Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Lol

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nulily 11 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

lifehacker420 9 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer 5 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

Abirra 9 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames 2 years ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster 9 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading... 11 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin 11 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC 9 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy01 11 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod 10 years ago

spoke to me

Misla11 11 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Puffy810 9 years ago

I will not press the button because I want to die

button 10 years ago

They both come eventually..Plus, people could trust me!

Mexicino 5 years ago

You’d be the perfect politician. Honest and unkillable.

HJE 3 SLASH 11 years ago

I can't lie anyway, so not being able to die would be kinda weird

YouWtM8 11 years ago

Like the movie,Liar Liar?

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Uh... DO YOU MEAN NO MORE AMONG US?!?!

Hazzary453 12 years ago

Upside? Not dying would be horrible, and I really don't want to spend eternity as a mangled corpse, it says nothing about invulnerability

FinleyRS 8 years ago

Some things are better kept under a tight lid, like something you were told to keep top secret, by a friend or even the government.

Mathew Campbell 13 years ago

"Do you have a note for being off?" "No" "Why not!?!" "Cause it's too personal" "Excuse me?" "I was seeing if I caught aids... from your MUM?"

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

I lie too much to want to do that.

Agori 2 months ago

Seriously hope some of these people come immortal to learn how much of a curse it would be

Agori 2 months ago

become

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

So I can't fuck with people just for the fun of it

CN_KangShuoxi 3 years ago

Reverse wall-facer:D

Doge420 10 years ago

To be honest dying and lying is bad

Gellivar 5 years ago

Где недостатки?

hEX02 11 years ago

wait... life imprisonment... forever locked up for ONE CRIME!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

I'm already brutally honest so

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

Upside?

suddenflame57 12 years ago

Permanent honesty and immortality? What's the downside?

trumpsucks 10 years ago

Yay it rhymes!

christian W 11 years ago

Kinda like when the 11th doctor was on trensalor but he almost died but the daleks messed up ............they told him the rules!

Ninjanate1123 10 years ago

I hate this dont even make stupid ones like this

D_YellowMadness last year

No upside.

Death's Reaver 11 years ago

or could i?

Wolf_Human 9 years ago

Lying is a bad thing So I pressed ot

Liam Costanzo 13 years ago

That would be amazing

liocool_2013 5 years ago

2 VERY genius and good things? YESSIR

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KayGamer 9 years ago

Lying 4 life

button 10 years ago

lolololollollol

sonic7778 9 years ago

There are ways for you to deceive other without actually lying, see Doc Scratch from Homestuck

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

Girlfriend: Do you love me? You: Uhhh... No? Girlfriend: Oh, what a shame you can't die, but you still feel the pain!

randomstranger123 6 years ago

some 10 year old "are you immortal" me bish i am freaking immortal

Warren Galloway 12 years ago

A flaw in this... Lying is not a physical thing, it's a physiological... LOOPHOLE!

LinMiaoMiao 2 months ago

I can choose not to speak.

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Where is the upside?

Nick Mesut Wilson 13 years ago

They should be the other way round

usoutlaw 10 years ago

i would get very cocky or wear a sign saying "Warning i can not lie"

DaQueenOfMeows 9 years ago

What is the good side of this???

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