Will You Press The Button?

EvilQueen 9 years ago

Feed the dragon the dead bodies of your enemyes. Pls give me a nightfury "cause I got a lot of food for it

DragonPickles 11 years ago

Dragon, go raid 497 billion grocery stores at the speed of light! *a few seconds later* I has ze fuds

Sean Phoenix Noyes 13 years ago

Use the dragon to rob a bank. Let's see them stop you.

chunkies 5 years ago

Ye true yes

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Slenderman22 2 years ago

of course you're here

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Asriel the Writer 11 years ago

Use the dragon to get anything ya want.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Good idea

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.

Liam Haxton 13 years ago

BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

jackthemack 9 years ago

then how did you get the computer think before you type

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Junai 9 years ago

Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

i wonder what dragon meat tastes like?

BlueBlade 7 years ago

Sir please don't

RaNeax 10 years ago

Sell it

i might press 11 years ago

dragon threaten ppl 4 there money. become world prez

Swaglord_960 11 years ago

Nah dragons are amazing

LelShrek 11 years ago

:Below: It doesn't matter if dragons aren't real dumbass. And having a pet like that would be awesome.

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

feed the dragon people. dragons like to eat people.

SwordOfAutumn 10 years ago

Feed all those who bully you or are just plain annoying to the dragon so you don't have to deal with them anymore. Two birds with one stone. :D

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Zach Pepper 13 years ago

use the dragon to hunt

Nikola Mitic 13 years ago

Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(

rootstown7 5 years ago

same

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago

Use your dragon to overthrow your government and set up a communist government.Then you won't have to ever worry about the downside because there won't be any money.

Catperson564 11 years ago

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Galpal 2 years ago

Jokes on you I'm already poor and practically starving(unrelated though)

Buttercup 12 years ago

make it eat ... people

mmm.xiq 11 years ago

Who Want Dragon anyway

AnimeQueenMHA 6 years ago

It’s a dragon, mother fūcker can just break in a good store and get me stuff... and burn down the cops

BananasAreAwesome 8 years ago

I can feed my dragon humans,right?

Brian Bellos 13 years ago

sell it for science.

sterlingsilvernine 10 years ago

Gringots Harry potter

DerpyDolphin 11 years ago

I'll Rob plases

Stratsai74 11 years ago

I'd get money by sending DNA samples to scientists...

Phudson801 5 years ago

Eat the carbonated it"s powers

Louise Jensen 13 years ago

Does it really matter? I'll have a dragon, i could use it for shows that cost money to see so i would get money to feed it and feed myself c:

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Get it then kill it

Waffleyumboy 11 years ago

Dragons can rob banks. But....plot twist. Dragon eats you because you are too poor to feed it...

Catperson564 11 years ago

What if you get a tiny dragon... or a baby

THE FOLLOWING 900 10 years ago

That's why there are fish in rivers and bears to shoot

Andy2 11 years ago

I will make a. Show see a real dragon people and work in a zoo as a real life dragon rider flying through the air

mrose00 8 years ago

Dragons collect and hoard gold? You’d be rich?

Simon Ruts 13 years ago

so what, it's awesome! :D

rhystphillips 9 years ago

Rent the dragon out and use it as a heisting tool, also achieve immortality by drinking dragon blood, and always get that damn parking space

Anonamoose_pvpz 11 years ago

Don't care, dragon steal, rob and kill let's be rich

Eyelessgamer 9 years ago

Theres a dregon we can hunt stuff with its Fire breathing we could live in the wilderness

Sponges 2 years ago

Throws brick at button

Stazochan 12 years ago

... eat the dragon its a kind of lizard he will regenerate is tail :D

spinosaurus_man 11 years ago

dragon can hunt for you. loophole

Dark22 6 years ago

jokes on you I pressed the button that gave me unlimited money

Chris Messier 13 years ago

Sooooo.... paradox?

isuc4life 8 years ago

i would get paid for putting it in contests and events

Devon Campbell 13 years ago

Spike is so useless

Abaddon.Bradbury 10 years ago

I WILL BE GAME OF THRONES SATUS

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago

OH HELL YEA!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOEEEE IMA OWNER OF A DRAGON OOOOOEEEEEE

OfficiallyGoodenough 11 years ago

That can be death in a nutshell.

VY CMa 11 years ago

He'll find food for his master

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

worth it!

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