkward situations caused by "Who the fuck farted?" questions haunt you for an eternity

Jackson-Eli7 years ago

Let"s see become invincible but can only tell the truth or not become invincible but can still lie... NO BUTTON PLS

Rachel RayRay Carlyon12 years ago

AWESOME

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