Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt4 years ago

Lol

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nulily9 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4207 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer3 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra8 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames9 months ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Coaster8 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

...Loading...9 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin9 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC7 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy019 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod9 years ago

spoke to me

Misla119 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Chez38 years ago

Make people ask you of truths about the universe, and since you can't lie, people now know the truths if the universe.

button9 years ago

Both comes eventually, plus I think it would be better if I couldn't lie, plus people would trust me more!

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

this button was made just because someone wanted to make note of the rhyme of "dying" and "lying"

fitetoon10 years ago

But you would eventually look reeeeeeeeeealy old and ugly plus you would have to watch the universe end and be rly bored for the rest of your life so like no

Ghopher19 years ago

So when i say i'm going to beat someones ass technically i'm not lying

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Upside?

asdguy0011 years ago

The awkward situations caused by "Who the fuck farted?" questions haunt you for an eternity

Jackson-Eli7 years ago

Let"s see become invincible but can only tell the truth or not become invincible but can still lie... NO BUTTON PLS

Rachel RayRay Carlyon12 years ago

AWESOME

Poonut8 years ago

You are still able to be dying mentaly, not that thats any diffrent :(

Snipergem139 years ago

I'm already immortal

ChainLink13583 years ago

I don't like the idea of not dying, eventually, you would have done EVERYTHING, you would be tired, and basically a zombie(Not actually but yeah) So this is an obvious no

Darksouls 2 master9 years ago

I DONT CARE

Invffxble7 years ago

Go ahead a lie to them, what they gonna do about it? You can't die.

Mew-eeveeSquirtele4 years ago

........ehhhhh if the world ends i will go in a rocket ship bring my phone and nitendo and solarpowered, portable charger and boom never bored.

KamiDesu.10 years ago

You can die psychologicaly if somebody dismenber you and vice-versa etc ...

Belaize8 years ago

it says you are physically incapable of dying so old age kills you.

Cucolus9 years ago

if you cannot die then you would be very lonely when everything dies

fangirl46okok11 years ago

What if you're in amazing pain? Like someone was torturing you but you couldn't die even though you wished you could?

Boopityboop8 years ago

This seems fun.

Trolerp9 years ago

Well you can't really be punished cuz just say "COME AT ME B******!" and they can't kill u

takahashi017 years ago

STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING IMMORTALITY!

ocreae8 years ago

so are you mentally able to die or what

SevenTStorm9 months ago

was i ever capable of lying in the first place?

Brian barnes9 years ago

wow so.

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Did you steal the cookie? * "nyes"😢☹

Thomas Patrick Dickson III12 years ago

Good thng lying is a psychological phenomenon

Coolman864 years ago

Doesn’t immortality still let you feel pain

lol10 years ago

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