Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Lol

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nulily 11 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

lifehacker420 9 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer 5 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

Abirra 9 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames 2 years ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster 9 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading... 11 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin 11 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC 9 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy01 11 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod 10 years ago

spoke to me

Misla11 11 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Pabide 9 years ago

I assume it"s lying as in not telling the truth, not lying as in not standing, sitting ord squating. Because of it"s the second one, I"d say no.

GanguroGal 10 years ago

Does it count lies of omission?

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

Being incapable of dying would literally be a curse there’s no upside. You still feel pain, you watch everyone you love die like y’all-

theepicnis3470 11 years ago

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KingJr 11 years ago

physically not verbally

Hftdgt 6 years ago

*try"s to lie* I did-didn't

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

I don't lie anyways, although that would get akward "How old are you?" "3947 years old" "Really?" "yes" ".......................how?" "I can't die" o_O

TwoRoaches 7 years ago

Am I the only person who wants to die someday?

rexssj 12 years ago

No lying is a problem for me

MahoganySolitude 10 years ago

I barely lie anyways...

MahoganySolitude 10 years ago

All I do is bend the truth.

Gcoop 11 years ago

No i hate the idea of immoerality

catfreak05 10 years ago

it says phisically not mentally so you can write down a lie.

shitfarter 2 years ago

fortniet

xXMattsheafanXx 11 years ago

Ha You cant lie

jayplayz 9 years ago

U-um... 0/////////0 I can't not lie. That"s like... Telling my mom that I read fanfiction... 0/////////////////////0 that shits YAOI. 0///0 no way I'm clicking that button

Kyle Shelley 13 years ago

then I do not say or do anything bad

Mexicino 5 years ago

You’d be the perfect politician. Honest and unkillable.

HJE 3 SLASH 11 years ago

I can't lie anyway, so not being able to die would be kinda weird

Puffy810 9 years ago

I will not press the button because I want to die

button 10 years ago

They both come eventually..Plus, people could trust me!

YouWtM8 11 years ago

Like the movie,Liar Liar?

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Uh... DO YOU MEAN NO MORE AMONG US?!?!

Hazzary453 12 years ago

Upside? Not dying would be horrible, and I really don't want to spend eternity as a mangled corpse, it says nothing about invulnerability

Agori 2 months ago

Seriously hope some of these people come immortal to learn how much of a curse it would be

Agori 2 months ago

become

FinleyRS 8 years ago

Some things are better kept under a tight lid, like something you were told to keep top secret, by a friend or even the government.

Mathew Campbell 13 years ago

"Do you have a note for being off?" "No" "Why not!?!" "Cause it's too personal" "Excuse me?" "I was seeing if I caught aids... from your MUM?"

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

I lie too much to want to do that.

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

So I can't fuck with people just for the fun of it

CN_KangShuoxi 3 years ago

Reverse wall-facer:D

Doge420 10 years ago

To be honest dying and lying is bad

Gellivar 5 years ago

Где недостатки?

hEX02 11 years ago

wait... life imprisonment... forever locked up for ONE CRIME!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

I'm already brutally honest so

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

Upside?

suddenflame57 12 years ago

Permanent honesty and immortality? What's the downside?

trumpsucks 10 years ago

Yay it rhymes!

christian W 11 years ago

Kinda like when the 11th doctor was on trensalor but he almost died but the daleks messed up ............they told him the rules!

Ninjanate1123 10 years ago

I hate this dont even make stupid ones like this

D_YellowMadness last year

No upside.

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